stripclub food

Chilenita · Comandante

RE: stripclub food

ZIPOTE · TOP Guru

La Rebelde wrote:

My cousin manages a strip club for VIP and executives only. Executives go eat there all the time. Is really stupid to assume that the food is bad. Strippers are not the ones cooking. Just like any restaurant they get health inspections.

@ Dogo what strip club do you recomend to do lunch ...... smile

@ Rebelde this thread is FOR GUYS ONLY sweety!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin

La Rebelde · Senior Member

My cousin manages a strip club for VIP and executives only. Executives go eat there all the time. Is really stupid to assume that the food is bad. Strippers are not the ones cooking. Just like any restaurant they get health inspections.

RazorbladeKiss · Guru

"smells like fish but tastes like chicken" Coochie flavored chicken wings' motto

LGigolo · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

come on girls play with their vajayjays some of them might not wash their hands and they touch you whilst you are eating

There are over a 100 chicken wing flavours, and maybe there is a market for Coochie flavoured wings

...

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

come on girls play with their vajayjays some of them might not wash their hands and they touch you whilst you are eating

There are over a 100 chicken wing flavours, and maybe there is a market for Coochie flavoured wings biggrin

It definately wouldn't be the strangest thing available in this world

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

El Duro wrote:

Bro go and get one they ain't that hard to find

Ok

El Duro · Foro Master

Bro go and get one they ain't that hard to find

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

El Duro wrote:

I think must males have had a dancer as a girlfriend

I haven't

El Duro · Foro Master

I think must males have had a dancer as a girlfriend

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

DannyC wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Actually beers in strip joints are cheaper than at clubs, and you can buy pitchers

Honestly man this thing about you not liking strip joints is a bit strange...even for you. You sure it wasn't a tranny strip joint that you went to?

na ..... i find no purpose in em....like i said if im about to see some visual booty id much rather wanna tap it then walk out with nada

Well strippers are human too. I'm sure that if you've got enough game you can pick up a stripper just like any other girl.

Take a look at Dogo. He's dated a few....female strippers I think blankstare

, but all jokes aside it's not a waste to go to a strip joint.

DannyC · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Actually beers in strip joints are cheaper than at clubs, and you can buy pitchers

Honestly man this thing about you not liking strip joints is a bit strange...even for you. You sure it wasn't a tranny strip joint that you went to?

na ..... i find no purpose in em....like i said if im about to see some visual booty id much rather wanna tap it then walk out with nada

LGigolo · Comandante

DannyC wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

I'm sorry but i have to agree with danny on this one..... I also find a strip club dirty and sad.... the times i have gone its only been because of friends and parties but not because i want to..... and no i don't like men and i love naked woman but like Danny, i rather go to a club to pick someone up..... chances at the clubs are 10 times better than a strip club when it comes down to one night stands/make out sessions/ or a BJ and for how much u say?...... NADA!!!!! all u have to do is dance show them a good time and done.

~X

co-sign

but when it comes to gigy what do u expect??? i bet the mofo is a regular at these spots ..

I hardly ever go there - but when I DO go, I check out the female dancers, not the male patrons! hmm

DannyC · Guru

X4v13r wrote:

I'm sorry but i have to agree with danny on this one..... I also find a strip club dirty and sad.... the times i have gone its only been because of friends and parties but not because i want to..... and no i don't like men and i love naked woman but like Danny, i rather go to a club to pick someone up..... chances at the clubs are 10 times better than a strip club when it comes down to one night stands/make out sessions/ or a BJ and for how much u say?...... NADA!!!!! all u have to do is dance show them a good time and done.

~X

co-sign

but when it comes to gigy what do u expect??? i bet the mofo is a regular at these spots ..

