worked every time....why? because there are 2 possible scenarios.
1. She'd say "No, i don't speak Spanish..." and then I would explain why I thought she did (maybe would look latina) and she would feel somewhat flattered (Spanish is sexy) and the conversation would carry on to other things.
2. She'd say "Yes, I do..." and then I would say "si!..de donde eres?" and the conversation would carry on to other things.
Pick Up Lines LOL -Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. -Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. -Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. -I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. -My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. -Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. -I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. -If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. -Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants. -I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. -Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. -Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine. -I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. -If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? -I love every bone in your body - especially mine. -You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. -Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? -I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. -Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? -You have the ass of a great artist. -Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? -Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? -Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. -Help the homeless. Take me home with you. -Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body? -Hi. Are you legal?
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quote: Originally posted by: Chilenita "okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!! Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty...... Te chuparia asta un mojon.............."
ewwwwww.... so nasty!!!
Same with El Salvador Chilenita. U could be walking down the street with your mom/dad/brother/husband/boyfriend/priest/whoever and they'll still 'cuentiarte'
Their fav is this: "shu shu mamasita" and then lick their lips... okay buddy! watch me come running lol!!!!
quote: Originally posted by: Chilenita "@Dulce mojon is nasty brown stuff......that comes out of the body.....FACK IT'S A NASTY LINE...what the hell did he think I was going to say ....sure come on.... Okay I got this one recently soooooooooo CHEESE....I was at MONTANAS (location explains it all) and this guy asked if I had Irish in me and I was like "NO!" and he said....."do you want Irish in you"......DUH what a moron"
that is nasty
and that irish line has been used sooooo many times it should be retired by now.
@Dulce mojon is nasty brown stuff......that comes out of the body.....FACK IT'S A NASTY LINE...what the hell did he think I was going to say ....sure come on....
Okay I got this one recently soooooooooo CHEESE....I was at MONTANAS (location explains it all) and this guy asked if I had Irish in me and I was like "NO!" and he said....."do you want Irish in you"......DUH what a moron
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quote: Originally posted by: Chilenita "okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!! Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty...... Te chuparia asta un mojon.............."
Ummm, that sounds bad but what is a mojon??? ... But do I wanna know LOL
quote: Originally posted by: Chilenita "okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!! Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty...... Te chuparia asta un mojon.............."
Hahaha.....ya that is so Grouse.
I believe it cause same in Ecaudor they compliment you so much & the worst ones to begin with, that by the time I come back i feel raped 100 times.
Thier pick-up lines are so rude, disguisting, & just scary.
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"Ecuador my life, football my passion, the cup my goal"I'M NOT SPOILED, I'M A PRINCESSA !!
okay guys are you ready I swear to god this REALLY happened!!!!! Guys here in T.O can be bad but NOTHING like CHILE.....in Chile I swear it's like they just got out of jail and when I heard this come out of some guys mouth I just could not believe it......I did not know wether to laugh or cry.....ready....it's nasty......
Te chuparia asta un mojon..............
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quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo " I got them on an email, thought they were funny and may give you a good laugh... One that I don't think is listed anywhere in the list - the most common and usual in the modern world... *drums please* "A/S/L ?" "
a/s/l.. laugh
i think the line that works best will allways just be "hey"
quote: Originally posted by: QUE chula LINDA " OMG they are so cheesyyy where on earth did you get them all ? LOL One guy said to me: "Excuse me, is that orange lipstick you are wearing? Cus it looks orange." ajjaajaja, I still remember that I think that was kinda original. jajaja"
I got them on an email, thought they were funny and may give you a good laugh... One that I don't think is listed anywhere in the list - the most common and usual in the modern world... *drums please*
"A/S/L ?"
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quote: Originally posted by: PRINCESSA " WORST EVER I'VE HEARD.......... This Italina guy goes......"let me guess where your from?? Ecuador cause your hot as the Equator line. Imagine my face......I was like go back a few steps & come again buddy. So Cheesy, he made me laugh."
quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "PickUp Lines You are the reason men fall in love. The last time I saw you, I was dreaming. All those curves, and me with no brakes. SHARE YOUR OWN PICK UP LINES/STORIES - BEST/WORSE - DID THEY WORK?"
OMG they are so cheesyyy
where on earth did you get them all ? LOL
One guy said to me: "Excuse me, is that orange lipstick you are wearing? Cus it looks orange." ajjaajaja, I still remember that I think that was kinda original. jajaja
Anything from 'hey fine gurl wazzup up' to 'mmmm mmmm mmmm' to 'nice azz'
Women of Toronto are intelligent, sexy and definately with the program, so its going to take A LOT more than some lame pick up line to grab our attention