Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN AND A MAN?!! (J/KS)


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2051
Date:
RE: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN AND A MAN?!! (J/KS)
Permalink   
 


quote:

Originally posted by: Confesiones

"HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN > >Compliment her, >respect her, >honor her, >cuddle her, >kiss her, caress her, >love her, stroke her, >tease her, >comfort her, >protect her, >hug her, >hold her, >spend money on her, >wine and dine her, >buy things for her, >listen to her, >care for her, >stand by her, >support her, >hold her, >go to the ends of the Earth for her. > > >HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN > >Show up naked. >Bring food. "

Hahaha.......that was funny, but true.

__________________
"Ecuador my life, football my passion, the cup my goal" I'M NOT SPOILED, I'M A PRINCESSA !!


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7612
Date:
Permalink   
 

LOL!! you can also bring beer and they are happy right? I'm just kidding jijiji ... Confesiones that was a good one

__________________
*~* Umm, yeah, sure, if you say so! *~*


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2550
Date:
Permalink   
 

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
>
>Compliment her,
>respect her,
>honor her,
>cuddle her,
>kiss her, caress her,
>love her, stroke her,
>tease her,
>comfort her,
>protect her,
>hug her,
>hold her,
>spend money on her,
>wine and dine her,
>buy things for her,
>listen to her,
>care for her,
>stand by her,
>support her,
>hold her,
>go to the ends of the Earth for her.
>
>
>HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
>
>Show up naked.
>Bring food.


__________________
"El ser Humano, Cosecha lo que Siembra"
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard