quote: Originally posted by: torontotrucho "GEnie.I'll pay for the gas. You just drive and buy the hot dogs. What else did we win?,a token?, can we get the cash instead for some timbits? Anyhow, I think that tenis is a lot harder than basketball, in basket you can relly in your partners when you are having a bad day, not so in tennis. Tennis is really hard to master. I've played both sports for fun, that's how I see it."
Hey Torontotrucho,
I respect your opinion but these were the findings that were done at the time but I do agree that being on your own no coach no teammate can be tough so I am just saying that this article I readed belonged to my buddy Richard and he is a tennis pro.
But I fully believe you that tennis is a hard sport I tried it and I could not get the damn ball to land properly and kept hitting the net. Oh well let the Agassi's and them entertain us with their skills.
quote: Originally posted by: Phantasma "Genie and Torontrucho both win a pair of tickets to the Festival en Mel Lastman y un token so they can get there. Good luck to both and thank u for playing! Phantasma "
aw THANKS roflmao!! ARE U MY DATE??? OR IS MI OSO BLANCO MY DATE?? AND IF I TAKE A CAR WILL IT COVER GAS??
AND LAST TIME I WENT TO MEL LASTMAN SQUARE I GOT A PIERCING WILL THAT BE COVERED TOO??
Genie and Torontrucho both win a pair of tickets to the Festival en Mel Lastman y un token so they can get there. Good luck to both and thank u for playing!
Phantasma
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
quote: Originally posted by: Miel "I was checking the internet and I couldn't find the study done from the Virginia University that Bandleader told us about but I found this ,.. : Male Masturbation - The Most Difficult Sport in the World (1951 hits) Why male masturbation is the most difficult sport. Hardest - ha ha ha. Anyway. I shall study the categories below and give male masturbation the required marks out of ten. Boxing's total was 72.375. Surely bashing the bishop can better this? So here we go: ENDURANCE: The ability to continue to perform a skill or action for long periods of time. Every young teenage boy knows that the secret to being a proficient wanker is practice. One has to ensure that as soon as you have the house to yourself that you spend the entire time milking the lizard. A healthy fourteen year old masturbater in his prime can go for hours. Mark - 8.98 STRENGTH: The ability to produce force. Sometimes when involved in hand to gland combat nothing suffices like a bit of brute strength. Show that cock who's boss and choke him until he cries. Mark - 8.0 POWER: The ability to produce strength in the shortest possible time. Sometimes when dating Pam and her five friends you have to produce results in record quick time. You may think that you're all alone in the house cracking one off the wrist in a leisurely fashion when disaster. You hear the front door. Undeterred the chronic masturbator has to produce a short sharp burst of power to get the job done. Mark - 8.25 SPEED: The ability to move quickly. Not only does the five knuckle shuffle require a great amount of hand speed it sometimes requires the wanker to be fleet of foot. If you've ever been caught tossing off while looking through your front room window at the schoolgirls across the street then you'll know why. Mark - 7.75 AGILITY: The ability to change direction quickly. Many masturbators know the pleasure and terror that can be gained from using a gentleman's pamphlet as a visual aid. How many times has the wanker been happily chugging away with one hand while turning the pages of his hustler with his free hand only to discover that almost at the point of orgasm that he has turned the page to an article about a car, or worse - a man? No-one wants to cum looking at men or cars. The ability for the free hand to turn the page back to some of that sweet beaver is a necessary and vital skill in the wankers armoury. Mark - 6.3 FLEXIBILITY: The ability to stretch the joints across a large range of motion. Those wrist joints have to be supple. A stroke of the old man and a tickle of the sac requires both hands to be working independently of each other. The self-abuse form of rubbing your belly and patting your head at the same time. Mark - 5.3 NERVE: The ability to overcome fear. Many people may not realise it but male masturbation is a tense business. What if you get caught? What if you can't get it up? What if you cum all over your mothers wedding dress.....again. All these things need to be overcome before you can polish the totem to a satisfying degree. One time when I was on these bright yellow painkillers my cum came out yellow. I was so shocked I had to have a second go to see if it was still yellow. That's the act of a professional wanker. Mark - 8.4 DURABILITY: The ability to withstand physical punishment over a long period of time Sometimes the art of self pleasure can leave the johnson red raw. Other times it can lose some hairs at the base, making for a painful time the next time you play a flute solo. The professional wanker just lubes up, grits his teeth and lets fly. These brave wankers put up with years of physical pain until they either find a girlfriend or get a job with enough money for prostitutes. Mark - 8.2 HAND-EYE COORDINATION: The ability to react quickly to sensory perception. When wrestling the one-eyed champ you have to be hitting the right spots. You also have to take evasive action if a shot of your man juice should inadvertently be heading mouthward. Hands or mouth in the wrong place can spell the hand of masturbators career. Mark - 7.5 ANALYTIC APTITUDE: The ability to evaluate and react appropriately to strategic situations. You have to know when the time to buff the boss is right. Telltale signs of older brothers leaving pornography unguarded, parents leaving the house to go to the shops. A wanker must know when the time is right to flog that frog. Mark - 4.5 Overall Mark - 73.18 So it's official. male masturbation Is the winner. So the next time you spank the monkey be safe in the knowledge that you're indulging in the most difficult sport ever. And that, my son, makes you a man. "
TENNIS IT IS COMES A CLOSE SECOND FROM BASKETBALL.
