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Yesi wrote:


El peor piropo qu yo eh escuchado fuen en El Salvador el diciembre pasado.


Alguien me grito en la calle, quisiera ser pulga para brincar en tu mico. I almost died when my mom told me what this meant.


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I am not vulgar enough to know the meaning of that... but I am assuming mico = chulo?   or is it the other one - the (chagina)?

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El peor piropo qu yo eh escuchado fuen en El Salvador el diciembre pasado.


Alguien me grito en la calle, quisiera ser pulga para brincar en tu mico. I almost died when my mom told me what this meant.


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Some classy Chilean pickup lines:


Me gustaria ser jardinero pa' meterle esta callampa....


Me gustaria ser zapatero pa' trabajarle el cuero...


Mijita, con ese culito ud. debe cagar bombones...


Wachita, presentame tu ginecólogo pa' chuparle los guantes?


Reina, dígame quien se lo metió para ir a chuparle el pico.


Mijita, su papá no tiene pichula (dick), tiene pincel!


El médico me prohibió levantar cosas pesadas... Me ayudas a mear?







 




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Some classy Chilean pickup lines:


Me gustaria ser jardinero pa' meterle esta callampa....


Me gustaria ser zapatero pa' trabajarle el cuero...


Mijita, con ese culito ud. debe cagar bombones...


Wachita, presentame tu ginecólogo pa' chuparle los guantes?


Reina, dígame quien se lo metió para ir a chuparle el pico.


Mijita, su papá no tiene pichula (dick), tiene pincel!


El médico me prohibió levantar cosas pesadas... Me ayudas a mear? -- Edited by Daeveed at 14:03, 2006-10-16


Now that I'm watching TV chilena, I even imagined the accent when I was reading these... too funny!

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Wachita, presentame tu ginecólogo pa' chuparle los guantes?





guacatela!!

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Mijita, con ese culito ud. debe cagar bombones...







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HA-HA!! holy i'd forgotten!

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Some classy Chilean pickup lines:


Me gustaria ser jardinero pa' meterle esta callampa....


Me gustaria ser zapatero pa' trabajarle el cuero...


Mijita, con ese culito ud. debe cagar bombones...


Wachita, presentame tu ginecólogo pa' chuparle los guantes?


Reina, dígame quien se lo metió para ir a chuparle el pico.


Mijita, su papá no tiene pichula (dick), tiene pincel!


El médico me prohibió levantar cosas pesadas... Me ayudas a mear?



 


 



-- Edited by Daeveed at 14:03, 2006-10-16

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Guadalupana wrote: Bring it on girl. te dejare nadando en el polvo.

ok. let's take this outside AB...ya vez, te puse un poll, we'll see que faithful son tus members....feos ganaran!!! Polvo...polvo te tiro cuando me tiro un pedo!


@Aguada & AB:  Holly Sheit - I just came accross this OLD thread... you two have me




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Sorry but by this i don't mean to offend any one or faltarle el respeto but i just think this one is funny.


 


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let me just change the spelling just in case they want to ban me from here jejeje



-- Edited by Alex Bello at 15:57, 2005-06-14

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uy lilchinita, u went all out and read old school postings... ye some of us have some good lines like the song says "...papi chulo looking for culo..."
CALICHE YOU KNOW YOUR PICK UP LINES.   DO THEY WORK???

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Alex Bello wrote: Alex Bello wrote: Gitana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste.   AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT.... jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje just joking jejejej Mujeres what sounds better, Chupara or Lambiera. Ejemplo 1: Mami tu quieres que yo te chupe. or Ejemplo 2: Mami tu quieres que yo te lamba. jejeje it's your call.


CHUPE....




jajajaja por algo te hice vice presidenta jejejejejeje.


 



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Alex Bello wrote: Gitana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste.   AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT.... jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje just joking jejejej Mujeres what sounds better, Chupara or Lambiera. Ejemplo 1: Mami tu quieres que yo te chupe. or Ejemplo 2: Mami tu quieres que yo te lamba. jejeje it's your call.
CHUPE....