Dogo · Comandante

Not at a stripclub, not at a dance club.... no cog.es ni un resfrio, Danny

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

DannyC wrote:

my bad

i ment to say that id much rather see a girl with a hot sexy body and then have sex with her.....makes sense right?

unlike you and your retarded buddies who will just pay a couple of bucks more for a beer with the purpose of getting some awwwwwwwwwwwwwsome top knotch visual entertainment and thats it ... hahhahhahahaa

stupid a$$

Actually beers in strip joints are cheaper than at clubs, and you can buy pitchers

Honestly man this thing about you not liking strip joints is a bit strange...even for you. You sure it wasn't a tranny strip joint that you went to? blankstare

DannyC · Guru

my bad

i ment to say that id much rather see a girl with a hot sexy body and then have sex with her.....makes sense right?

unlike you and your retarded buddies who will just pay a couple of bucks more for a beer with the purpose of getting some awwwwwwwwwwwwwsome top knotch visual entertainment and thats it ...

hahhahhahahaa

stupid a$$

X4v13r · Comandante

LGigolo wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

I'm sorry but i have to agree with danny on this one..... I also find a strip club dirty and sad.... the times i have gone its only been because of friends and parties but not because i want to..... and no i don't like men and i love naked woman but like Danny, i rather go to a club to pick someone up..... chances at the clubs are 10 times better than a strip club when it comes down to one night stands/make out sessions/ or a BJ and for how much u say?...... NADA!!!!! all u have to do is dance show them a good time and done.

i pick a club over a strip club anytime.

and back to the food is not the place that is bad is more the environment around u that makes me not want to get food there, i mean for all u know the next guy beside u just came back from the washroom jerking it or something.

~X

To reduce the chances, make sure you're not sitting next to Dboi!

CHECK!!!!

~X

X4v13r · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

DannyC wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

You're making it sound like going to a strip tease club to check out some T&A is a bad thing. Most of us straight guys DO enjoy looking at women's bare bodies. If one's going to go out with the boys and pay 5 dollars a beer elsewhere, why not pay $ 6.25 (or whatever the price is) and get some visual entertainment? UNLESS perhaps we wanna save our buck per beer to buy ourselfs a NEW New Era baseball cap, or something - I guess!

i get my a$$ in other ways you stupid moron its called bootycalls...u know...looking at a womens body b4 actually having SEX with her get the point? ......tell me whats the whole prupose of getting some awsome visual entertainment without not doing nothing with it .....enough said

here ill leave all thE VISUAL HOOCHIES for u mofos...knock yourselves out!

I've got a sudden craving for clam

thats funny because i was thinking roast beef blankstare

~X

LGigolo · Comandante

X4v13r wrote:

I'm sorry but i have to agree with danny on this one..... I also find a strip club dirty and sad.... the times i have gone its only been because of friends and parties but not because i want to..... and no i don't like men and i love naked woman but like Danny, i rather go to a club to pick someone up..... chances at the clubs are 10 times better than a strip club when it comes down to one night stands/make out sessions/ or a BJ and for how much u say?...... NADA!!!!! all u have to do is dance show them a good time and done.

i pick a club over a strip club anytime.

and back to the food is not the place that is bad is more the environment around u that makes me not want to get food there, i mean for all u know the next guy beside u just came back from the washroom jerking it or something.

~X

To reduce the chances, make sure you're not sitting next to Dboi!

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

DannyC wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

You're making it sound like going to a strip tease club to check out some T&A is a bad thing. Most of us straight guys DO enjoy looking at women's bare bodies. If one's going to go out with the boys and pay 5 dollars a beer elsewhere, why not pay $ 6.25 (or whatever the price is) and get some visual entertainment? UNLESS perhaps we wanna save our buck per beer to buy ourselfs a NEW New Era baseball cap, or something - I guess!

i get my a$$ in other ways you stupid moron its called bootycalls...u know...looking at a womens body b4 actually having SEX with her get the point? ......tell me whats the whole prupose of getting some awsome visual entertainment without not doing nothing with it .....enough said

here ill leave all thE VISUAL HOOCHIES for u mofos...knock yourselves out!