To make it short not only do you have to have endurance , agility power etc. but there are other obstacles to overcome.
Basketball: You must be able to adjust and prepare to sink a basket while moving at a fast speed must be able to control your body and mind at all times when shooting the ball which will be done from different distances and locations on the court. your mind must be able to measure appropiately plus the fact that there are several opponents, one or more to be confronted with in order to have the point scored. Dont forget that with all of this in mind there is a last obstacle which is the basket itself. The fact that a ball player has to learn to read the movements of his teammates and anticipate to be at the right place at the right time in order to create a strategic play. Being able to get up from the bench after seating for a while is also a challenge since the player has to be up to speed with the game that is taking place before his eyes and no extra time for warming up is granted. The ball player must be in complete control of his body and mind in order to overcome the distractions that come along with playing against the home team (A rowdy Crowd).
Tennis: Similar demands are needed the fact that you must endure and have the speed and power are just a few. Also you must take into account the racket itself since you have to learn to master it and make it become an extention of your arm. There are a series of grips that have to be mastered in order to perform the different shots and changes in speed not to count the variety of shots that are coming at you from your opponent. There are boundaries within the court itself and a net that must be cleared for the ball to remain alive. No coaching allowed during the match and you must create your own strategy as you play. No one to be blamed but you if you loose. Weather conditions also play a role since you have to adjust to sun light wind and temperature since these combined will affect the bounce and speed of the ball. Surfaces will also detemine the adjustements a player must make in order to adapt to the conditions under which a style of play will be used. Different styles will be more effective on different surfaces. A tennis player must always try to be versatile in his playing styles in order for the player to be able to adjust to different conditions. Footwork and stroke technique are extremely important to become a good tennis player.
Short version of some of the requirements of each sport.
GENIE gets the first one and TORONTOTRUCHO gets the second one congratulations to both it's been fun playing with all.
I was checking the internet and I couldn't find the study done from the Virginia University that Bandleader told us about but I found this ,.. :
Male Masturbation - The Most Difficult Sport in the World (1951 hits)
Why male masturbation is the most difficult sport. Hardest - ha ha ha. Anyway.
I shall study the categories below and give male masturbation the required marks out of ten.
Boxing's total was 72.375. Surely bashing the bishop can better this?
