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WHITE WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>>
>>>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>>>
>>>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
>>>position.
>>>
>>>IRISH WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>>
>>>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>>
>>>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>>
>>>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>>>
>>>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
>>>meatballs.
>>>
>>>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
>>>3-carat
>>>ring.
>>>
>>>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
>>>thought of
>>>having sex.
>>>
>>>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>>
>>>JEWISH WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First Date: You get terrific head.
>>>
>>>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>>
>>>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
>>>again.
>>>
>>>CHINESE WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
>>>happens.
>>>
>>>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
>>>happens
>>>again.
>>>
>>>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
>>>already
>>>realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>>
>>>INDIAN WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First date: Meet her parents.
>>>
>>>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>>
>>>Third date: Wedding night.
>>>
>>>BLACK WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>>
>>>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
>>>expensive
>>>dinner.
>>>
>>>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>>
>>>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>>
>>>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
>>>and
>>>have sex in the back of her car.
>>>
>>>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>>
>>>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>>>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>>>grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins,
>>>
>>>her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on
>>>rice
>>>and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be
>>>nice,
>>>but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>>
>>>ARAB WOMEN:
>>>
>>>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
>>>Uncles,
>>>Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>>
>>>Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
>>>
>>>No third date.