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"         ITS OFFICIAL UR ADDICTED!!!"

@ Genie: Damn yeah - and I am ALREADY a Regular Plus... not even a week in here... by the end of this month I may just be living online!  remember to keep saving for my treatment!

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         ITS OFFICIAL UR ADDICTED!!!

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"The day I came back from LA - January 3rd 2005.
Man I miss it. ALOT!!!
Hey ladies, has anybody tried a vibrator????
I'm considering but I'm scared.
Originally posted by: God
" If you are scared do not hesistate to ask me for help."




The more I check out these posts the more I laugh.  Some are funnier than other!

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Originally posted by: Anonymous

"The day I came back from LA - January 3rd 2005.
Man I miss it. ALOT!!!
Hey ladies, has anybody tried a vibrator????
I'm considering but I'm scared.
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If you are scared do not hesistate to ask me for help.

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The day I came back from LA - January 3rd 2005.
Man I miss it. ALOT!!!
Hey ladies, has anybody tried a vibrator????
I'm considering but I'm scared.


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" See, when you post like this, I could swear you're a guy, so now every time I see your posts, I imagine Pat. Off the topic, I know... "

that's why i said  i was raised w/my brothers...lol...
hey...is good to be open-minded right? :)


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"Damn!! ..i was talking to an old dude fren of mine...suddenly the "sex" topic came up...as usual,...pobrecito hombre haven't had SEX in almost a YEAR!!.. otro muchacho said the same thing to me..."yo! i haven't had it since ma'b-day...(equals 6months)"when they asked me, sinverguenza i said "I had it last nite..." lolololdamn!! i had it guuuuuuuuuuuuuud!! ...."


See, when you post like this, I could swear you're a guy, so now every time I see your posts, I imagine Pat.


Off the topic, I know...



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"oh well i'm trying to help here.... what if the anonymous is a regular customer and gets deals in the "SEX STORE"...lolol"


hummmmm

so how much did he say ???

LOL!!!


X@vier



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" MUAHHAHAHAHAHA..... Confesiones u r crazy girl X@vier "

oh well i'm trying to help here.... what if the anonymous is a regular customer and gets deals in the "SEX STORE"...lolol

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"oh ya? how much did you pay for yours??lolololjokes!"


MUAHHAHAHAHAHA.....

Confesiones u r crazy girl

X@vier


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"i don't but it you still a virgin!! maybe have not gotten laid yes!! but if you are still a virgin we can all chip in a few bucks and get you a plastic doll!!"

oh ya? how much did you pay for yours??lololol
jokes!



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"so you are the 3yrs person eh??awww...so what did "GOD" RECOMEND AGAIN? LOL -- Edited by Confesiones at 14:04, 2005-04-01"


LOL!!!

AGAIN!!!! no comment

X@vier

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no thnx

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" yup I'm still a virgin than....... X@vier LOL!!!"

so you are the 3yrs person eh??
awww
...so what did "GOD" RECOMEND AGAIN? LOL


-- Edited by Confesiones at 14:04, 2005-04-01

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" yup I'm still a virgin than....... X@vier LOL!!!"

i don't but it you still a virgin!! maybe have not gotten laid yes!! but if you are still a virgin we can all chip in a few bucks and get you a plastic doll!!

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"still...THAT IS NOT SEX...not even close to oral sex.....hmmmm "


yup I'm still a virgin than.......

X@vier

LOL!!!

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" What if is some1 elses hands X@vier "

still...THAT IS NOT SEX...not even close to oral sex.....
hmmmm


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" What if is some1 elses hands X@vier "

remember you have to keep saying if someone that is a female hand!!

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"nope that's cheating....lolololsad but true...lolol "


What if is some1 elses hands

X@vier



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"Do hands count?"

nope that's cheating....lololol
sad but true...lolol


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Do hands count?