So here we go:
ENDURANCE: The ability to continue to perform a skill or action for long periods of time. Every young teenage boy knows that the secret to being a proficient wanker is practice. One has to ensure that as soon as you have the house to yourself that you spend the entire time milking the lizard. A healthy fourteen year old masturbater in his prime can go for hours. Mark - 8.98
STRENGTH: The ability to produce force. Sometimes when involved in hand to gland combat nothing suffices like a bit of brute strength. Show that cock who's boss and choke him until he cries. Mark - 8.0
POWER: The ability to produce strength in the shortest possible time. Sometimes when dating Pam and her five friends you have to produce results in record quick time. You may think that you're all alone in the house cracking one off the wrist in a leisurely fashion when disaster. You hear the front door. Undeterred the chronic masturbator has to produce a short sharp burst of power to get the job done. Mark - 8.25
SPEED: The ability to move quickly. Not only does the five knuckle shuffle require a great amount of hand speed it sometimes requires the wanker to be fleet of foot. If you've ever been caught tossing off while looking through your front room window at the schoolgirls across the street then you'll know why. Mark - 7.75
AGILITY: The ability to change direction quickly. Many masturbators know the pleasure and terror that can be gained from using a gentleman's pamphlet as a visual aid. How many times has the wanker been happily chugging away with one hand while turning the pages of his hustler with his free hand only to discover that almost at the point of orgasm that he has turned the page to an article about a car, or worse - a man? No-one wants to cum looking at men or cars. The ability for the free hand to turn the page back to some of that sweet beaver is a necessary and vital skill in the wankers armoury. Mark - 6.3
FLEXIBILITY: The ability to stretch the joints across a large range of motion. Those wrist joints have to be supple. A stroke of the old man and a tickle of the sac requires both hands to be working independently of each other. The self-abuse form of rubbing your belly and patting your head at the same time. Mark - 5.3
NERVE: The ability to overcome fear. Many people may not realise it but male masturbation is a tense business. What if you get caught? What if you can't get it up? What if you cum all over your mothers wedding dress.....again. All these things need to be overcome before you can polish the totem to a satisfying degree. One time when I was on these bright yellow painkillers my cum came out yellow. I was so shocked I had to have a second go to see if it was still yellow. That's the act of a professional wanker. Mark - 8.4
DURABILITY: The ability to withstand physical punishment over a long period of time Sometimes the art of self pleasure can leave the johnson red raw. Other times it can lose some hairs at the base, making for a painful time the next time you play a flute solo. The professional wanker just lubes up, grits his teeth and lets fly. These brave wankers put up with years of physical pain until they either find a girlfriend or get a job with enough money for prostitutes. Mark - 8.2
HAND-EYE COORDINATION: The ability to react quickly to sensory perception. When wrestling the one-eyed champ you have to be hitting the right spots. You also have to take evasive action if a shot of your man juice should inadvertently be heading mouthward. Hands or mouth in the wrong place can spell the hand of masturbators career. Mark - 7.5
ANALYTIC APTITUDE: The ability to evaluate and react appropriately to strategic situations. You have to know when the time to buff the boss is right. Telltale signs of older brothers leaving pornography unguarded, parents leaving the house to go to the shops. A wanker must know when the time is right to flog that frog. Mark - 4.5
Overall Mark - 73.18
So it's official. male masturbation Is the winner. So the next time you spank the monkey be safe in the knowledge that you're indulging in the most difficult sport ever.
quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " OH MY GOD I LOVE PLAYING THAT NO GOOD AT IT BUT HEY ITS FUN!! @ BAND LEADER WERE DID U GO??? OH AND ITS BASEBALL!!!"
Hint # 2:
Well the second sport is a sport that you can play one on one or two against two? Can not be easier than that. And Genie for sure if you get it the price is an amzing dance session in the near future.
Having computer problems guys I think a virus is invading my system so if I go blame it on the computer.
No takers dio you give up on the second sport I guess I am going to get some sleep and rest I partied too hard last night but let me know if you give up I will give you the answer later. Good night or shall I say good day.
quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "That jumping sport with the poles ... como se llama??? Pole vaulting or something ... What's the answer??????????"
quote: Originally posted by: Bandleader " Give you a hint it requires balance , hand eye coordination , quick thinking , speed and stamina , strategizing is essential and I will give you more hints later if you need them. don't give up there are two choices first and second place in the scale of difficulty. One of them you wont believe because it does not appear to be as hard."
That jumping sport with the poles ... como se llama??? Pole vaulting or something ... What's the answer??????????
quote: Originally posted by: Bandleader " Give you a hint it requires balance , hand eye coordination , quick thinking , speed and stamina , strategizing is essential and I will give you more hints later if you need them. don't give up there are two choices first and second place in the scale of difficulty. One of them you wont believe because it does not appear to be as hard."
quote: Originally posted by: Bandleader " Give you a hint it requires balance , hand eye coordination , quick thinking , speed and stamina , strategizing is essential and I will give you more hints later if you need them. don't give up there are two choices first and second place in the scale of difficulty. One of them you wont believe because it does not appear to be as hard."
quote: Originally posted by: Bandleader " Give you a hint it requires balance , hand eye coordination , quick thinking , speed and stamina , strategizing is essential and I will give you more hints later if you need them. don't give up there are two choices first and second place in the scale of difficulty. One of them you wont believe because it does not appear to be as hard."
quote: Originally posted by: Bandleader " Give you a hint it requires balance , hand eye coordination , quick thinking , speed and stamina , strategizing is essential and I will give you more hints later if you need them. don't give up there are two choices first and second place in the scale of difficulty. One of them you wont believe because it does not appear to be as hard."
