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Originally posted by: LGigolo
"talk about freezing your balls!  mental pic: (frozen) freezie! "
Yeah, pero valio la pena jajaj

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"Ami la mama de una chica con quien estaba casi me agarro, I had to run out the house por la back door con mi pantalon y mis zapatos en mis hands sh** and it was winter that was so funny but me dio un heavy rush que me gusto jajaja el peligro is good"
talk about freezing your balls!  mental pic: (frozen) freezie!

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"Por lo menos you ran through the door and weren't thrown out the window it would have been faster to get out jijijiji "
Teniamos la puerta con llave bien cerrada de el living room y alli estaba la back door, y se habia frizado la senoara enojada queria bajar la puerda y yo tratando de habrir la otra jaajaj I was only 16 then jajaja it was so mess up pero cuando me recuerdo me rio solito, si me hubiera agarrado la senora jajaaj

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"Por lo menos you ran through the door and weren't thrown out the window it would have been faster to get out jijijiji "


Nah the windows was me, member? u meeember.....

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Originally posted by: JOKER_ESCO
"Ami la mama de una chica con quien estaba casi me agarro, I had to run out the house por la back door con mi pantalon y mis zapatos en mis hands sh** and it was winter that was so funny but me dio un heavy rush que me gusto jajaja el peligro is good"
Por lo menos you ran through the door and weren't thrown out the window it would have been faster to get out jijijiji

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" be sure to erase the internet history on your computer - they may get here by ACCIDENT! LOL @ Chale's "half/half" "
LOL LGigolo nah this is work computer it's all cool ... But I will erase just in case quien sabe LOL

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In my case it was not my parents who walked in on me it was my ex's cousin



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@ Joker... 2 funny!
I've never seen that in person, pero me imagino that it must be HILARIOUS!!!!

@ LG: I know!! Especially at home!! ERASE THAT MEMORY GIRL!!

@ Dulce: Im so innocent! what do you mean??

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" or half and half.. when they see that you have survived, they will finish the job and kill you themselves.. jijijijijijij "
Ami la mama de una chica con quien estaba casi me agarro, I had to run out the house por la back door con mi pantalon y mis zapatos en mis hands sh** and it was winter that was so funny but me dio un heavy rush que me gusto jajaja el peligro is good

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"Ummm, just to imagine my parents walking in on something like this me muero o me matan jajajajaja ....    .... "

be sure to erase the internet history on your computer - they may get here by ACCIDENT!


LOL @ Chale's "half/half"



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" or half and half.. when they see that you have survived, they will finish the job and kill you themselves.. jijijijijijij "
Hay dio mio Chale!!!!!! What has the foros done to you , your bad jajajaja ... Pero tienes razon

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"Ummm, just to imagine my parents walking in on something like this me muero o me matan jajajajaja ....    .... "

or half and half..


when they see that you have survived, they will finish the job and kill you themselves.. jijijijijijij



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Ummm, just to imagine my parents walking in on something like this me muero o me matan jajajajaja ....    ....

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"4 real jajaj el viernes todo es playa......."
I wish we could GO to la playa

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" freaky...nasty its all good to me. as long as some1 is getting freaky or nasty LOL!!! X@vier "
4 real jajaj el viernes todo es playa.......

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"thought it was freaky friday? "


freaky...nasty its all good to me.

as long as some1 is getting freaky or nasty LOL!!!

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" from now on friday will be known in the foro as NASTY FRIDAY X@vier "
thought it was freaky friday?

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"LITERALLY!! LOL - (It IS FRIDAY!!) "


from now on friday will be known in the foro as NASTY FRIDAY

X@vier



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iakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk who mentioned the frijoles NAZTY


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"WTF this is some nasty sh*** goind on here......"
LITERALLY!! LOL - (It IS FRIDAY!!)

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"This guy is f*** up 4 real jajajaj WTF "


LOL!!!!

tell me about u

@anonymous

u CRAZY bro!!!!