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Gitana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste.   AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT....


jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje just joking jejejej




Mujeres what sounds better,


Chupara or Lambiera.


Ejemplo 1:


Mami tu quieres que yo te chupe.


or


Ejemplo 2:


Mami tu quieres que yo te lamba.


jejeje it's your call.



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Gitana wrote:

Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste.   AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT....

jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje


just joking jejejej



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I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste.   AB....

I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO....


WHERE IS IT....



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I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are:


Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso.


or


Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste.


 


AB....



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uy lilchinita, u went all out and read old school postings... ye some of us have some good lines
like the song says

"...papi chulo looking for culo..."

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Caliche wrote:

God , u kill me with those pick up lines....
I DON'T CARE LATINO'S HAVE THE BEST PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!!!

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Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Bring it on girl. te dejare nadando en el polvo. ok. let's take this outside AB...ya vez, te puse un poll, we'll see que faithful son tus members....feos ganaran!!! Polvo...polvo te tiro cuando me tiro un pedo!

diablo, u are nasty girl stop it you are turning me on jejejeje.


 


AB....



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Ouuu Alex I wouldn't mess with her, If i were YOu!!!! She's fierce!!! She'll tear you apart!!!

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Alex Bello wrote:
Guadalupana wrote:


Bring it on girl.
te dejare nadando en el polvo.
ok. let's take this outside AB...ya vez, te puse un poll, we'll see que faithful son tus members....feos ganaran!!!
Polvo...polvo te tiro cuando me tiro un pedo!


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Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB... guess again....that was gay y ati quien te pidio tu opinion? jejejeje metiche. lol remember i am not just a member of the horney club but i am also de presiden y tu rival. AB...... so what? yo te gano! we should have the people of the foro vote

Bring it on girl.


te dejare nadando en el polvo.



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Have you guys met ?

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Alex Bello wrote:
Guadalupana wrote:
Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB... guess again....that was gay

y ati quien te pidio tu opinion? jejejeje
metiche.
lol
remember i am not just a member of the horney club but i am also de presiden y tu rival.
AB......
so what? yo te gano! we should have the people of the foro vote

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Guadalupana wrote:

Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB... guess again....that was gay

y ati quien te pidio tu opinion? jejejeje


metiche.


lol


remember i am not just a member of the horney club but i am also de presiden y tu rival.


AB......



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this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje.
Not....
AB...
guess again....that was gay

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this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje.


Not....


AB...



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Alex Bello wrote: Guy: Do you wash your jeans in windex? Girl: No why? Guy: Because I can see myself in your pants.   AB.... A friend of mine tried that - not good . . . thats all I can say.

jejeje quisas el no puso la cara de inocente.


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Here are some for the guys that are weak in that department:


a) mami i didn't know angelitas como tu walked on earth....


b) guy - baby my feet hurt  girl - why? guy - u've been walking on my mind all day


Actually u see the first one is good but the second is not. My point is guys....u don't need lines  BE YOURSELF AND U'LL GET EVERYTHING!!  INCLUDING THAT SHORTY U WANT.


u just gotta learn to LISTEN TO THE LADIES that's what they want...listen and u shall receive, try it out it doesn't hurt to TRY!



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Gitana wrote:

El Representante wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: confundida wrote: BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH.......... LOL!!I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada... Wow - I'm actually getting nervous . . . NERVOUS... HAY PAPI WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET RID OF THOSE NERVES.... DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT!!!!


trouble + trouble + trouble =  



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Alex Bello wrote:

Guy: Do you wash your jeans in windex? Girl: No why? Guy: Because I can see myself in your pants.   AB....


A friend of mine tried that - not good . . . thats all I can say.



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Chale_Tanga wrote: confundida wrote: BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH.......... LOL!!I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada... Wow - I'm actually getting nervous . . .