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "i give up "
Give you a hint it requires balance , hand eye coordination , quick thinking , speed and stamina , strategizing is essential and I will give you more hints later if you need them.
don't give up there are two choices first and second place in the scale of difficulty. One of them you wont believe because it does not appear to be as hard.
quote: Originally posted by: Bandleader "Take a guess as to which is the most demanding and difficult sport at the proffessional level? Results from a study done at Virginia University.-- Edited by Bandleader at 17:23, 2005-04-14"
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Male Masturbation - The Most Difficult Sport in the World (1951 hits) Why male masturbation is the most difficult sport. Hardest - ha ha ha. Anyway. I shall study the categories below and give male masturbation the required marks out of ten. Boxing's total was 72.375. Surely bashing the bishop can better this? So here we go: ENDURANCE: The ability to continue to perform a skill or action for long periods of time. Every young teenage boy knows that the secret to being a proficient wanker is practice. One has to ensure that as soon as you have the house to yourself that you spend the entire time milking the lizard. A healthy fourteen year old masturbater in his prime can go for hours. Mark - 8.98 STRENGTH: The ability to produce force. Sometimes when involved in hand to gland combat nothing suffices like a bit of brute strength. Show that cock who's boss and choke him until he cries. Mark - 8.0 POWER: The ability to produce strength in the shortest possible time. Sometimes when dating Pam and her five friends you have to produce results in record quick time. You may think that you're all alone in the house cracking one off the wrist in a leisurely fashion when disaster. You hear the front door. Undeterred the chronic masturbator has to produce a short sharp burst of power to get the job done. Mark - 8.25 SPEED: The ability to move quickly. Not only does the five knuckle shuffle require a great amount of hand speed it sometimes requires the wanker to be fleet of foot. If you've ever been caught tossing off while looking through your front room window at the schoolgirls across the street then you'll know why. Mark - 7.75 AGILITY: The ability to change direction quickly. Many masturbators know the pleasure and terror that can be gained from using a gentleman's pamphlet as a visual aid. How many times has the wanker been happily chugging away with one hand while turning the pages of his hustler with his free hand only to discover that almost at the point of orgasm that he has turned the page to an article about a car, or worse - a man? No-one wants to cum looking at men or cars. The ability for the free hand to turn the page back to some of that sweet beaver is a necessary and vital skill in the wankers armoury. Mark - 6.3 FLEXIBILITY: The ability to stretch the joints across a large range of motion. Those wrist joints have to be supple. A stroke of the old man and a tickle of the sac requires both hands to be working independently of each other. The self-abuse form of rubbing your belly and patting your head at the same time. Mark - 5.3 NERVE: The ability to overcome fear. Many people may not realise it but male masturbation is a tense business. What if you get caught? What if you can't get it up? What if you cum all over your mothers wedding dress.....again. All these things need to be overcome before you can polish the totem to a satisfying degree. One time when I was on these bright yellow painkillers my cum came out yellow. I was so shocked I had to have a second go to see if it was still yellow. That's the act of a professional wanker. Mark - 8.4 DURABILITY: The ability to withstand physical punishment over a long period of time Sometimes the art of self pleasure can leave the johnson red raw. Other times it can lose some hairs at the base, making for a painful time the next time you play a flute solo. The professional wanker just lubes up, grits his teeth and lets fly. These brave wankers put up with years of physical pain until they either find a girlfriend or get a job with enough money for prostitutes. Mark - 8.2 HAND-EYE COORDINATION: The ability to react quickly to sensory perception. When wrestling the one-eyed champ you have to be hitting the right spots. You also have to take evasive action if a shot of your man juice should inadvertently be heading mouthward. Hands or mouth in the wrong place can spell the hand of masturbators career. Mark - 7.5 ANALYTIC APTITUDE: The ability to evaluate and react appropriately to strategic situations. You have to know when the time to buff the boss is right. Telltale signs of older brothers leaving pornography unguarded, parents leaving the house to go to the shops. A wanker must know when the time is right to flog that frog. Mark - 4.5 Overall Mark - 73.18 So it's official. male masturbation Is the winner. So the next time you spank the monkey be safe in the knowledge that you're indulging in the most difficult sport ever. And that, my son, makes you a man. "![[chickenlover.gif (16 kB)]](http://stuff.ubersite.com/108328345374614708/1/chickenlover.gif)
. It's got to be TENIS. I've been playing since my teen's and it is really hard to master. Well, long winters don't help making better players, haha!.
lolfunny eh? lol
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