Share with us your most embarrassing momentsas gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!!my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!!
This one is really embarrasing. I must have been about 14 or 15 years old, and there was a party and this beautifull older woman (about 30 I would say) and I started dancing one of those romantic song. Well , I had only danced"pegado " once with a teen girl; but when I danced with this woman I couldn't help to have a "hard on" and I was wearing one of those early 80's pants. YEs, it looked like a FOCO was between my pants and her, I swear, I didn't mean it, it just happened. It all happened during day time and in front of my F$%% friends. Oh well, is part of groing up I guess, jejejeje.
I remember once we gor a new drummer, and we were rehearsing for the first time at his family's house. So i go to take a dump, and when i flush the toilet, the water (and everything inside) just comes up and out to the bathroom floor!!! Right at that moment the drummer's mom comes in the house back from work.... I just had to tell him what happened, and she ended up cleaning everything..... so much for a new drummer...
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Sorry but this one is just as funny as Buzz's story.
A similar thing happend to my friend, but instead of taking a dump she flushed a maxi pad down the toilet at one of her friends house. It went down fine and everything, but when her friend's mom used the toilet and flushed it, all of the water started to come out of the toilet. She noticed that the toilet was still stuffed up so she woke her boyfriend up to see what the problem was, so he used a plunger and out poped the maxi pad. My friend ended up confesing to it, because she felt bad when she saw her friend's mom cleaning up the mess.
Oh well. That's why it says on the box or package not to flush a pad down the toilet, because something like this could happen.
Hi Confess this happen to a good friend of mine, I`m sure we all taken our parents car once or twice... And u know sometimes a Spic`s car specially our parents is not the best. So mi amigo quiere ir a ver a su novia llega a Mc Guigan con el carro y justo a la hora de salida, so u know everybody is just walking thru the parking lot and my friend stared to ram the engine y mas gente comiensa a verlo so comiensa a manejar y se le olvida que most high school have speed bumps thru the lot next thing u know la mufler se le cae y no solo un pedacito sino que TODA la mufler. Y comiensa la gente a REIRSE,biene mi amigo y se sale del carro a recoger los pedasos...
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NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...
Hey Alex a mi me paso lo mismo en grade nine,mi primer almuerzo en la cafeteria llego ahi casi no conoces a nadie y pa loco me voy a sentar tu serca de donde estan las peladas eran esas folding benches levanto el pie y tu sabes, por suerte el uniforme de Mc guigan enese entoces se usaba blaeser. Ahi calladito me saque la chaqueta y pa la casa hermano...
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NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...
I remember once we gor a new drummer, and we were rehearsing for the first time at his family's house. So i go to take a dump, and when i flush the toilet, the water (and everything inside) just comes up and out to the bathroom floor!!! Right at that moment the drummer's mom comes in the house back from work....
I just had to tell him what happened, and she ended up cleaning everything.....
Most embarrasing moment for me gotta this one........I was coming from work once on the ttc and I must of had some really bad TACO BELL..cuz I had the worst case of diarrea and what do you as soon as I got off the BUS I was trying to walk as fast as I could but.....I couldn't anymore and it JUST came all out.....FACK man every step I took I left my foot prints LMAO. ohhh almost forgot.....I had gone once to a girlfriends house for the first time ever and I went to the washroom to take a dump and I forgot to lock the door.....and who walks into the washroom........the MOM I had my pants on my knees and I was like K nice meeting u I gotta lol Never came back................LMAO
Most embarrasing moment for me gotta this one........I was coming from work once on the ttc and I must of had some really bad TACO BELL..cuz I had the worst case of diarrea and what do you as soon as I got off the BUS I was trying to walk as fast as I could but.....I couldn't anymore and it JUST came all out.....FACK man every step I took I left my foot prints LMAO. ohhh almost forgot.....I had gone once to a girlfriends house for the first time ever and I went to the washroom to take a dump and I forgot to lock the door.....and who walks into the washroom........the MOM I had my pants on my knees and I was like K nice meeting u I gotta lol Never came back................LMAO
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Pobresito!!!
You just make me almost drop my drink! LOL! too funny!
Most embarrasing moment for me gotta this one........I was coming from work once on the ttc and I must of had some really bad TACO BELL..cuz I had the worst case of diarrea and what do you as soon as I got off the BUS I was trying to walk as fast as I could but.....I couldn't anymore and it JUST came all out.....FACK man every step I took I left my foot prints LMAO. ohhh almost forgot.....I had gone once to a girlfriends house for the first time ever and I went to the washroom to take a dump and I forgot to lock the door.....and who walks into the washroom........the MOM I had my pants on my knees and I was like K nice meeting u I gotta lol Never came back................LMAO
OMG....That's the worst I herd by far!!! Pobrecito!!
Share with us your most embarrassing momentsas gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!!my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!!
Well, one of many: When I came to Canada I didn't speak any English, just a few small sentences. One day I was lost in Scarborough and suddenly I got really excited when I saw a "subway station", I went around the counter just to realize it really was a SUBWAY outlet, and I pretended that nothing had happend by buying one of those long submarines and I wasn't really hungry. Oh boy, I took the first bus i saw, and luckily took me to Warden subway station hahaha.
