quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " Im guilty of so many of them #6, #8 lol and #4 lol but when #6 is done to me im like well u just did so no more questions!! lmao i know smart a$$ oh well"
quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " Im guilty of so many of them #6, #8 lol and #4 lol but when #6 is done to me im like well u just did so no more questions!! lmao i know smart a$$ oh well"
Just look back at them and say "NO" withough smiling... it confuces the hell outta peoples
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
quote: Originally posted by: Phantasma " I know... I was crackin up too! it almost sounds like something I would say!!! lol (I really should try to swear less)"
Im guilty of so many of them #6, #8 lol and #4 lol
but when #6 is done to me im like well u just did so no more questions!! lmao i know smart a$$ oh well
I got this on email today I thought it was hillarious... feel free to add more if u have any other funny ones
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their @ss to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F***ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No ****er, I paid 13 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the f***ing floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you cool guy?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, fried eggs?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw, and jam it in your McEyes you f***ing Mc@sshole!!!
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
