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Cabin Fever is like the worst movie ever in life... its freakin licks sweaty donkey nuts its so bad...

There is also this movie called Black and White... it sucked too.

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" See through, huh? Talk about "breathing" pants.. Calados de tanto hoyo!!! No, Ricky, as tempting as that sounds, let's just keep your pants cotton or something not see through, okay? We want to see the bulge, not the actual... you know what I mean... Okay, that's it... ta ta... have fun in the gutter, people !!! Same time, same channel, different day tomorrow... "

 


Whats this??? Buffy doing something she claimed she would never do????

And voila, thanks to the power of cut and paste:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



Originally posted by: TV Buff
"EVERY post in here, from the Pope to Kids and TV ends in a TH orgy lately... You have to blame X@vi, GiGi and Chale Tanga for that... I never condone or participate...  "



LOL! Dont worry Buffy, my lips are sealed...



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" See through, huh? Talk about "breathing" pants.. Calados de tanto hoyo!!! No, Ricky, as tempting as that sounds, let's just keep your pants cotton or something not see through, okay? We want to see the bulge, not the actual... you know what I mean... Okay, that's it... ta ta... have fun in the gutter, people !!! Same time, same channel, different day tomorrow... "
I'm liking this girl already....lol

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"I've worn many mariachi pants love...and I still don't shoots blanks..lol. But hey maybe I should invent MESH mariachi pants..lol"

See through, huh? Talk about "breathing" pants.. Calados de tanto hoyo!!! No, Ricky, as tempting as that sounds, let's just keep your pants cotton or something not see through, okay? We want to see the bulge, not the actual... you know what I mean...


Okay, that's it... ta ta... have fun in the gutter, people !!! Same time, same channel, different day tomorrow...



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"Just remember to get the pants in them breathable fabrics... I mean, if you want to have kids some day... "
I've worn many mariachi pants love...and I still don't shoots blanks..lol. But hey maybe I should invent MESH mariachi pants..lol

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1. Glitter w/Mariah Carey  


2. Swept Away w/Madonna 


3. Cross Roads w/Britney Spears 



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"hmmmmmmmm..... well they DO help me with the high notes..lol"
Just remember to get the pants in them breathable fabrics... I mean, if you want to have kids some day...

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"hmmmmmmmm..... well they DO help me with the high notes..lol"
how high do the notes get?

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"Don't you already wear tight Mariachi pants? Can you wear those the next time you perform?"
hmmmmmmmm..... well they DO help me with the high notes..lol

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"And you watched that???That's on my list of movies NOT TO WATCH... along with Gigli and Glitter... "

LOL you are so funny TV Buff, but you are so right, I still have not seen this movies


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"Now you're gonna make me wear Speedos from now on..lol...the real tight ones..lol"
Don't you already wear tight Mariachi pants? Can you wear those the next time you perform?

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"let's not forget britney's oscar worthy movie debut.. crossroads!"
And you watched that???
That's on my list of movies NOT TO WATCH... along with Gigli and Glitter...

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let's not forget britney's oscar worthy movie debut..

crossroads!

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"hey! i was just bugging ya'guys!! is all about the fun in this foro...but sorry about your palito...ooops i mean! about the comment..."
Now you're gonna make me wear Speedos from now on..lol...the real tight ones..lol

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I would have to say:


1. Shall we dance (Jennifer Lopez)


2. Hero (I hate reading through a movie)


3. Hide and Seek (Robert DeNiro)



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"Ohhhh...so that's how it is...both of you are gonna gang up on me because I used a word that made you think I was referring to the girth and depth and whatever...well I don't comment on that chulas. Yo tengo respeto..."
hey! i was just bugging ya'guys!! is all about the fun in this foro...but sorry about your palito...ooops i mean! about the comment...

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"i know is getting awkward...cuidado...latinsoulchild te da con su palito~!lol j/ks! lol "
Ohhhh...so that's how it is...both of you are gonna gang up on me because I used a word that made you think I was referring to the girth and depth and whatever...well I don't comment on that chulas. Yo tengo respeto...