Most embarrasing moment for me gotta this one........I was coming from work once on the ttc and I must of had some really bad TACO BELL..cuz I had the worst case of diarrea and what do you as soon as I got off the BUS I was trying to walk as fast as I could but.....I couldn't anymore and it JUST came all out.....FACK man every step I took I left my foot prints LMAO. ohhh almost forgot.....I had gone once to a girlfriends house for the first time ever and I went to the washroom to take a dump and I forgot to lock the door.....and who walks into the washroom........the MOM I had my pants on my knees and I was like K nice meeting u I gotta lol Never came back................LMAO
JOKER_ESCO wrote: Well I have to say that one of my embarrassing moments was when I slid down the stairs at Plaza and took the girl that was in front of me along for the ride. Before I fell I was thinking to myself " I better not fall", and what happened just as I was thinking that, I lost my footing and fell on my ass and slid down the stairs. LMAO I was so gone that night The next day I had a huge bruise on part of my thigh and ass. LOL -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I THING THIS HAPPEND 2 GENIE 2 IN PLAZA......... YEP I TOOK CONFU AND MY FRIEND WITH ME BUT ME CONFU PUSHED ME!! AND AS U I WAS GONE!! LMAO
I think many people have fallen down those stupid stairs LMAO The funny thing is that the majority of people that have fallen down those stairs were girls LOL
gosh, after I puked my stomach I think people will think 2 b4 going to that restaurant jajajajaja :"eat in our fabulous patio with a view to kill your appetite"jajajajajajaa
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jajajaja I've got one.. Last year I was at a friends bbq..got drunk on Tequila and VOdka( yes bad mixxxx), so I told my friend to take me home 'cuz I was so sick I couldn't walk straight and I was puking like crazy! So while he was driving me home I wanted to puke (yes, again) he stopped accross a patio restaurant and I puked RIGHT there! The people stopped eating, I was so EMBARRASSED I wanted to be buried ALIVE!
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Most embarrasing moment for me gotta this one........I was coming from work once on the ttc and I must of had some really bad TACO BELL..cuz I had the worst case of diarrea and what do you as soon as I got off the BUS I was trying to walk as fast as I could but.....I couldn't anymore and it JUST came all out.....FACK man every step I took I left my foot prints LMAO.
ohhh almost forgot.....I had gone once to a girlfriends house for the first time ever and I went to the washroom to take a dump and I forgot to lock the door.....and who walks into the washroom........the MOM I had my pants on my knees and I was like K nice meeting u I gotta lol Never came back................LMAO
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Well I have to say that one of my embarrassing moments was when I slid down the stairs at Plaza and took the girl that was in front of me along for the ride. Before I fell I was thinking to myself " I better not fall", and what happened just as I was thinking that, I lost my footing and fell on my ass and slid down the stairs. LMAO I was so gone that night The next day I had a huge bruise on part of my thigh and ass. LOL -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I THING THIS HAPPEND 2 GENIE 2 IN PLAZA.........
YEP I TOOK CONFU AND MY FRIEND WITH ME BUT ME CONFU PUSHED ME!! AND AS U I WAS GONE!! LMAO
Well I have to say that one of my embarrassing moments was when I slid down the stairs at Plaza and took the girl that was in front of me along for the ride. Before I fell I was thinking to myself " I better not fall", and what happened just as I was thinking that, I lost my footing and fell on my ass and slid down the stairs.
LMAO
I was so gone that night
The next day I had a huge bruise on part of my thigh and ass.
O embarrassing moments, those are most memorable ones.
Ok here is one. My friends and I were all in the park having ice cream. I had popsicle and on the first lick it got stuck to my lips! It was sooo frozen and I couldn’t get it of.
Horrible scene!! It was ridiculous. Embarrassing to see.
Well I have to say that one of my embarrassing moments was when I slid down the stairs at Plaza and took the girl that was in front of me along for the ride. Before I fell I was thinking to myself " I better not fall", and what happened just as I was thinking that, I lost my footing and fell on my ass and slid down the stairs.
LMAO
I was so gone that night
The next day I had a huge bruise on part of my thigh and ass.
Confesiones wrote: did you guys forget the embarrasing things you say and DO when you are drunk!! lolololthose are classics MMmmm, sometimes I forget. But most of the time I do remember, once I was soooo drunk that my friends took me to Tim Hortons to have a black coffee, once I had a sip of it I yelled "This coffee tastes like DI*K" So we had to leave the place right away cuz they were soo embarrased!
Confesiones wrote: did you guys forget the embarrasing things you say and DO when you are drunk!! lolololthose are classics MMmmm, sometimes I forget. But most of the time I do remember, once I was soooo drunk that my friends took me to Tim Hortons to have a black coffee, once I had a sip of it I yelled "This coffee tastes like DI*K" So we had to leave the place right away cuz they were soo embarrased!
did you guys forget the embarrasing things you say and DO when you are drunk!! lolololthose are classics
MMmmm, sometimes I forget. But most of the time I do remember, once I was soooo drunk that my friends took me to Tim Hortons to have a black coffee, once I had a sip of it I yelled "This coffee tastes like DI*K" So we had to leave the place right away cuz they were soo embarrased!
