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back in the day, i would use

"Do you speak Spanish?"

worked every time....why? because there are 2 possible scenarios.


1. She'd say "No, i don't speak Spanish..."
and then I would explain why I thought she did (maybe would look latina) and she would feel somewhat flattered (Spanish is sexy) and the conversation would carry on to other things.

2. She'd say "Yes, I do..."
and then I would say "si!..de donde eres?" and the conversation would carry on to other things.




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Pick Up Lines LOL
-Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
-Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
-Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
-I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
-My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
-Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
-I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
-If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
-Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
-I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
-Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
-Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
-I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
-If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
-I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
-Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
-Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
-You have the ass of a great artist.
-Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
-Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
-Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
-Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
-Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
-Hi. Are you legal?

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"okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!!  Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty...... Te chuparia asta un mojon.............."

ewwwwww.... so nasty!!!


Same with El Salvador Chilenita.
U could be walking down the street with your mom/dad/brother/husband/boyfriend/priest/whoever and they'll still 'cuentiarte'


Their fav is this: "shu shu mamasita" and then lick their lips...
okay buddy! watch me come running  lol!!!!



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"@Dulce mojon is nasty brown stuff......that comes out of the body.....FACK IT'S A NASTY LINE...what the hell did he think I was going to say ....sure come on....
Okay I got this one recently soooooooooo CHEESE....I was at MONTANAS (location explains it all) and this guy asked if I had Irish in me and I was like "NO!" and he said....."do you want Irish in you"......DUH what a moron"


that is nasty

and that irish line has been used sooooo many times it should be retired by now.

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@Dulce mojon is nasty brown stuff......that comes out of the body.....FACK IT'S A NASTY LINE...what the hell did he think I was going to say ....sure come on....


Okay I got this one recently soooooooooo CHEESE....I was at MONTANAS (location explains it all) and this guy asked if I had Irish in me and I was like "NO!" and he said....."do you want Irish in you"......DUH what a moron



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Originally posted by: Chilenita
"okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!!  Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty...... Te chuparia asta un mojon.............."
Ummm, that sounds bad but what is a mojon???   ... But do I wanna know LOL

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"okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!!  Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty...... Te chuparia asta un mojon.............."

Hahaha.....ya that is so Grouse.


I believe it cause same in Ecaudor they compliment you so much & the worst ones to begin with, that by the time I come back i feel raped 100 times.


Thier pick-up lines are so rude, disguisting, & just scary.



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okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!!  Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty......


Te chuparia asta un mojon..............



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Originally posted by: LGigolo
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I got them on an email, thought they were funny and may give you a good laugh... One that I don't think is listed anywhere in the list - the most common and usual in the modern world... *drums please*
"A/S/L ?"  "


a/s/l.. laugh

i think the line that works best will allways just be "hey"

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Originally posted by: QUE chula LINDA
" OMG they are so cheesyyy   where on earth did you get them all ? LOL One guy said to me: "Excuse me, is that orange lipstick you are wearing? Cus it looks orange."  ajjaajaja, I still remember that   I think that was kinda original.  jajaja"

I got them on an email, thought they were funny and may give you a good laugh... One that I don't think is listed anywhere in the list - the most common and usual in the modern world... *drums please*


"A/S/L ?" 



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" WORST EVER I'VE HEARD.......... This Italina guy goes......"let me guess where your from?? Ecuador cause your hot as the Equator line. Imagine my face......I was like go back a few steps & come again buddy. So Cheesy, he made me laugh."
OMG!!!! LOL ...

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 WORST EVER I'VE HEARD..........


This Italina guy goes......"let me guess where your from?? Ecuador cause your hot as the Equator line.


Imagine my face......I was like go back a few steps & come again buddy.


So Cheesy, he made me laugh.



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"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! LOLz ... I hope no guy comes say that to me!! "


LOL!!! that one is funny

but too many to read all

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"i know one .................mamita dime quien es tu ginecologo pa q vaya y le chupe los dedos lol lol"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! LOLz ... I hope no guy comes say that to me!!

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i know one .................mamita dime quien es tu ginecologo pa q vaya y le chupe los dedos


lol lol



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Ummmm, how about ... "Sabes tienes ojos de vaca" .... LOLz  ... Ummm, duh try again please!!!!!!!!!

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OMG they are so cheesyyy  


where on earth did you get them all ? LOL


One guy said to me: "Excuse me, is that orange lipstick you are wearing? Cus it looks orange."  ajjaajaja, I still remember that   I think that was kinda original.  jajaja



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Worst: Oh goodness.... TOO many to list! lol


Anything from 'hey fine gurl wazzup up' to 'mmmm mmmm mmmm' to 'nice azz'

Women of Toronto are intelligent, sexy and definately with the program, so its going to take A LOT more than some lame pick up line to grab our attention



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PickUp Lines

  1. You are the reason men fall in love.
  2. I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
  3. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  4. You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.
  5. Just where do those legs end?
  6. Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?
  7. We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
  8. Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
  9. Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?
  10. If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.
  11. My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection.
  12. I'm lost. Which way to your house?
  13. Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
  14. There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.
  15. You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.
  16. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  17. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
  18. I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me?
  19. Let's go lie down and talk about it.
  20. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
  21. (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
  22. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  23. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
  24. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
  25. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
  26. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
  27. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
  28. The only place I want to go is south of the border.
  29. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
  30. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
  31. So, do you want to see something really swell?
  32. Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"... cause you are the best a man can get!
  33. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
  34. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  35. You have 206 bones in your body, want another?
  36. Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
  37. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
  38. Have you been dipped in pretty sauce? Because you are the prettiest girl I've ever seen!
  39. Hey girl, want to screw?
  40. Hey Babe, my name is ______. That's so you know what to scream!
  41. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to the pretty woman.
  42. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  43. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
  44. I know milk does the body good, but how much have you been drinking?
  45. Want to see my hard drive? I promise it ain't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy!
  46. Girl, you are looking sooooo good! I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  47. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock!!
  48. First, I would love to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button!
  49. Wanna play army? I'll lay and you blow the hell out of me!
  50. I've noticed you noticing me and I was just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
  51. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  52. [Tap your thing] You think this is my leg?
  53. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  54. If we were in a meat shop, you would be prime rib baby!!!!!!!!
  55. The only place that dress would look better than on you is on the floor!!
  56. Are those real?
  57. Nice legs... What time do they open?
  58. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
  59. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  60. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  61. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
  62. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  63. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  64. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  65. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  66. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
  67. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  68. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
  69. (Look down at your crotch) Well. It's not going to suck itself.
  70. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  71. Baby, I'm an American Express lover..you shouldn't go home without me.
  72. You're body is like Visa. It's like everywhere I want to be.
  73. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
  74. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  75. Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
  76. If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  77. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
  78. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
  79. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
  80. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  81. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
  82. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
  83. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day...
  84. Nice legs...what time do they open?
  85. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
  86. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  87. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  88. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  89. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher have you seen one?
  90. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  91. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  92. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
  93. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
  94. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  95. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
  96. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  97. Are those real?
  98. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
  99. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  100. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  101. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
  102. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  103. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
  104. F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
  105. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  106. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
  107. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  108. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  109. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
  110. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  111. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  112. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
  113. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  114. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
  115. Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
  116. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
  117. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
  118. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  119. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
  120. Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
  121. I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...
  122. Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
  123. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?
  124. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  125. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.
  126. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  127. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
  128. The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
  129. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

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