If you had the chance to swap your sex...

VenusDoom · Regular

RE: If you had the chance to swap your sex...

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I would change my sex....

I would love to be a lesbian....

bistor · Guru

I can't imagine myself as anything other than a man.

PRECIOSA · Guru

IF I WAS A MAN FOR ONE DAY...I WOULD WANT TO DRESS AS A WOMAN...

Jinx · TOP Guru

let's continue this thread..I'm lazy 2day...

Sweetness · Guru

TV Buff wrote:

If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!

Yeah isn't funny how they have bad aim when it comes to pissing in the toilet, but yet they seem to have great aim when it comes to other holes jejejeje

TV Buff · TOP Guru

God wrote:

OMG you made me laugh like crazy but you are right some guys don't get it on that HUGE hole....when I see that makes me Wonder....mmmmmm about the BJ oh well......a BJ it's a BJ PERIOD.-- Edited by God at 13:44, 2005-06-13

LOL... it does make you wonder how good an aim they have in other situations, doesn't it?

TV Buff · TOP Guru

LGigolo wrote:

TV Buff wrote: If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!! maybe they love it so much because of HOW GOOD A "JOB" YOU do!!!

Well, I don't wanna brag, but i've gotten "standing ovations"...

Just kidding... I don't do that... yo soy una persona muy seria en sus cosas...

God · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

Jinx wrote:
what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10
If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!

OMG you made me laugh like crazy but you are right some guys don't get it on that HUGE hole....when I see that makes me Wonder....mmmmmm

about the BJ oh well......a BJ it's a BJ PERIOD.

-- Edited by God at 13:44, 2005-06-13

LGigolo · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!

maybe they love it so much because of HOW GOOD A "JOB" YOU do!!!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

GENIE wrote:

@CONFU - I WANT TO DO THAT THINK THAT UR BROTHER DOES WHEN HIS PENIS SLAPS ONE SIDE AND THEN THE OTHER!!! MUTHRFACKING JOKES!! LMAO!! OH HAVE SEX LIKE CHALE SAID!!

I'm actually afraid to ask how you know what Confu's brother does...

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Jinx wrote:

what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10

If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!

Caliche · TOP Guru

Sorry God, im anti-social, i rather play alone..

God · TOP Guru

Caliche wrote:

If I was a woman, i'd either be a lesbian or never leave my house cuz i'd be playing with my big boobies and the other thing of course... nah i play... i would wanna see and understand what women want, that way when i get back to being the MACHO MAN I am, then i can become Casanova, cuz damn, uds. las mujeres break ma balls on a constant basis cuz y'all are undesisive on wat u want...

I think you and Buzz can get along very well.......

Caliche · TOP Guru

If I was a woman, i'd either be a lesbian or never leave my house cuz i'd be playing with my big boobies and the other thing of course... nah i play... i would wanna see and understand what women want, that way when i get back to being the MACHO MAN I am, then i can become Casanova, cuz damn, uds. las mujeres break ma balls on a constant basis cuz y'all are undesisive on wat u want...

Sweetness · Guru

MARILYN MONROE wrote:

I would want to get kicked in the balls. I want to feel how much it hurts. Yeah.. sounds stupid, but really i wonder if it hurts as much as they say it does.???? Do

LMAO WAAAAAY TOOOO FUNNNNY!

MARILYN MONROE · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

There is no way I would ever even attempt to be a woman, I dont think I would be able to pull it off... If I was a woman I would be the most unkept uglyest woman in the planet cause there is now way I would have the patience to do all the things ladies do to make themselves look beautiful... its a LOT of work being a woman, I think I'll stick to being a guy... so much easier.. If I did get to be a woman for one day though, Id go shower naked in the Gym with the other hotties!

Ewww, trust me you don't want to do that. I don't even want to describe what u see in a ladies locker. It's totally the opposite.

That only happens in movies or in guys minds.

-- Edited by MARILYN MONROE at 21:31, 2005-06-10

Phantasma · TOP Guru

There is no way I would ever even attempt to be a woman, I dont think I would be able to pull it off... If I was a woman I would be the most unkept uglyest woman in the planet cause there is now way I would have the patience to do all the things ladies do to make themselves look beautiful... its a LOT of work being a woman, I think I'll stick to being a guy... so much easier..

If I did get to be a woman for one day though, Id go shower naked in the Gym with the other hotties!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

If I had boobs for a day I would go flashing in downtown during rush hour to see how many accidents I can cause... if I had a kitty, I would wear a long skirt, and STILL go pee in public - but this time, I wouldn't even need to go against a wall! LMAO
LoL....

