True story... A family friend back home would bring lunch, and peeps would always steal it from him. One day he decided he would teach them a lesson and brought a bunch of Cubanitos de dulce de leche (kind of like an italian canoli but different dough and filled with dulce de leche) Instead of dulce de leche, he took a dump and filled them with it, and put a little dulce de leche just on the tips on either end.... and left the bag on the lunch table. Someone obviously took it, and I guess spread them among some peeps... a few moments later a few guys were throwing up in the bathroom. One was even trying to pick the crap out of his teeth with a toothpick, lol. The boss called him in the office and blasted him... "what the hell is wrong with you?? How in hell would you do something like that???" He said: "well... that's how Iiiii eat them. Quien los manda?"
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one day my boss left her juice in the frig and it was there for a few weeks so i was like WFT ...... well one day i got thirsty so i took it, next thing u know on that same day she was looking for it, i was like Anyways, i had to get her a new juice...
and i have taken other stuff but it didn't have a label on it.......
and no one has taken my lunch because usually is leftovers from the night before.
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Now we know who's been stealing the lunches!
I think I shared this story before; but I HEARD that people (suspects were the cleaners) were taking other ppl's food/drinks from the fridge... One day, someone got sooo fed up and replaced the orange juice with some "pee-sonal juice"... THAT went missing to like the next evening... but NOTHING ever dissapeared after that!
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one day my boss left her juice in the frig and it was there for a few weeks so i was like WFT ...... well one day i got thirsty so i took it, next thing u know on that same day she was looking for it, i was like Anyways, i had to get her a new juice...
and i have taken other stuff but it didn't have a label on it.......
and no one has taken my lunch because usually is leftovers from the night before.
~X
LOL .....can't believe it! This lady use to put her milk in little container of medicine lol.....gross. At my place people are pretty good and ask if they could have ie. some milk or dressing.
one day my boss left her juice in the frig and it was there for a few weeks so i was like WFT ...... well one day i got thirsty so i took it, next thing u know on that same day she was looking for it, i was like Anyways, i had to get her a new juice...
and i have taken other stuff but it didn't have a label on it.......
and no one has taken my lunch because usually is leftovers from the night before.
~X
There was girl that i know that worked here like two summers ago in the filing dept. We usually have these 5 minute meetings on Tuesdays, and then i see the VP of marketing coming with a box of cereal and im like "what is she gonna talk about". Anyway, she started complaining how that was her cereal, and she couldnt believe that someoen ate it all and just put the box back empty. Because i know the filing girl, i knew it was her right away. I was cracking up telling her "your'e only here temporarily and u eat the VP's cereal. LOL
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one day my boss left her juice in the frig and it was there for a few weeks so i was like WFT ...... well one day i got thirsty so i took it, next thing u know on that same day she was looking for it, i was like Anyways, i had to get her a new juice...
and i have taken other stuff but it didn't have a label on it.......
and no one has taken my lunch because usually is leftovers from the night before.
This is kinda upseting and funny at the same time.
Fess up, whose had their lunch stolen at work? I tend to label my yogurt, drink etc but I know at least 1 person had their lunch stolen from my group when I was on a different floor.
Anyways, how can you eat someone else's lunch
I think it's happened here once or twice. One time someoen stole my yogurt so i started labeling it. It hasnt happened since.
They steal other ppl's salad dressings all the time. I dont care if ppl use, but dont use it up and then leave the bottle in the fridge with just a little drop. So i started bringing the amount im gonna use in a little container instead of the whole bottle.
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This is kinda upseting and funny at the same time.
Fess up, whose had their lunch stolen at work? I tend to label my yogurt, drink etc but I know at least 1 person had their lunch stolen from my group when I was on a different floor.