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Jaime Cruz wrote:


Are you the same JOSE MANUEL FRANCISCO DE LA CRUZ MORALES JIMENEZ CORDOBAfrom Jane and Finch?

LoL!! You know him too

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Phantasma wrote:


 I USE MY LIPS TO POINT AT THINGS NOT MY FINGERS


This Part Kills Me . . .




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I wish every Latino was as proud as you are about being Latino. Being Latino implies a lot of things that some people fail to see when they deal with us, specially euro-canadians. They still expect to see us riding donkeys on the 401, or wearing "sombreros" as we walk the streets. Anyway, your rant was funny, short and sweet. Good one, made my day !!



Eurocanadians can be hispanic too .

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Are you the same JOSE MANUEL FRANCISCO DE LA CRUZ MORALES JIMENEZ CORDOBA
from Jane and Finch?

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hahahahaha


hahahahaha


hahahahaha


hahahahaha  


LMAO this is hilarious



-- Edited by El Pibe at 15:46, 2006-06-02

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Ah, the good old days when we were discussing such worthy subjects. Exactly a year ago...


 


How sad a year later we all are... And how bored...



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Someone had another thread with a title like this and I thought it was gonna be one of those I AM CANADIAN type rants but it was some next thing so I figured Id write one up myself... so here ya go: I AM LATINO I'M NOT A JANITOR, DRUGDEALER OR A GANGBANGER AND I DONT LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH 14 OF MY RELATIVES OR DRIVE A LOWRIDER I DO KNOW SEVERAL CARLOSES, JOSES and RAMONS FROM JANE/FINCH ALTHOUGH THEY ARE PROBABLY NOT THE SAME ONES YOU KNOW. I SPEAK SPANISH NOT MEXICAN I USE MY LIPS TO POINT AT THINGS NOT MY FINGERS AND I WEAR "TENIS" NOT SNEAKERS I CAN PROUDLY FLY MY COUNTRY'S FLAG AT WONDERLAND DURING LATINFEST I BELIEVE IN PICANTE NOT MILD AND I PRONOUNCE IT HA-LAPENIO NOT YALAPEENO! FUTBOL IS SOCCER CHULETAS ARE PORKCHOPS SAMMY SOSA CAN KICK MARK MCGUIRES BUTT ANYDAY! AND ITS PRONOUNCED FAH-HEE-TTAS NOT FAGEERAS, FAH-HEE-TTAS!!!!! LATIN AMERICA IS THE BIRTH PLACE OF SALSA, MAMBO,TANGO,CUMBIA,BACHATA AND REGGAETON THE LAND OF TEQUILA AND AGUARDIENTE AND THE BEST PART OF AMERICA MY NAME IS JOSE MANUEL FRANCISCO DE LA CRUZ MORALES JIMENEZ CORDOBA AND I AM LATINO!!!!! © Copyright 2005 by Phantasma, All rights reserved/Todos Los derechos reservados. No portion of this article may be copied, retransmitted, reposted, duplicated or otherwise used without the express written approval of the author. Dont make me have to come looking for you.-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:53, 2005-06-03-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:54, 2005-06-03-- Edited by Phantasma at 14:13, 2005-06-03

I LIKE THIS ONE JAJJA ESTA EN ALGO LoL

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Super Mario wrote:

I wish every Latino was as proud as you are about being Latino. Being Latino implies a lot of things that some people fail to see when they deal with us, specially euro-canadians. They still expect to see us riding donkeys on the 401, or wearing "sombreros" as we walk the streets. Anyway, your rant was funny, short and sweet. Good one, made my day !!



Im glad you liked it bredthren..... Im thinking about printing it on some tshirts, maybe blackones with white lettering not for selling or anything, just to wear for jokes ... what ya'll think?

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I wish every Latino was as proud as you are about being Latino. Being Latino implies a lot of things that some people fail to see when they deal with us, specially euro-canadians. They still expect to see us riding donkeys on the 401, or wearing "sombreros" as we walk the streets. Anyway, your rant was funny, short and sweet. Good one, made my day !!