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"you know you like it!! except for the frijoles part!!!"
This guy is f*** up 4 real jajajaj WTF

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"Yesi!! that is also know as the 71 . it similar to 69 but 2 fingers stuck up your bum hole!!! i personality have not done it!! wouldn't want some frijoles on my fingers!!!"
WTF this is some nasty sh*** goind on here......

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"U know that NO Annony will EVER come between us.. Ever!"


hummmmmmm......only time will tell

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" Chale_Tanga X@vier "
U know that NO Annony will EVER come between us.. Ever!


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"lol... i cant help but laugh... 2 funny! hey annony, you should register.... sounds like me and you would get along.. "


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"but there was no specification as to mine or his.... LOL!JOKES!!!!"
you got your answer... lmao

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"but there was no specification as to mine or his.... LOL!JOKES!!!!"
either way my  will make you scream!! and i bet your will make me too!!!

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"seems to me que anony ya te conquisto con su comment de "la boquita y la cosita" ROFL "

but there was no specification as to mine or his....
LOL!

JOKES!!!!

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"lol... i cant help but laugh... 2 funny! hey annony, you should register.... sounds like me and you would get along.. "
mmmmm!!!! i like that about getting along really good!!!!

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"lol... i cant help but laugh... 2 funny! hey annony, you should register.... sounds like me and you would get along.. "
seems to me que anony ya te conquisto con su comment de "la boquita y la cosita" ROFL

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"if it happens it's by accident!! just stick to two for now!!  la boquita y la cosita!!!"
lol... i cant help but laugh... 2 funny!

hey annony, you should register.... sounds like me and you would get along..

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"How did you know?!?!?!? I've heard of those kinds of 'accidents' happening to some girls though... sooo nasty!!"
if it happens it's by accident!! just stick to two for now!!  la boquita y la cosita!!!

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"you know you like it!! except for the frijoles part!!!"
How did you know?!?!?!?

I've heard of those kinds of 'accidents' happening to some girls though... sooo nasty!!



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"EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! nasty!!! LOL!!!!!!!"
you know you like it!! except for the frijoles part!!!

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"Yesi!! that is also know as the 71 . it similar to 69 but 2 fingers stuck up your bum hole!!! i personality have not done it!! wouldn't want some frijoles on my fingers!!!"
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! nasty!!!
LOL!!!!!!!


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"Jajhehehehehee I just read the whole thread and I was LOL. @ LGigolo, I was watching the sex show the other day and they said that if you want the guy to come right away without an erection you have to pur the tip of your finger in their @ss is this true???? Since you are a teacher I need to know LOL yesi "
Yesi!! that is also know as the 71 . it similar to 69 but 2 fingers stuck up your bum hole!!! i personality have not done it!! wouldn't want some frijoles on my fingers!!!

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"NOP NEVER...."


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" I'm quite sure I was,...The good thing is that i didn't loose concentration and had a succesful day off!."
LMAO.

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 I'm quite sure I was,but so many years have passed and I still don't know who entered into my house while I was busy with that woman. Midway the the pum pum pum (in the second floor) I heard the door closing loudly(main floor).  I was supposed to be alone at home, that's why i didn't go to work that day,still someone entered and it could have been one of my parents or any of my  brothers.  The good thing is that i didn't loose concentration and had a succesful day off!.

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Just to answer thet question above about the man's A-Spot, I went to the source of sexual information, Sue Johanson... read on:







Sex FAQs provided by Sue Johanson of the Sunday Night Sex Show.


http://www.wnetwork.com/topics/relationships/sue_faq/anal_sex.asp


Q. My boyfriend wants to have anal sex with me but I feel uncomfortable. I heard men have an A spot and he won't let me near it. How do I go about getting him to try it?

A. I have a problem with this. Your rectum is fair game and he wants to insert his penis in your bum but he will not allow you to touch his. If he can say no to you then you are absolutely right when you say NO to him. Bums are out of bounds for both of you unless the trust level is high enough for it to be reciprocal. If you are uncomfortable with it then don't do it. What's good for you is good for him and if he tries to pressure you, he is being manipulative and exploitive. Then this is a lopsided relationship and he is not a good bet for the future.


http://www.wnetwork.com/topics/relationships/sue_faq/erectile_problems.asp


Q. My husband is older and we are having an erectile problem. I heard that men have a G spot under their testicles. Is this true?

