Wachita, presentame tu ginecólogo pa' chuparle los guantes?
guacatela!!
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Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Bring it on girl. te dejare nadando en el polvo.
ok. let's take this outside AB...ya vez, te puse un poll, we'll see que faithful son tus members....feos ganaran!!! Polvo...polvo te tiro cuando me tiro un pedo!
@Aguada & AB: Holly Sheit - I just came accross this OLD thread... you two have me
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
uy lilchinita, u went all out and read old school postings... ye some of us have some good lines like the song says "...papi chulo looking for culo..."
CALICHE YOU KNOW YOUR PICK UP LINES. DO THEY WORK???
Alex Bello wrote: Alex Bello wrote: Gitana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste. AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT.... jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje just joking jejejej Mujeres what sounds better, Chupara or Lambiera. Ejemplo 1: Mami tu quieres que yo te chupe. or Ejemplo 2: Mami tu quieres que yo te lamba. jejeje it's your call.
CHUPE....
jajajaja por algo te hice vice presidenta jejejejejeje.
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
Alex Bello wrote: Gitana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste. AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT.... jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje just joking jejejej Mujeres what sounds better, Chupara or Lambiera. Ejemplo 1: Mami tu quieres que yo te chupe. or Ejemplo 2: Mami tu quieres que yo te lamba. jejeje it's your call.
CHUPE....
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Gitana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste. AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT....
jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje just joking jejejej
Mujeres what sounds better,
Chupara or Lambiera.
Ejemplo 1:
Mami tu quieres que yo te chupe.
or
Ejemplo 2:
Mami tu quieres que yo te lamba.
jejeje it's your call.
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
Alex Bello wrote: I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste. AB.... I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO.... WHERE IS IT....
jejeje where is it? come on no te agas a tonta, tu muy bien sabe donde esta escondido jejejeje
just joking jejejej
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
I think one of the best pick up lines we latinos have are: Diablo mami, Tu ta' buenisima pa' una sopa de hueso. or Diablo mami si fueras caramelo te chupara toda hasta que te gaste. AB....
I REMEMBER QUE TU ME PROMETISTES UN CARAMELO BIEN RICO ALEX BELLO....
WHERE IS IT....
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Bring it on girl. te dejare nadando en el polvo. ok. let's take this outside AB...ya vez, te puse un poll, we'll see que faithful son tus members....feos ganaran!!! Polvo...polvo te tiro cuando me tiro un pedo!
diablo, u are nasty girl stop it you are turning me on jejejeje.
AB....
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
ok. let's take this outside AB...ya vez, te puse un poll, we'll see que faithful son tus members....feos ganaran!!! Polvo...polvo te tiro cuando me tiro un pedo!
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Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB... guess again....that was gay y ati quien te pidio tu opinion? jejejeje metiche. lol remember i am not just a member of the horney club but i am also de presiden y tu rival. AB...... so what? yo te gano! we should have the people of the foro vote
Bring it on girl.
te dejare nadando en el polvo.
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB... guess again....that was gay
y ati quien te pidio tu opinion? jejejeje metiche. lol remember i am not just a member of the horney club but i am also de presiden y tu rival. AB......
so what? yo te gano! we should have the people of the foro vote
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Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB... guess again....that was gay
y ati quien te pidio tu opinion? jejejeje
metiche.
lol
remember i am not just a member of the horney club but i am also de presiden y tu rival.
AB......
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
Alex Bello wrote: this one is kind of gay but here it goes anyways. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I bet the girls here will be ohhh he is so sweet jejeje. Not.... AB...
guess again....that was gay
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Alex Bello wrote: Guy: Do you wash your jeans in windex? Girl: No why? Guy: Because I can see myself in your pants. AB.... A friend of mine tried that - not good . . . thats all I can say.
jejeje quisas el no puso la cara de inocente.
lol
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AB
.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
Here are some for the guys that are weak in that department:
a) mami i didn't know angelitas como tu walked on earth....
b) guy - baby my feet hurt girl - why? guy - u've been walking on my mind all day
Actually u see the first one is good but the second is not. My point is guys....u don't need lines BE YOURSELF AND U'LL GET EVERYTHING!! INCLUDING THAT SHORTY U WANT.
u just gotta learn to LISTEN TO THE LADIES that's what they want...listen and u shall receive, try it out it doesn't hurt to TRY!