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I'M NOT A JANITOR, DRUGDEALER OR A GANGBANGER
AND I DONT LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH 14 OF MY RELATIVES OR DRIVE A LOWRIDER
I DO KNOW SEVERAL CARLOSES, JOSES and RAMONS FROM JANE/FINCH
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE PROBABLY NOT THE SAME ONES YOU KNOW.


Best part lol but we both know the same Hugo from Jane and finch !! lmao!!



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Jinx wrote:

funny, copyright it



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funny, copyright it

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PRINCESSA wrote:

Holy long name. Nice.
When you do ur signature do u sign all ur names??




You should see my drivers license... its 3 pages.

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Caliche wrote:


MY NAME IS JOSE MANUEL FRANCISCO DE LA CRUZ MORALES JIMENEZ CORDOBAAND I AM LATINO!!!!!       this just made my day...


Holy long name. Nice.


When you do ur signature do u sign all ur names??




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MY NAME IS JOSE MANUEL FRANCISCO DE LA CRUZ MORALES JIMENEZ CORDOBA

AND I AM LATINO!!!!!


 


 


 


this just made my day...



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Muy bien dicho Phantasma ,.. Somos unicos,.. Somos Latinos,..



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Phantasma wrote:

Someone had another thread with a title like this and I thought it was gonna be one of those

I AM CANADIAN

type rants but it was some next thing so I figured Id write one up myself... so here ya go:



I SPEAK SPANISH NOT MEXICAN




I love this one....you have no idea how many times I have argue with Canauks about this one.....when they ask me "do you speak Mexican? I ask them ...Do you speak Canadian ?"

-- Edited by God at 09:59, 2005-06-03

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YAH BABY!!!

this is what I was talking about in the other Carlitos thread!!

2 FUNNY!!!

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Someone had another thread with a title like this and I thought it was gonna be one of those

I AM CANADIAN

type rants but it was some next thing so I figured Id write one up myself... so here ya go:


I AM LATINO

I'M NOT A JANITOR, DRUGDEALER OR A GANGBANGER
AND I DONT LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH 14 OF MY RELATIVES OR DRIVE A LOWRIDER
I DO KNOW SEVERAL CARLOSES, JOSES and RAMONS FROM JANE/FINCH
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE PROBABLY NOT THE SAME ONES YOU KNOW.

I SPEAK SPANISH NOT MEXICAN
I USE MY LIPS TO POINT AT THINGS NOT MY FINGERS
AND I WEAR "TENIS" NOT SNEAKERS

I CAN PROUDLY FLY MY COUNTRY'S FLAG AT WONDERLAND DURING LATINFEST
I BELIEVE IN PICANTE NOT MILD
AND I PRONOUNCE IT HA-LAPENIO NOT YALAPEENO!


FUTBOL IS SOCCER
CHULETAS ARE PORKCHOPS
SAMMY SOSA CAN KICK MARK MCGUIRES BUTT ANYDAY!
AND ITS PRONOUNCED FAH-HEE-TTAS NOT FAGEERAS, FAH-HEE-TTAS!!!!!

LATIN AMERICA IS THE BIRTH PLACE OF SALSA, MAMBO,TANGO,CUMBIA,BACHATA AND REGGAETON
THE LAND OF TEQUILA AND AGUARDIENTE
AND THE BEST PART OF AMERICA

MY NAME IS JOSE MANUEL FRANCISCO DE LA CRUZ MORALES JIMENEZ CORDOBA

AND I AM LATINO!!!!!

© Copyright 2005 by Phantasma, All rights reserved/Todos Los derechos reservados. No portion of this article may be copied, retransmitted, reposted, duplicated or otherwise used without the express written approval of the author. Dont make me have to come looking for you.

-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:53, 2005-06-03

-- Edited by Phantasma at 13:54, 2005-06-03

-- Edited by Phantasma at 14:13, 2005-06-03

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He has a mansion?
Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
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