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"Damn!! ..i was talking to an old dude fren of mine...suddenly the "sex" topic came up...as usual,...pobrecito hombre haven't had SEX in almost a YEAR!!.. otro muchacho said the same thing to me..."yo! i haven't had it since ma'b-day...(equals 6months)"when they asked me, sinverguenza i said "I had it last nite..." lolololdamn!! i had it guuuuuuuuuuuuuud!! ...."


OMG.......it's been sooooooooooooooooooo long ago that I can be considered a Re-Born Virgin.


I'm Not joking, sad part.


LOL, LOL, LOL.



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i'm her for you papi!! got the belt stap on to to say good bye to your cherrY!!!
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HOLY FACK u r scaring me

X@vier



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some1 told me que nilas orejas se salvan aqui

X@vier


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Originally posted by: X4v13r

" TEE HEE they don't need to take it from me, they can ask and I'll give ONLY GIRLS...THNX LOL!!! X@vier "


i'm her for you papi!! got the belt stap on to to say good bye to your cherrY!!!




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"i know... they can get nasty sometimes...lolso who's getting some tonight or even this weekend!! lololol"

we're all in this foro... no one does that....

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"GOOD THING YOU SPECIFIED THE GENTER....LOLFEMALES ONLY PLS....LOLJOKES"

         Ok Confess - YO estoy confundida are u male or female seriously ur confunidendo me more then confudida!! lol didnt think that was possible

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"i know... they can get nasty sometimes...lolso who's getting some tonight or even this weekend!! lololol"


PLZ GOD I been good

X@vier

LOL!!!!

-- Edited by X4v13r at 13:31, 2005-04-01

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" yeah, u know how "people" can get here and plz don't let me get started with the anonymous LOL!!! X@vier "

i know... they can get nasty sometimes...lol
so who's getting some tonight or even this weekend!! lololol


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"GOOD THING YOU SPECIFIED THE GENTER....LOLFEMALES ONLY PLS....LOLJOKES"


yeah, u know how "people" can get here

and plz don't let me get started with the anonymous

LOL!!!

X@vier




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GOOD THING YOU SPECIFIED THE GENTER....LOL
FEMALES ONLY PLS....LOL
JOKES


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"woowww....and does that mean you are looking for someone to "take it" from you....loolololany volunteers in this foro?? lololol "


TEE HEE

they don't need to take it from me, they can ask and I'll give

ONLY GIRLS...THNX

LOL!!!

X@vier


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"it's 54 hours for me.. and that morning i was late for work!! so maybe i will get some tonight!!"

dude i was gonna be late for work too....stupid ass wanted me to stay over....nope nope!! my trabajo is priority #1!!!

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" he/she is gonna need some DW40"


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NASTY!!!!!!!


Wow!!! thats a long long long time!!!
He/she's been revirginized!!!!


ummmmm... hmmmmm.... dont know about X still being a virgin though..... hmmmmmmm
joking!



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it's 54 hours for me.. and that morning i was late for work!! so maybe i will get some tonight!!

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"LOL!!!! i know some1 that hasn't had it for almost 3 years!!!! X@vier P.S. and if u want to know about me...I'm still a virgin -- Edited by X4v13r at 13:09, 2005-04-01"

woowww....and does that mean you are looking for someone to "take it" from you....loololol

any volunteers in this foro?? lololol


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"LOL!!!!


i know some1 that hasn't had it for almost 3 years!!!!

X@vier

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and if u want to know about me...I'm still a virgin



-- Edited by X4v13r at 13:09, 2005-04-01
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he/she is gonna need some DW40

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LOL!!!!


i know some1 that hasn't had it for almost 3 years!!!!

X@vier

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and if u want to know about me...I'm still a virgin





-- Edited by X4v13r at 13:09, 2005-04-01

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Damn!! ..i was talking to an old dude fren of mine...suddenly the "sex" topic came up...as usual,...pobrecito hombre haven't had SEX in almost a YEAR!!.. otro muchacho said the same thing to me..."yo! i haven't had it since ma'b-day...(equals 6months)"
when they asked me, sinverguenza i said "I had it last nite..." lololol
damn!! i had it guuuuuuuuuuuuuud!!

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