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"You're not doing yourself a favour by calling it "palito"... just use some phallic symbol that reflects virility and grandeur, like this "pole" or, I don't know, something larger... Okay, let's stop this... this is getting awkward... "
i know is getting awkward...cuidado...latinsoulchild te da con su palito~!
lol j/ks! lol

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"just imagine "ME-HOMER" in a red thongs... watch your back guys!!lol"
Remember the Brazil episode... Homer in a thong... that was just hilarious

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"Yet again we agree my dear TV. The only palito I'd wanna look at is mine but women I can look at anytime..lol"
You're not doing yourself a favour by calling it "palito"... just use some phallic symbol that reflects virility and grandeur, like this "pole" or, I don't know, something larger... Okay, let's stop this... this is getting awkward...

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"and Homer Simpson as cupid???...lol Doh!!"
just imagine "ME-HOMER" in a red thongs... watch your back guys!!lol


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"Okay, now I'm gonna get really graphic, but I agree with you on the "girls look better naked." I know penises are very functional and, well, good for us, but they're just UGLY... You people know what I'm talking about, right? Penises are just not cute!!! I saw this documentary, well, not really a documentary, it was a recording of the play Puppetry of the penis, and they were just plain ugly... "
Yet again we agree my dear TV. The only palito I'd wanna look at is mine but women I can look at anytime..lol

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"My dear TV....you gotta get to know me. If I wasn't into the music, I would've been a comedian...seriously.  But no thank you to the idea of Kate being the artist...lol. In general, women are more pleasant to look at. That's an opinion favoured from both men and women. Maybe that's why women are usually the "eye candy" in movies (sorry for using the term..lol)"
Okay, now I'm gonna get really graphic, but I agree with you on the "girls look better naked." I know penises are very functional and, well, good for us, but they're just UGLY... You people know what I'm talking about, right? Penises are just not cute!!! I saw this documentary, well, not really a documentary, it was a recording of the play Puppetry of the penis, and they were just plain ugly...

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"nice match!!the matrix girl, and MR. Gonzalez! "
and Homer Simpson as cupid???...lol Doh!!

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"nice match!!the matrix girl, and MR. Gonzalez! "
Wouldn't that be cool? We would make ultra speedy little matrixitos...

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nice match!!
the matrix girl, and MR. Gonzalez!


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"So you CAN be funny... That's a first...Now, why couldn't they make Kate the artist and Leo the muse, huh? As long as she didn't draw the captain, that would've made for a good twist in the story..."
My dear TV....you gotta get to know me. If I wasn't into the music, I would've been a comedian...seriously.  But no thank you to the idea of Kate being the artist...lol. In general, women are more pleasant to look at. That's an opinion favoured from both men and women. Maybe that's why women are usually the "eye candy" in movies (sorry for using the term..lol)

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" Not many guys can say that about mushy love movies (with great visual effects i.e. Leonardo drawing Kate Winslet..lol)
So you CAN be funny... That's a first...
Now, why couldn't they make Kate the artist and Leo the muse, huh? As long as she didn't draw the captain, that would've made for a good twist in the story...

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"I never saw Erik Estrada in either show or soap, but he was one of the few original Hispanics, wasn't he? Anyway, I saw a bit of one episode of the soap and the accent was just horrendous... I laughed too because all the galanes in that soap were fat, old and ugly and the women were hot and young... how wrong!!!As for Titanic, Leo was just great in it... He's a cutie... And Kate's not only pretty, but she's a smart cookie... good stuff. I saw this one int he theatre (opening day) as well and I didn't feel the 3+ hours at all... they flew by..."

Well Erik DOES deserve credit for being a pioneer hispanic in the gringo screen. I liked Leonardo better in The 3 Musketeers movie.