I've got a sudden craving for clam

X4v13r · Comandante

I'm sorry but i have to agree with danny on this one..... I also find a strip club dirty and sad.... the times i have gone its only been because of friends and parties but not because i want to..... and no i don't like men and i love naked woman but like Danny, i rather go to a club to pick someone up..... chances at the clubs are 10 times better than a strip club when it comes down to one night stands/make out sessions/ or a BJ and for how much u say?...... NADA!!!!! all u have to do is dance show them a good time and done.

i pick a club over a strip club anytime.

and back to the food is not the place that is bad is more the environment around u that makes me not want to get food there, i mean for all u know the next guy beside u just came back from the washroom jerking it or something. bleh

~X

LGigolo · Comandante

DannyC wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

You're making it sound like going to a strip tease club to check out some T&A is a bad thing. Most of us straight guys DO enjoy looking at women's bare bodies. If one's going to go out with the boys and pay 5 dollars a beer elsewhere, why not pay $ 6.25 (or whatever the price is) and get some visual entertainment? UNLESS perhaps we wanna save our buck per beer to buy ourselfs a NEW New Era baseball cap, or something - I guess!

i get my a$$ in other ways you stupid moron its called bootycalls...u know...looking at a womens body b4 actually having SEX with her get the point? ......tell me whats the whole prupose of getting some awsome visual entertainment without not doing nothing with it .....enough said

here ill leave all thE VISUAL HOOCHIES for u mofos...knock yourselves out!

QUE DICES? Trata en español... maybe we'll understand you better!

DannyC · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

You're making it sound like going to a strip tease club to check out some T&A is a bad thing. Most of us straight guys DO enjoy looking at women's bare bodies. If one's going to go out with the boys and pay 5 dollars a beer elsewhere, why not pay $ 6.25 (or whatever the price is) and get some visual entertainment? UNLESS perhaps we wanna save our buck per beer to buy ourselfs a NEW New Era baseball cap, or something - I guess!

i get my a$$ in other ways you stupid moron biggrin its called bootycalls...u know...looking at a womens body b4 actually having SEX with her idea idea get the point? ......tell me whats the whole prupose of getting some awsome visual entertainment without not doing nothing with it idea .....enough said

here ill leave all thE VISUAL HOOCHIES for u mofos...knock yourselves out!

Dogo · Comandante

DannyC wrote:

strip clubs in general are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack waste of time and money .....ive gone to a few only counting with my fingers ......everytime i walk in i see mostly old chumps all miserable looking ...dishing out $$$$ para que una le pare bola!!! .....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRS haha

dogo i take it that la vejez se te esta subiendo por encima tan rapido? ..r u one of those old farts that goto a private booth to get a cock tease pathetic lap dance a solas??

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:31, 2008-09-19

No, I don't go that much anymore. And no I didn't go there to get my cock teased. I went there to actually pick them up. (a good pick up spot too, if you must know) I "dated" a few strippers. Super hot ones too. A lot hotter than the dudes you were there to check out

LGigolo · Comandante

DannyC wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:

DannyC wrote:

strip clubs in general are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack waste of time and money .....ive gone to a few only counting with my fingers ......everytime i walk in i see mostly old chumps all miserable looking ...dishing out $$$$ para que una le pare bola!!! .....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRS haha

dogo i take it that la vejez se te esta subiendo por encima tan rapido? ..r u one of those old farts that goto a private booth to get a cock tease pathetic lap dance a solas??

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:31, 2008-09-19

What Ghetto strip joints have you been to? Let me know cause I'll avoid those

I don't really see that...plus I go to see the women and not the dudes

paradise
lancaster
whiskies
brassrail
one in brampton cant remember the names
1 in montreal and 1 in the falls

ghetto or not ghetto whats the difference??? same sh1t mi pana ....guys sitting down all for hours ....getting lap dances woppieee dooo por lo menos que se dejarian que les culees but thats even moreeeeeeeeee pathetic ..

its a waste of time....if i wana get some ..ill call up an ex or if that doesnt work id just rather goto a club and try to pick up someone ...

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:47, 2008-09-19

You're making it sound like going to a strip tease club to check out some T&A is a bad thing.