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JOKER_ESCO wrote: MARILYN MONROE wrote: that's why i asked! LOL I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL JUST LIKE U LoL..... WICH HIGH SCHOLL DID U GO IF U DON'T MIND ME ASKING? Loretto College (On Bathrust).. Why were you there?? ahhahaha
Nop, yo hiba after school a Lotetto college a mirar las girls de esa escuela bueno y una Ex que tube alli......
Back in high school, a whole bunch of guys used to come and check the girls out (I went to an all girl school). So one day My friend wanted to introduce me to some of them. OMG, stupid me decides to walk the walk, cuando my ankle just decides to twist on me y I fell flat on my face. All the guys were laughing. Jerks!
Oh i've had that one happen..it was embarrassing the first time but after #2, 3, 4.......210 times i kinda got used to it..such a klutz!
JOKER_ESCO wrote: THAT MUST BEEN SO FUNNY MARILYN LoL, WELL THIS IN 90/91 I WAS IN GRADE 9TH.. Ok,.. si las matematicas no me fallan estas in your thirties,..*broma,.. And about the most embarrising moment,. I can't remember right now,. I 'll post it later..
JOKER_ESCO wrote: Confesiones wrote: Share with us your most embarrassing momentsas gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!!my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!! THAT IS NOT EMBERRASSING THIS IS: I WAS IN MY RELEGION CLASS AND EVERY1 WAS SO QUITE AND THE TEACHER PICKS ME TO GO TO THE BORAD, I GET UP AND WHAT DO U KNOW I LET ONE GO BUT I MEAN I DID LET IT GO DAMN THAT MADE I BIG SOUND I WAS SO EMBERRASS THAT I REFUSE 2 GO 2 THE BLACK BOARD... I NEVER FORGET THAT TIME BUT NOW IS FUNNY.......... OH WELL FUERON LOS FRIJOLITOS... was this recently, or when you were younger??
THAT MUST BEEN SO FUNNY MARILYN LoL, WELL THIS IN 90/91 I WAS IN GRADE 9TH..
Confesiones wrote: Share with us your most embarrassing momentsas gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!!my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!! THAT IS NOT EMBERRASSING THIS IS: I WAS IN MY RELEGION CLASS AND EVERY1 WAS SO QUITE AND THE TEACHER PICKS ME TO GO TO THE BORAD, I GET UP AND WHAT DO U KNOW I LET ONE GO BUT I MEAN I DID LET IT GO DAMN THAT MADE I BIG SOUND I WAS SO EMBERRASS THAT I REFUSE 2 GO 2 THE BLACK BOARD... I NEVER FORGET THAT TIME BUT NOW IS FUNNY.......... OH WELL FUERON LOS FRIJOLITOS...
Back in high school, a whole bunch of guys used to come and check the girls out (I went to an all girl school). So one day My friend wanted to introduce me to some of them. OMG, stupid me decides to walk the walk, cuando my ankle just decides to twist on me y I fell flat on my face. All the guys were laughing. Jerks!
I was in Hamilton playing with banda bella and wild i was winning down my pants just pop rip from the back, jejeje as a true professional the show went on and that really got girls into the act jejejee.
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Confesiones wrote: Share with us your most embarrassing momentsas gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!!my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!! THAT IS NOT EMBERRASSING THIS IS: I WAS IN MY RELEGION CLASS AND EVERY1 WAS SO QUITE AND THE TEACHER PICKS ME TO GO TO THE BORAD, I GET UP AND WHAT DO U KNOW I LET ONE GO BUT I MEAN I DID LET IT GO DAMN THAT MADE I BIG SOUND I WAS SO EMBERRASS THAT I REFUSE 2 GO 2 THE BLACK BOARD... I NEVER FORGET THAT TIME BUT NOW IS FUNNY.......... OH WELL FUERON LOS FRIJOLITOS...
Share with us your most embarrassing momentsas gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!!my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!!
THAT IS NOT EMBERRASSING THIS IS: I WAS IN MY RELEGION CLASS AND EVERY1 WAS SO QUITE AND THE TEACHER PICKS ME TO GO TO THE BORAD, I GET UP AND WHAT DO U KNOW I LET ONE GO BUT I MEAN I DID LET IT GO DAMN THAT MADE I BIG SOUND I WAS SO EMBERRASS THAT I REFUSE 2 GO 2 THE BLACK BOARD... I NEVER FORGET THAT TIME BUT NOW IS FUNNY.......... OH WELL FUERON LOS FRIJOLITOS...
Share with us your most embarrassing moments as gross as it sounds, one time I remember I went to the mall on boxing day, “para mi mala suerte” was on the reg and guess what!! Yeah!! my pants!! My 120 $ parasuco pants got stained!!
my pants and her, I swear, I didn't mean it, it just happened. It all happened during day time and in front of my F$%% friends. Oh well, is part of groing up I guess, jejejeje.
Y comiensa la gente a REIRSE,biene mi amigo y se sale del carro a recoger los pedasos...
i'm in the same shoes too! lol