-- Edited by DJ PRIETO at 13:33, 2005-06-14
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El Representante wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: confundida wrote: BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH.......... LOL!!I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada... Wow - I'm actually getting nervous . . . NERVOUS... HAY PAPI WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET RID OF THOSE NERVES.... DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT!!!!
Chale_Tanga wrote: confundida wrote: BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH.......... LOL!!I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada... Wow - I'm actually getting nervous . . .
NERVOUS...
HAY PAPI WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET RID OF THOSE NERVES....
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT!!!!
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confundida wrote: BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH.......... LOL!!I think that ALL spanish women do that!! ALL OF US !! LOL!@ El Rep: Trouble? para nada...
Alex Bello wrote: Guadalupana wrote: si mi palito quedo chiquito es porque tu cosita fea no le dio el animo para que el cresiera. AB..... fea o no, una cosa es una cosa! llevate ese pepinito a otra parte...aqui solo fruta de calidad se acepta......ademas crecen mas rapido mis plantas que tu pepinito aguado! @Genie---sorry chica, pero this guy is asking for it...mira como pelea con migo!
jejejeje Hay que ver para creer.
AB...
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.::El Amor No Es Para Todos::. : El Amor Comienza Con Una Mirada, Crece Con Un Beso Y Muere Con Una Lagrima.
El Representante wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: Guadalupana wrote: I have problems with math doesn't 1+1= shag ? and then math turns to biology 1 on 1 Damn Guada!!A woman who knows what she wants!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! LOL! I would like to hear more about how the ladies make the first move. No need for words... just give them the 'ojitos' n shake em hips a bit... and voila!!!
This is true - sometimes it takes a bit more then just that.
El Representante wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: Guadalupana wrote: I have problems with math doesn't 1+1= shag ? and then math turns to biology 1 on 1 Damn Guada!!A woman who knows what she wants!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! LOL! I would like to hear more about how the ladies make the first move. No need for words... just give them the 'ojitos' n shake em hips a bit... and voila!!!
BETTER YET CUZ DO THE SIGN WITH UR MOUTH..........
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GENIE wrote: Charlie Moet wrote: Come on Genie you can do betta than that. I SAVE IT ALL FOR U PAPI!! DONT WANT TO TELL PPL MY LINES ON HERE!! COME ON NOW A GENIE NEVER REVIALS HER TRICKS!! THATS HOW I PULL DISPEARING ACTS!!! Sounds interesting.
si mi palito quedo chiquito es porque tu cosita fea no le dio el animo para que el cresiera.
AB.....
fea o no, una cosa es una cosa! llevate ese pepinito a otra parte...aqui solo fruta de calidad se acepta......ademas crecen mas rapido mis plantas que tu pepinito aguado!
@Genie---sorry chica, pero this guy is asking for it...mira como pelea con migo!
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Charlie Moet wrote: Come on Genie you can do betta than that. I SAVE IT ALL FOR U PAPI!! DONT WANT TO TELL PPL MY LINES ON HERE!! COME ON NOW A GENIE NEVER REVIALS HER TRICKS!! THATS HOW I PULL DISPEARING ACTS!!!
Chale_Tanga wrote: Guadalupana wrote: I have problems with math doesn't 1+1= shag ? and then math turns to biology 1 on 1 Damn Guada!!A woman who knows what she wants!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! LOL! I would like to hear more about how the ladies make the first move.
No need for words... just give them the 'ojitos' n shake em hips a bit... and voila!!!