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Si por supuesto... thats what makes a wedding.
But it sucks when YOURE the drunk one at a party...

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"LOL!!Theres ALWAYS a drunk relative at spanish weddings, ALWAYS!its like an unspoken rule, SOMEONE has to get drunk and cause a big riot... I love spanish weddings! "
I remember when my cousin se caso jajaj mi tio bien borracho dio su speach jajaj que hasta de lado se le hiba la lengua jajaaj it was so funny but those are the things that makes them special......

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LOL!!
Theres ALWAYS a drunk relative at spanish weddings, ALWAYS!
its like an unspoken rule, SOMEONE has to get drunk and cause a big riot...
I love spanish weddings!

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Hispanic weddings are the best, I remember when my friend se caso, empesamos con el liquor caro y cuando se termino eso hasta lo que paresia alchool queriamos tomar  jajajajaja

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these weddings sound like so much fun!!! I need to get myself to a spanish wedding LOL

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"My Wedding your gonna make ur entrance and everyone is at the bar or just arriving lol your tio is picking a fight with ur dad and thinks hes a ninja that can take everyone out! your underage family members some how ends up drunk EVERYONE TAKES HOME CAKE?? you clean out the bar by 1.am right before last call!! and i mean clean out"

 
 
I SO REMEMBER THAT.....
 
 
ITS WAS ONE OCLOCK AND THERE WAS NO MORE LICOR!!!!!!
 
 
 
THE BEST WAS THE BOUQUET THOUGH.........THE PREGNANT PERSON CATCHES IT!!!!!!(LOL)

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My Wedding


your gonna make ur entrance and everyone is at the bar or just arriving lol


your tio is picking a fight with ur dad and thinks hes a ninja that can take everyone out!


your underage family members some how ends up drunk


EVERYONE TAKES HOME CAKE??


you clean out the bar by 1.am right before last call!! and i mean clean out



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Ways to know your in one: LOL, LOL, LOL.


Easy......they are alwasy DRUNK, Making a fool & probably trying to look for a fight.


Kinda sad cause it does look bad in Latinos.



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"  Very true..even thought my wedding was also mixed with italian tradition, i saw a lot of these too. My aunt made the cake, and her cakes are the BEST! It was really weird to get my now italian relatives to understand how we latinos do things...they couldn't understand why most of my uncles wouldn't go to the church...ha! I love my raza!"
jajaja we have a very rich tradition and like we say there is no party like a latino party cuase we really know how 2 party.....

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Very true..even thought my wedding was also mixed with italian tradition, i saw a lot of these too. My aunt made the cake, and her cakes are the BEST! It was really weird to get my now italian relatives to understand how we latinos do things...they couldn't understand why most of my uncles wouldn't go to the church...ha! I love my raza!



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WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A HISPANIC WEDDING
 

 

1. Nobody has invitations...only maps.

 

2. Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them

out a

day before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado."

 

 

3. An average of 12 people attend per invitation.

 

4. Hispanics never RSVP

 

5.No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the

reception.

 

6.All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just started.

 

7.Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is

throw

a bottle at them.

 

8. The men dress pachuco or cowboy style...and the bride's maids

dress in pink.

 

9. La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.

 

10. People are taking food plates home..."para maņana."

 

11.People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others

alla

hay mas."

 

12. One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling

them..."te

quiero mucho."

 

13. The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's

only

with relatives.

 

14. There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"

 

15. Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.

 

16. The cake was made by "la seņora que hace pasteles" instead of the

bakery.

 

17. Everyone is asking where the menudo is going to be.

 

18. The wedding ends at midnight "en el salon" but ends at 6:00 a.m. at

the

bride's house.

 
19. Main course is either "Barbacoa" "pollo con mole" or "birria."

 

20. The fork, napkin and tortilla come together in a bag

 

Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are proud

to

be Hispanic


-- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 08:28, 2005-04-22

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