As for Titanic, the 3 hours flew by for me too because I was into it. Not many guys can say that about mushy love movies (with great visual effects i.e. Leonardo drawing Kate Winslet..lol)



-- Edited by latinsoulchild at 14:14, 2005-05-03

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"2 out of 3 ain't bad mami. I like Speedy Gonzalez and Cheech and Chong but Erik Estrada???? He didn't cut it for me on Blue Chips and almost made me vomit on 'Dos Mujeres Un Camino"..lol
I never saw Erik Estrada in either show or soap, but he was one of the few original Hispanics, wasn't he? Anyway, I saw a bit of one episode of the soap and the accent was just horrendous... I laughed too because all the galanes in that soap were fat, old and ugly and the women were hot and young... how wrong!!!

As for Titanic, Leo was just great in it... He's a cutie... And Kate's not only pretty, but she's a smart cookie... good stuff. I saw this one int he theatre (opening day) as well and I didn't feel the 3+ hours at all... they flew by...

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2 out of 3 ain't bad mami. I like Speedy Gonzalez and Cheech and Chong but Erik Estrada???? He didn't cut it for me on Blue Chips and almost made me vomit on 'Dos Mujeres Un Camino"..lol


@ Confundida: I liked Titanic...maybe you hated it because you had to pee too many times through the long movie..lol. I found it to be great with effects and costumes. he characters were great. Although they shoud've had someone more mature looking than Leonardo. Anyway thanks to that movie, Kate Winslet ended up in many of my dreams..lol



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1- blairwich project (babosada home made video!!)
2- how to loose a guy in 10 days ( wtf were they thinkin...the ending was easy to figure out!! typical romantic movie!)
3-kamasutra (boring!!)

i could come up with more you know!
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"Not really changing eachother's minds but rather keeping both our mindsets and somehow having something to agree on..lol"
For a change, eh, Speedy?
Off topic, I love Speedy González... He's the greatest pioneer in Showbiz, along with Erik Estrada and Cheech and Chung (sp?)

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"Question is... Am I changing your mind or are you changing mine...? "
Not really changing eachother's minds but rather keeping both our mindsets and somehow having something to agree on..lol

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"Titanic!!! How can you not like Titanic??? That's a great movie!!! I just watched it last week... again..."

OK THREE HOURS TOO LONG................
 
 
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"1. BLADE 3   2. TITANIC   3. AND I KNOW IM GOING TO GET BASHED IN FOR THIS ON BUT ALL JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!!!!!"
Titanic!!! How can you not like Titanic??? That's a great movie!!! I just watched it last week... again...

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1. BLADE 3
 
2. TITANIC
 
3. AND I KNOW IM GOING TO GET BASHED IN FOR THIS ON BUT ALL JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!!!!!

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"Really TV Buff, you liked that, I thought it was disturbing "
I like movies where the plot is not predictable, the characters are different and I'm left either wondering what happens next or touched/drawn to the characters... This was one of those movies... Others I've liked that are sort  of like this one are Memento and Saw...

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"hmmmm....good to see we're slowly having things in common TV Buff..lol"
Question is... Am I changing your mind or are you changing mine...?

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"I loved Punch Drunk love... I love dark movies like that..."
Really TV Buff, you liked that, I thought it was disturbing

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hmmmm....good to see we're slowly having things in common TV Buff..lol

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"1. Showgirls 2. Dance with Me 3. The Ring II   "
I saw the Ring II in the theatre and it was soooo bad... And this is coming from someone who will not watch ANY scary movies AT ALL, EVER... It was so lame...

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1. Showgirls


2. Dance with Me


3. The Ring II


 




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"Worst movies ever 1. Punch-Drunk Love with Adam Sandler 2. Hero 3. all the Alien movies"
I loved Punch Drunk love... I love dark movies like that...

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that movie was a waste of time! I want my 2 hours back

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"it was plain stupid"


it's such a nice love story, i cried at the end



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" Hey i loved The Notebook, it was just a nice movie!!!"
it was plain stupid

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"ghost in the shell,notebook,that charlie's angels 2"


Hey i loved The Notebook, it was just a nice movie!!!

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ghost in the shell,notebook,that charlie's angels 2

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Worst movies ever


1. Punch-Drunk Love with Adam Sandler


2. Hero


3. all the Alien movies



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