quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "LOL!!!! I like this one better... But i liked the Rhino more "
I like this part the best out of all of them
thats too funny LOL!!!!
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? I can't find it. Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it.
bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables? bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? Katie_007: Yeah, something like that. bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out: bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. **pause** Katie_007: is that it? bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? **pause** bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily. bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains. Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this **** is HOTT. Katie_007: ... bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Katie_007: whatever.
Jinx y tu porque no dices si has tenido cybersex..
here is my chat with a girl. we both had webcam
Yo> hola <Ella> hola <Yo> te acuerdas de mí? <Ella> claro <Yo> que tal estás <Ella> bien gracias y tú? <Yo> bien también <Ella> que bien <Yo> qué estás en el trabajo? <Ella> si <Yo> yo ya acabé por hoy <Ella> que bien <Ella> tienes cámara? <Yo> no y tú <Ella> si <Yo> ummm, que interesante <Yo> y te puedo ver? <Ella> jajajajajaja <Ella> no, porque estaría en desventaja <Yo> si quieres te enseño una foto <Ella> OK <Ella> que guapo eres <Yo> gracias <Ella> pareces muy joven. Casi un niño <Yo> vaya <Yo> y eso es bueno o malo <Ella> que más da, me gusta tu forma de pensar, solo que no quiero pervertirte <Yo> pues a mi me encanta que me perviertan <Ella> en realidad cuantos años tienes <Yo> 30 <Ella> OK <Yo> y tú cuantos tenías <Ella> 35 <Yo> muy bien <Yo> pues que sepas que me encanta que me perviertan las mujeres, así que no te preocupes <Ella> OK lo tomaré en cuenta <Yo> eso espero <Yo> dónde estás? <Ella> en mi despacho <Yo> despacho compartido? <Yo> no, para mi sola <Yo> así puedes hacer lo que quieras sin que nadie se entere <Ella> jajajajaja <Ella> a que te refieres? <Yo> yo, a nada <Ella> jajajajajaja <Ella> OK <Yo> que insinúas? <Ella> yo??????? <Ella> he insinuado algo? <Yo> que me decías el otro día de una playa? <Ella> refréscame la memoria <Yo> el sol <Ella> ummmmmmmm <Yo> crema bronceadora <Ella> creo que algo estoy recordando <Yo> ah, sí? que recuerdas? <Ella> sol <Ella> mar <Ella> bronceador <Yo> si? <Ella> si <Yo> continúa <Ella> un hombre <Yo> una mujer <Ella> una manos <Yo> ambos desnudos <Yo> ella boca abajo <Yo> él sobre ella <Yo> le extiende el bronceador por la espalda <Yo> comienza a extenderlo por los hombros <Yo> continúa bajando por la espalda <Yo> el movimiento hace que su "cosa" golpee a la chica <Yo> voy bien? <Ella> si <Ella> que más <Yo> el besa uno de los hombros <Yo> luego el otro <Yo> siguiendo la columna y empieza a bajar <Yo> mientras la besa <Yo> y cuando llega al final de la espalda <Yo> empieza a masajearle los muslos <Yo> los acaricia por dentro <Ella> sigue <Yo> poco a poco <Yo> empieza a subir por los muslos resbaladizos <Yo> llega al culo <Yo> lo masajea <Yo> lo besa <Yo> empieza recorrer la raja desde la espalda <Yo> llega a su sexo <Yo> intenta llegar al clítoris <Yo> lo toca ligeramente <Yo> te gusta? <Ella> si <Ella> sigue <Yo> ella ligeramente levanta el culo <Yo> y separa un poco las piernas <Yo> él acerca su boca <Yo> y con la lengua intenta separar los labios <Yo> tratando de llegar al clítoris <Yo> a ella parece que le gusta <Yo> acerca más su sexo a su boca <Yo> él juguetea con su clítoris <Yo> trata de agarrarlo con sus labios pero se le escapa <Ella> que más? <Yo> ahora la penetra con su lengua <Ella> ummmmmm <Yo> de repente se para <Yo> se coloca de rodillas detrás de ella <Yo> coloca su pene en su entrada <Yo> y empieza a empujar poco a poco <Yo> ella empieza a empujar para atrás <Yo> tal vez la desea toda ya <Yo> tú que piensas? <Ella> que si <Ella> que él la desea y ella también <Yo> ella quiere ir más rápido? <Ella> ella desea que la penetre suavemente <Yo> muy bien <Yo> pues él continúa empujando poco a poco <Yo> dejando que cada centímetro de ella se adapte <Ella> si, ella lo siente <Ella> como poco a poco se va abriendo a su paso <Ella> y el roce con el clítoris la hace jadear <Ella> siente como su vagina esta ardiendo <Ella> y le pide que lo mueva más rápido <Yo> él empuja para llegar al final <Yo> y se para <Ella> ella le pide que siga <Yo> la mira y sonríe <Yo> espera que ella insista <Ella> sigue, no te pares <Ella> ella lo quiere todo <Yo> él empieza a moverse <Yo> a buen ritmo <Yo> mientras se agarra a sus caderas <Yo> ellas se ha puesto totalmente a cuatro pastas <Ella> si <Ella> esta