A. The G spot for guys is called the A spot. If you put a condom on your finger with lots of lube and first insert one finger in the rectum and then insert two fingers and crook your fingers towards his abdomen, this is the A spot. You are hitting his prostate gland and for guys that will be very, very pleasurable. It really doesn't do anything for his problem of obtaining or maintaining an erection but it feels good.

Now you may be referring to an area just behind his testicles. Kids call it the CHODA. Just prior to ejaculation, if you press into that area of his perineum, they say you will increase his sexual pleasure.

Has he ever tried a cock ring to help maintain an erection? And there is a Vacuum Suction Device that will help him get a firm erection. Go to a really good sex store and ask a clerk to show you a vacuum suction device. In the beginning you are not going to buy a very expensive one, but it is a plastic tube that the penis goes inside. You push it against your abdomen, take the long tube and use the squeeze pump and that sucks the air out of the tube and blood into his penis. He slides the cock ring over the base of the penis and keeps the erection for a good 20 to 25 minutes.



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Holy i've missed so much!!!

Never by my parents but once by my security guard in my condo. Que verguenza LOL he couldn't look at me straight in the face for about 6 months jajaja



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"        Never done it or care too but i heard its the best orgasam a guy can have!! so hey maybe its worth a shot for u guys out there!"

they say curiosity killed the cat; but I would much rather die a normal death... lmao  -  not trying anytime soon.


BUT YES, in fact on Sue Johanson's show I have heard that YES, it is very pleasant for some men when a woman does that... but what's good for one is not good for all... all depends on what your man is willing to do.



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"LOL - I wouldn't be one to KNOW THAT... don't care to find out either LMAO that's just too gay for my liking; but to each their own... you must know the answer, also, since you listened "
        Never done it or care too but i heard its the best orgasam a guy can have!! so hey maybe its worth a shot for u guys out there!

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"LOL - I wouldn't be one to KNOW THAT... don't care to find out either LMAO that's just too gay for my liking; but to each their own... you must know the answer, also, since you listened "

Yeap I saw the show and then I told my boyfriend and he said the same thing you are saying that is gay. LOL so no I do not know the answer, does anyone.




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"Jajhehehehehee I just read the whole thread and I was LOL. @ LGigolo, I was watching the sex show the other day and they said that if you want the guy to come right away without an erection you have to pur the tip of your finger in their @ss is this true???? Since you are a teacher I need to know LOL yesi "
LOL - I wouldn't be one to KNOW THAT... don't care to find out either LMAO that's just too gay for my liking; but to each their own... you must know the answer, also, since you listened

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"Jajhehehehehee I just read the whole thread and I was LOL. @ LGigolo, I was watching the sex show the other day and they said that if you want the guy to come right away without an erection you have to pur the tip of your finger in their @ss is this true???? Since you are a teacher I need to know LOL yesi "

let us know G.


dammm thats why I never let anyone touch my @ss how ever I've heard  that in a females point of view if you do the same u'll make cum faster while doing some fishing down the ocean



-- Edited by buzzlightyear680 at 15:56, 2005-04-21

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"Jajhehehehehee I just read the whole thread and I was LOL. @ LGigolo, I was watching the sex show the other day and they said that if you want the guy to come right away without an erection you have to pur the tip of your finger in their @ss is this true???? Since you are a teacher I need to know LOL yesi "
          LOL yeah apperently it is havent u seen american pie!! lol

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Jajhehehehehee I just read the whole thread and I was LOL.


@ LGigolo, I was watching the sex show the other day and they said that if you want the guy to come right away without an erection you have to pur the tip of your finger in their @ss is this true???? Since you are a teacher I need to know LOL


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"U do?!?!?U do know that LGigolo is hte one giving away the free samples/demonstratons right?!?!! "
@God:  NO SAMPLES for you, bud... you will have to get it from Sue Johanson!!! She's got the experience to show you LOTS!!!

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