If ever there was a story to convince young people to stay away from drugs, it's probably this.  A woman charged with selling narcotics had to be hospitalized to remove copious amounts of heroin she had stashed in her vagina, according to cops in Bridgeport, CT.

Latasha Martinez, 35, allegedly had 20 bags of dope down there, presumably ready to be sold at market value once they could be extracted from her hidey hole.  She faces a variety of drug charges and was held in lieu of bail and I'm sure the doctor who had to go spelunking for the smack had a great dinnertime story for his family.

After yesterday's tale of a woman who allegedly had crack in her crack, my esteemed dumb editor asked if it was possibly National Hide Drugs In Your Body Crevice Week.  If so we didn't get the memo.