dispuesta a todo <Yo> a él le encanta como se le mueven los pechos <Yo> con las embestidas <Ella> y ella siente todo su sexo <Ella> como rozan con su labios <Ella> está al tope <Ella> y su clítoris esta a punto de estallar <Yo> él trata de tocar su clítoris <Yo> y lo pellizca <Ella> lo siento, esta excitadísimo <Ella> los dos lo estamos <Yo> él está a punto de explotar <Yo> acelera el ritmo <Ella> Ella gime y pide más <Yo> intentando meterme más dentro cada vez <Ella> lo siento grande <Ella> grueso, ocupa toda la vagina <Ella> eso me enloquece <Ella> eres todo un hombre <Yo> a él le encanta la cara que pone <Yo> sus ojos cerrados <Yo> mientras se muerde el labio inferior <Yo> lo calienta mucho más <Ella> si te quiero enloquecer de placer <Ella> quiero verte loco <Ella> de placer <Yo> él cierra los ojos <Yo> y se deja llevar <Ella> ella también <Ella> esta gozando mucho <Yo> en cualquier momento explotará <Ella> si los dos al mismo tiempo <Ella> con sus gritos lo enloquece y él también gime <Yo> los gemidos le hace acelerar <Ella> no pares, sigue!!! <Yo> se acercan al final <Yo> y empuja más fuerte <Ella> si, siento un escalofrío que recorre mi cuerpo <Ella> siento como la sangre se agolpa en mi clítoris <Ella> estoy llegando al clímax ya no puede mas <Ella> es algo intenso <Yo> él lanza un gran gemido <Yo> cuando su leche sale disparada de su interior <Ella> lo siento <Ella> caliente, ardiendo <Yo> él ya no controla su cuerpo <Ella> mi vagina se contrae <Yo> que sigue empujando <Ella> y se dilata <Ella> lo notas <Ella> que esta en el clímax <Ella> yaaaaaaaaaa <Ella> lo estas sintiendo <Yo> la espalda de ella se arquea <Yo> y levanta la cabeza <Yo> como si una corriente eléctrica recorriera su columna <Ella> si <Ella> es un placer inmenso <Yo> y finalmente, ella cae sobre la arena <Yo> y él a su lado <Ella> se miran a los ojos <Ella> y se besan en los labios <Yo> veo que tienes buena memoria <Yo> aunque esta vez ha sido más intenso <Ella> si mucho más <Ella> me ha gustado mucho, lo he sentido todo <Yo> me alegro <Ella> y a ti? <Yo> me ha gustado mucho <Ella> bueno, me tengo que ir, pero quiero volverte a ver <Yo> claro, aquí me tienes cuando quieras <Ella> lo he pasado muy bien y me gustaría repetir <Yo> será un verdadero placer <Ella> muy bien, entonces hasta muy pronto <Yo> hasta la próxima.
quote: Originally posted by: X4v13r " LOL @ "the rhino guy" look at it this was "who is ur papito?" "u r my papito!" i don't like it....I like "who is ur daddy?" and thats it! X@vier "
quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "ROFLMAO @ X4v13r's cyber sex experiences/samples!! "
here is one more
sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don't ****ing laugh at me! bloodninja: This **** is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a ****ing break bloodninja: I'm serious. sweet17: I don't get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are ****ing sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: **** you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren't you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren't sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go **** yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a ****ing wanker! sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17: No you aren't bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I'm done with you bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty sweet17: You'll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don't know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I'm afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: ...still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your ****. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple... bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: ...going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Hay no can't type like that at all LOL!!! I read a spanish one but it wasn't as detailed but they where setting a meeting point and it turned out to be husband and wife LOL
quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "@ X : LOL is this for real LOL That was funny! I'd end up laughing jijiji but nope not my thing "
I don't know but sure is funny, I have more if u want them
X@vier
P.S.
here is a small one
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? I can't find it. Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: "logged off"
Tried to once or twice... can't really get into it... ended up making fun and jokes instead... I.E.: she says I take my top off nad I say: I turn around close my eyes... etc... not my thing... Like Coca Cola says, Nothing Beats The Real Thing!
__________________
Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
"
"
"
X@vier "
