If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!
Yeah isn't funny how they have bad aim when it comes to pissing in the toilet, but yet they seem to have great aim when it comes to other holes jejejeje
OMG you made me laugh like crazy but you are right some guys don't get it on that HUGE hole....when I see that makes me Wonder....mmmmmm about the BJ oh well......a BJ it's a BJ PERIOD.-- Edited by God at 13:44, 2005-06-13
LOL... it does make you wonder how good an aim they have in other situations, doesn't it?
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TV Buff wrote: If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!! maybe they love it so much because of HOW GOOD A "JOB" YOU do!!!
Well, I don't wanna brag, but i've gotten "standing ovations"...
Just kidding... I don't do that... yo soy una persona muy seria en sus cosas...
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TV Buff wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!
OMG you made me laugh like crazy but you are right some guys don't get it on that HUGE hole....when I see that makes me Wonder....mmmmmm
If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!
maybe they love it so much because of HOW GOOD A "JOB" YOU do!!!
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@CONFU - I WANT TO DO THAT THINK THAT UR BROTHER DOES WHEN HIS PENIS SLAPS ONE SIDE AND THEN THE OTHER!!! MUTHRFACKING JOKES!! LMAO!! OH HAVE SEX LIKE CHALE SAID!!
I'm actually afraid to ask how you know what Confu's brother does...
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what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10
If I had a penis, I would like to find out why it is so f*ckin' hard to aim at the friggin' toilet when men take a pi$$... it gets all over the room except for the hole!!! Oh, and I'd also get a BJ... I'd like to know what that's like and why they love it so much!!!
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Caliche wrote: If I was a woman, i'd either be a lesbian or never leave my house cuz i'd be playing with my big boobies and the other thing of course... nah i play... i would wanna see and understand what women want, that way when i get back to being the MACHO MAN I am, then i can become Casanova, cuz damn, uds. las mujeres break ma balls on a constant basis cuz y'all are undesisive on wat u want...
I think you and Buzz can get along very well.......
If I was a woman, i'd either be a lesbian or never leave my house cuz i'd be playing with my big boobies and the other thing of course... nah i play... i would wanna see and understand what women want, that way when i get back to being the MACHO MAN I am, then i can become Casanova, cuz damn, uds. las mujeres break ma balls on a constant basis cuz y'all are undesisive on wat u want...
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I would want to get kicked in the balls. I want to feel how much it hurts. Yeah.. sounds stupid, but really i wonder if it hurts as much as they say it does.???? Do
There is no way I would ever even attempt to be a woman, I dont think I would be able to pull it off... If I was a woman I would be the most unkept uglyest woman in the planet cause there is now way I would have the patience to do all the things ladies do to make themselves look beautiful... its a LOT of work being a woman, I think I'll stick to being a guy... so much easier.. If I did get to be a woman for one day though, Id go shower naked in the Gym with the other hotties!
Ewww, trust me you don't want to do that. I don't even want to describe what u see in a ladies locker. It's totally the opposite. That only happens in movies or in guys minds.
There is no way I would ever even attempt to be a woman, I dont think I would be able to pull it off... If I was a woman I would be the most unkept uglyest woman in the planet cause there is now way I would have the patience to do all the things ladies do to make themselves look beautiful... its a LOT of work being a woman, I think I'll stick to being a guy... so much easier..
If I did get to be a woman for one day though, Id go shower naked in the Gym with the other hotties!
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
If I had boobs for a day I would go flashing in downtown during rush hour to see how many accidents I can cause... if I had a kitty, I would wear a long skirt, and STILL go pee in public - but this time, I wouldn't even need to go against a wall! LMAO LoL....
If I had boobs for a day I would go flashing in downtown during rush hour to see how many accidents I can cause... if I had a kitty, I would wear a long skirt, and STILL go pee in public - but this time, I wouldn't even need to go against a wall! LMAO
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Chale_Tanga wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 HAVE SEX!!!!!!!! Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm... I would also walk around. I always wonder about that how do you guys walk with it there ( I know it is on one side) I would like to know how it feels to walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL ESO ANDA DILING DILING HASIENDO NOICE LIKE BELLS JAJAJAJAJA LoL
do you hear that?! OMG i think that's the smallest violin playing for you!
i said i was joking. feo.
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Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 HAVE SEX!!!!!!!! Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm...
I would also walk around. I always wonder about that how do you guys walk with it there ( I know it is on one side) I would like to know how it feels to walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guadalupana wrote: God wrote: Guadalupana wrote: God wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana ! no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos... Gracias "Amiga" awwww no se enoje....all in good fun at TH world
Guadalupana wrote: God wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana ! no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos... Gracias "Amiga"
awwww no se enoje....all in good fun at TH world
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Guadalupana wrote: God wrote: Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana ! no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos...
Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I dont think I would like 2 options Seria Bieeeeennn Puta o Biennnnn Lesbiana !
no es necesario ser mujer para eso, siendo hombre ya lo sos...
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Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10
can i just be both at the same time? why pick one when you can have the best of both worlds?
eww, that vision looks odd.
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Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 I wouldn't want to be a guy, I think I would be a really ugly one. However, the whole pissing experience would be cool. LOL
same here I'd be fugly not ugly lol
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what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10
I wouldn't want to be a guy, I think I would be a really ugly one.
However, the whole pissing experience would be cool.
LOL
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what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10
I'd to see that "AB" as a girl. well experience sexologa!! lol
IT FEELS SO GOOD ILL TELL U THAT MUCH....... YO NO ME CAMBIO PARA SER MUJER NOP THANK U ESO QUE LES BIENE CADA MES DAMN........
Im sure it does! If I was a guy I would be a total man hoe! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! You wouldnt have to care what anyone says or nothing! LOL!! LOL!!!!
I would want to get kicked in the balls. I want to feel how much it hurts. Yeah.. sounds stupid, but really i wonder if it hurts as much as they say it does.???? Do
DON'T ESO DUELE I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW MUCH THAT HURTS I HAVE NO WORDS 2 EXPLAIN SUCH A PAIN.........
I would want to get kicked in the balls. I want to feel how much it hurts. Yeah.. sounds stupid, but really i wonder if it hurts as much as they say it does.????
Jinx wrote: what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10 HAVE SEX!!!!!!!! Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm...
IT FEELS SO GOOD ILL TELL U THAT MUCH....... YO NO ME CAMBIO PARA SER MUJER NOP THANK U ESO QUE LES BIENE CADA MES DAMN........
what's the first thing you'd do? If I had a penis I'd jump up in down with an erection...to see what it feels like jajajajajaja-- Edited by Jinx at 12:14, 2005-06-10
HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!
Wonder what it would feel like from that angel... hmmmmmmmm...
JOKER_ESCO wrote: confundida wrote: SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT...... AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!! LoL HASTA EL PEE SE FRIZA LoL YEA WE CREATE ICE PELLETS.......LOL
THAT'S A GOOD1, LoL SH** U CUOLD KILL SOME1 WITH 1 OF THOSE..
confundida wrote: SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT...... AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!! LoL HASTA EL PEE SE FRIZA LoL
YEA WE CREATE ICE PELLETS.......LOL
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SEE WHAT I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS PULL IT OUT THREW THERE PANTS UNLIKE US WE HAVE PULL FREEZE OUR ASSES OFF AND SQUAT...... AND BY THE TIME U GET A BREEZE U DONT EVEN WANNA PEE ANYMORE CUZ UR ASS IS COLD!!!!!