Most of us straight guys DO enjoy looking at women's bare bodies. If one's going to go out with the boys and pay 5 dollars a beer elsewhere, why not pay $ 6.25 (or whatever the price is) and get some visual entertainment? UNLESS perhaps we wanna save our buck per beer to buy ourselfs a NEW New Era baseball cap, or something - I guess! weirdface

DannyC · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

DannyC wrote:

strip clubs in general are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack waste of time and money .....ive gone to a few only counting with my fingers ......everytime i walk in i see mostly old chumps all miserable looking ...dishing out $$$$ para que una le pare bola!!! .....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRS haha

dogo i take it that la vejez se te esta subiendo por encima tan rapido? ..r u one of those old farts that goto a private booth to get a cock tease pathetic lap dance a solas??

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:31, 2008-09-19

What Ghetto strip joints have you been to? Let me know cause I'll avoid those

I don't really see that...plus I go to see the women and not the dudes

paradise
lancaster
whiskies
brassrail
one in brampton cant remember the names
1 in montreal and 1 in the falls

ghetto or not ghetto whats the difference??? same sh1t mi pana ....guys sitting down all

for hours ....getting lap dances woppieee dooo por lo menos que se dejarian que les culees but thats even moreeeeeeeeee pathetic ..

its a waste of time....if i wana get some ..ill call up an ex or if that doesnt work id just rather goto a club and try to pick up someone ... biggrin

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:47, 2008-09-19

El Duro · Foro Master

@jc

RazorbladeKiss · Guru

Jaime Cruz wrote:

DannyC wrote:

strip clubs in general are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack waste of time and money .....ive gone to a few only counting with my fingers ......everytime i walk in i see mostly old chumps all miserable looking ...dishing out $$$$ para que una le pare bola!!! .....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRS haha

dogo i take it that la vejez se te esta subiendo por encima tan rapido? ..r u one of those old farts that goto a private booth to get a cock tease pathetic lap dance a solas??

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:31, 2008-09-19

What Ghetto strip joints have you been to? Let me know cause I'll avoid those

I don't really see that...plus I go to see the women and not the dudes

burn burn burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn biggrin

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

DannyC wrote:

strip clubs in general are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack waste of time and money .....ive gone to a few only counting with my fingers ......everytime i walk in i see mostly old chumps all miserable looking ...dishing out $$$$ para que una le pare bola!!! .....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRS haha

dogo i take it that la vejez se te esta subiendo por encima tan rapido? ..r u one of those old farts that goto a private booth to get a cock tease pathetic lap dance a solas??

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:31, 2008-09-19

What Ghetto strip joints have you been to? Let me know cause I'll avoid those hmm

I don't really see that...plus I go to see the women and not the dudes

DannyC · Guru

strip clubs in general are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack waste of time and money .....ive gone to a few only counting with my fingers ......everytime i walk in i see mostly old chumps all miserable looking ...dishing out $$$$ para que una le pare bola!!!

.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRS haha

dogo i take it that la vejez se te esta subiendo por encima tan rapido? idea

..r u one of those old farts that goto a private booth to get a cock tease pathetic lap dance a solas??

-- Edited by DannyC at 11:31, 2008-09-19

Dogo · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

I've had beer and wings at strip joints before. Haven't gone to one to eat lunch cause I just think it's strange to go to a strip joint during the day

There's nothing wrong with the food, and a stripper has never come over to rub a wing on her Vajajay

And of all people in the joint, you'd probably want the stripper to be the one touching your food. Most are germophobes

Have any of you eaten at a street stand???
If you haven't gotten sick there, you won't get sick anywhere!
A stripper is a surgeon compared to those guys!!

LGigolo · Comandante

DannyC wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

I've had burger and fries TWICE... yeah, years ago... hummmm... was it a bad idea? why?

hahahahahhahahaha what a fool!! u must have swallowed dirty pube hairs burried deep in that burger dufus!!

Not any/much different from ANY kitchen from any restaurant out there. The strippers won't even bother a customer who is eating because he is obviously too busy to go for a dance... DUH.