LGigolo · Comandante

If I had boobs for a day I would go flashing in downtown during rush hour to see how many accidents I can cause... if I had a kitty, I would wear a long skirt, and STILL go pee in public - but this time, I wouldn't even need to go against a wall! LMAO

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

lilchinita wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 HAVE SEX!!!!!!!! Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm... I would also walk around. I always wonder about that how do you guys walk with it there ( I know it is on one side) I would like to know how it feels to walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL ESO ANDA DILING DILING HASIENDO NOICE LIKE BELLS JAJAJAJAJA LoL

GENIE · Foro Master

@CONFU - I WANT TO DO THAT THINK THAT UR BROTHER DOES WHEN HIS PENIS SLAPS ONE SIDE AND THEN THE OTHER!!! MUTHRFACKING JOKES!! LMAO!!

OH HAVE SEX LIKE CHALE SAID!!

God · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

God wrote:
Con estos amigos para que quiero enemigos

do you hear that?! OMG i think that's the smallest violin playing for you!
i said i was joking. feo.

whata joker....stinky !

Guadalupana · Foro Master

God wrote:

Con estos amigos para que quiero enemigos

do you hear that?! OMG i think that's the smallest violin playing for you!

i said i was joking. feo.

lilchinita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 HAVE SEX!!!!!!!! Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm...

I would also walk around. I always wonder about that how do you guys walk with it there ( I know it is on one side) I would like to know how it feels to walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

God wrote:
Guadalupana wrote: God wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana ! no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos... Gracias "Amiga"
awwww no se enoje....all in good fun at TH world

Con estos amigos para que quiero enemigos

buzzlightyear680 · Guru

LMAO SO LOUD that was 2 funny

Guadalupana · Foro Master

God wrote:

Guadalupana wrote: God wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana ! no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos... Gracias "Amiga"

awwww no se enoje....all in good fun at TH world

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos...

OUCH!!!!!!
LOL!

God · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

God wrote:
Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana !
no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos...

Gracias "Amiga"

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

MARILYN MONROE wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: Confesiones wrote: I'd to see that "AB" as a girl. well experience sexologa!! lol whats an "AB"?????? ALEX BELLO

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotcha!!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

God wrote:

Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana !

no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos...

God · TOP Guru

Jinx wrote:

what's the first thing you'd do?
If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10

I dont think I would like 2 options

Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana !

Guadalupana · Foro Master

can i just be both at the same time? why pick one when you can have the best of both worlds?

eww, that vision looks odd.

Jinx · TOP Guru

Afrodita wrote:

Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I wouldn't want to be a guy, I think I would be a really ugly one. However, the whole pissing experience would be cool. LOL

same here I'd be fugly not ugly lol

MARILYN MONROE · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Confesiones wrote: I'd to see that "AB" as a girl. well experience sexologa!! lol whats an "AB"??????

ALEX BELLO

Afrodita · Guru

Jinx wrote:

what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10

I wouldn't want to be a guy, I think I would be a really ugly one.

However, the whole pissing experience would be cool.

LOL

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Confesiones wrote:

I'd to see that "AB" as a girl. well experience sexologa!! lol

whats an "AB"??????

Confesiones · TOP Guru

Jinx wrote:

what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10

I'd to see that "AB" as a girl. well experience sexologa!! lol

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

IT FEELS SO GOOD ILL TELL U THAT MUCH....... YO NO ME CAMBIO PARA SER MUJER NOP THANK U ESO QUE LES BIENE CADA MES DAMN........

Im sure it does!
If I was a guy I would be a total man hoe! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!
You wouldnt have to care what anyone says or nothing! LOL!! LOL!!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

MARILYN MONROE wrote:

I would want to get kicked in the balls. I want to feel how much it hurts. Yeah.. sounds stupid, but really i wonder if it hurts as much as they say it does.???? Do

DON'T ESO DUELE I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW MUCH THAT HURTS I HAVE NO WORDS 2 EXPLAIN SUCH A PAIN.........

MARILYN MONROE · Guru

Would any of you guys want to experience giving birth????

that would be a experience.

MARILYN MONROE · Guru

I would want to get kicked in the balls. I want to feel how much it hurts. Yeah.. sounds stupid, but really i wonder if it hurts as much as they say it does.????

Do

Mikita · Senior Member

I would talk to other guys about things that we girls dont understand so that we can have a better idea of what goes on in mens minds

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 HAVE SEX!!!!!!!! Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm...

IT FEELS SO GOOD ILL TELL U THAT MUCH....... YO NO ME CAMBIO PARA SER MUJER NOP THANK U ESO QUE LES BIENE CADA MES DAMN........

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Jinx wrote:

what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10

HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!

Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm...

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: confundida wrote: SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT...... AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!! LoL HASTA EL PEE SE FRIZA LoL YEA WE CREATE ICE PELLETS.......LOL

THAT'S A GOOD1, LoL SH** U CUOLD KILL SOME1 WITH 1 OF THOSE..

confundida · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

confundida wrote: SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT...... AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!! LoL HASTA EL PEE SE FRIZA LoL

YEA WE CREATE ICE PELLETS.......LOL

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT...... AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!!

LoL HASTA EL PEE SE FRIZA LoL

confundida · Foro Master

SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS

UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT......

AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!!