NERVOUS...


HAY PAPI WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET RID OF THOSE NERVES....


DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT!!!!



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Guy: Do you wash your jeans in windex?


Girl: No why?


Guy: Because I can see myself in your pants.


 


AB....



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confundida wrote: BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH.......... LOL!!I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada...


Wow - I'm actually getting nervous . . .



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BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH..........
LOL!!
I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!

@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada...

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GENIE wrote:

El Representante wrote: You Ladies sound like trouble         SOUND IS NOT EVEN THE HALF OF IT!! LIKE I SAID A LADY IN THE STREETS .................

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El Representante wrote: You Ladies sound like trouble         SOUND IS NOT EVEN THE HALF OF IT!! LIKE I SAID A LADY IN THE STREETS .................

I'LL CONTINUE IT


AND A FREAK IN THE SHEETS!!!!!



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You Ladies sound like trouble
        SOUND IS NOT EVEN THE HALF OF IT!! LIKE I SAID A LADY IN THE STREETS .................

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You Ladies sound like trouble

 
 
US TROUBLE??? NEVA!!!!

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Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: si mi palito quedo chiquito es porque tu cosita fea no le dio el animo para que el cresiera.   AB..... fea o no, una cosa es una cosa! llevate ese pepinito a otra parte...aqui solo fruta de calidad se acepta......ademas crecen mas rapido mis plantas que tu pepinito aguado! @Genie---sorry chica, pero this guy is asking for it...mira como pelea con migo!

jejejeje Hay que ver para creer.


 


AB...



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You Ladies sound like trouble




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I remember the bet
SO WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THEN CHARLIE??

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El Representante wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: Guadalupana wrote: I have problems with math doesn't 1+1= shag ? and then math turns to biology 1 on 1 Damn Guada!!A woman who knows what she wants!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! LOL! I would like to hear more about how the ladies make the first move. No need for words... just give them the 'ojitos' n shake em hips a bit... and voila!!!


This is true - sometimes it takes a bit more then just that.



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El Representante wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: Guadalupana wrote: I have problems with math doesn't 1+1= shag ? and then math turns to biology 1 on 1 Damn Guada!!A woman who knows what she wants!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! LOL! I would like to hear more about how the ladies make the first move. No need for words... just give them the 'ojitos' n shake em hips a bit... and voila!!!
BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH..........

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GENIE wrote: Charlie Moet wrote: Come on Genie you can do betta than that.          I SAVE IT ALL FOR U PAPI!! DONT WANT TO TELL PPL MY LINES ON HERE!! COME ON NOW  A GENIE NEVER REVIALS HER TRICKS!!        THATS HOW I PULL DISPEARING ACTS!!! Sounds interesting.
          U WANNA SEE HOW THEY WORK EL REP!!

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si mi palito quedo chiquito es porque tu cosita fea no le dio el animo para que el cresiera.
 
AB.....
fea o no, una cosa es una cosa! llevate ese pepinito a otra parte...aqui solo fruta de calidad se acepta......ademas crecen mas rapido mis plantas que tu pepinito aguado!

@Genie---sorry chica, pero this guy is asking for it...mira como pelea con migo!

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Charlie Moet wrote: Come on Genie you can do betta than that.          I SAVE IT ALL FOR U PAPI!! DONT WANT TO TELL PPL MY LINES ON HERE!! COME ON NOW  A GENIE NEVER REVIALS HER TRICKS!!        THATS HOW I PULL DISPEARING ACTS!!!


Sounds interesting.



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El Representante wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: Guadalupana wrote: I have problems with math doesn't 1+1= shag ? and then math turns to biology 1 on 1 Damn Guada!!A woman who knows what she wants!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! LOL! I would like to hear more about how the ladies make the first move.
No need for words... just give them the 'ojitos' n shake em hips a bit... and voila!!!

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