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RazorbladeKiss


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Mami tu con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos


(walking with my grandma) Vaya con Dios Suegra que me quedo con su hija!


ppsssst yo gal come here!


what's your name ma!blankstare

this one takes the trophy... I'm walking minding my own business at the Yorkdale mall and this moron grabs my hand and wouldn't let go until I gave him my number!

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RazorbladeKiss wrote:

mami tu con tanta carne y yo con una hambreeeeeblankstare


that must have been a dominican or boricua ehbiggrin

 



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mami tu con tanta carne y yo con una hambreeeeeblankstare

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out of all my clubbing years..until this day i must have bought a girl a drink no more then 2 or 3 times....not taking into count the times when i go one on one with a girl or with a big group.....cause thats different......

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I hate when guys are standing in the bar and they offer to buy you a drink,."hey , I'll buy you the drink"... I just give them an evil look,. and get my drink.

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El Duro wrote:

Sorry my comment was for Lg..
@Latina
And no I'm a shy boy



So if you're a shy boy and the girl is shy then what?  but then again I shouldn't talk I'm shy too sprint.gif



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Sorry my comment was for Lg..
@Latina
And no I'm a shy boy

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@ El Duro    then you just stare at them ...walk across the crowded room and   hypnotize them?

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That not a pick up line that is being honest

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Hi my name is "XXX" & if I can't please you no one can


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"You shave? Good, I already have a moustache, I don't need another one" blankstare.gif

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I don't think I've used a pick up line

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

DannyC wrote:

oh common ladies ..im sure those cheesy pick up lines worked on alot of you ..at some pointbiggrin....

me personally im not a fan of p/u lines......i usually just smile and start a conversation with the first pretty girl i see .....it works 80% of the time number1.gif


I guess the remaining 20% were dudes that looked like ladies giggle.gif




chics with b/fs  or stuck up broads......biggrinbiggrin



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DannyC wrote:

oh common ladies ..im sure those cheesy pick up lines worked on alot of you ..at some pointbiggrin....

me personally im not a fan of p/u lines......i usually just smile and start a conversation with the first pretty girl i see .....it works 80% of the time number1.gif


I guess the remaining 20% were dudes that looked like ladies giggle.gif




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oh common ladies ..im sure those cheesy pick up lines worked on alot of you ..at some pointbiggrin....

me personally im not a fan of p/u lines......i usually just smile and start a conversation with the first pretty girl i see .....it works 80% of the time number1.gif

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'Baby, let's get a bucket of chicken and get busy'

Funny line by Jazz on the Fresh Princesmile

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I got one the other day at the mechanic.

"Are you a Sunshine girl?"   




Me:   blankstare.gif

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Guy: "Would you like to dance?"


Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"


Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

OR

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"


Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"



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