A little pubic hair never killed anyone!

RazorbladeKiss · Guru

DannyC wrote:

depends where..... ill admit i have eaten at a couple of sh1thole places and still do but not that often anymore ....sometimes i got no choice but trust me im not a big fan of eating at any strip joint ...id rather hold my hunger and reach camissos or something like that lol

COMISSO"S HAS RATS

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

I've had beer and wings at strip joints before. Haven't gone to one to eat lunch cause I just think it's strange to go to a strip joint during the day hmm

There's nothing wrong with the food, and a stripper has never come over to rub a wing on her Vajajay blankstare

Trust me I'm sure we've eaten at worse places and don't even know it.

-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 11:24, 2008-09-19

DannyC · Guru

depends where..... ill admit i have eaten at a couple of sh1thole places and still do but not that often anymore ....sometimes i got no choice but trust me im not a big fan of eating at any strip joint ...id rather hold my hunger and reach camissos or something like that lol blankstare

El Duro · Foro Master

I have like 15 years ago when I was in high school. I and a bunch of friends would go for lunch and for a lap dance cause one off the girls that went to our school was a dancer

God · Foro Master

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

danny boi solo sabe hacer tostadas con jalea

a danny boi le encanta la jalea de miembrillo biggrin

RazorbladeKiss · Guru

danny boi solo sabe hacer tostadas con jalea biggrin

God · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:
. unless mommy cooks for you, of course

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp! biggrin

Dogo · Comandante

DannyC wrote:

Dogo wrote:

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

come on girls play with their vajayjays some of them might not wash their hands and they touch you whilst you are eating

Oh puh-leeease!
you eat at a REGULAR restaurant and the waiter touches your PLATE after taking cash (probably the dirtiest thing out there) from another 20 patrons!! Do you think HE washes his hands???
I never eat at sh*t holes. I've eaten at nice strip clubs. Just don't let the stripper touch you while you eat. End of story (BTW, they rarely come talk to you while you're eating, anyway)
otro huevon

whats a nice trip club?? whisky go gos? ....no matter how nice the venue may be take a look at the kitchen homie .....and that goes for any "decent" looking restaurant too.......

Get out much?
No, Whisky wouldn't be considered one of the "nice" ones (not to eat at, anyway)
What you say about a nice venue (stripclub or otherwise) not having a so "nice" kitchen, is true. But if that's the way you think, then I guess you don't eat ANYWHERE.... unless mommy cooks for you, of course

Mermaid · Guru

Why not,.??? it depends on the venue. I have heard of few executives lunch outtings to see "exotic dancers"

DannyC · Guru

Dogo wrote:

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

come on girls play with their vajayjays some of them might not wash their hands and they touch you whilst you are eating

Oh puh-leeease!
you eat at a REGULAR restaurant and the waiter touches your PLATE after taking cash (probably the dirtiest thing out there) from another 20 patrons!! Do you think HE washes his hands???
I never eat at sh*t holes. I've eaten at nice strip clubs. Just don't let the stripper touch you while you eat. End of story (BTW, they rarely come talk to you while you're eating, anyway)

otro huevon

whats a nice trip club?? whisky go gos?

....no matter how nice the venue may be take a look at the kitchen homie .....and that goes for any "decent" looking restaurant too.......

DannyC · Guru

LGigolo wrote:

I've had burger and fries TWICE... yeah, years ago... hummmm... was it a bad idea? why?

hahahahahhahahaha

what a fool!! u must have swallowed dirty pube hairs burried deep in that burger dufus!! biggrin

Dogo · Comandante

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

come on girls play with their vajayjays some of them might not wash their hands and they touch you whilst you are eating

Oh puh-leeease!
you eat at a REGULAR restaurant and the waiter touches your PLATE after taking cash (probably the dirtiest thing out there) from another 20 patrons!! Do you think HE washes his hands???
I never eat at sh*t holes. I've eaten at nice strip clubs. Just don't let the stripper touch you while you eat. End of story (BTW, they rarely come talk to you while you're eating, anyway)