He then starts to lick her neck while she moans without realizing the police officer is a vampire...conticue
she opens her blouse and pretends that she's going to touch her breast...suddenly she reaches for her silver crucifix necklace and puts it on the vampire's forehead before he bites her... the vampire touches his forehead in pain while smoke starts to come out....she quickly reaches for her garlic spray and neutralizes the vampire with it...
... Thinking to herslef "How the FU.CK do I have a garlic spray in my purse?!?!?!" As it turns out she had forgotten she had bought one of those new Kraft "salad spritzers" garlic flavour. She sprayed some more, all over his body, melting his skin as she sprayed. She also sprayed his "gun" pero NADA! It turns out the vampire, although que parecia medio weon, no era tan weon!! Y ya tenia el forro puesto!!! (el hijo'e la gran put@!) NEUTRALIZING the effects of the Kraft spritzer, el muy culiao!! With the little strenght he had left, he.....
-- Edited by Dogo at 18:21, 2008-08-27
said DONT TOUCH ME evil woman! u might make it dissapear too, y con eso he rubbed one last one out and died satisfecho.
He then starts to lick her neck while she moans without realizing the police officer is a vampire...conticue
she opens her blouse and pretends that she's going to touch her breast...suddenly she reaches for her silver crucifix necklace and puts it on the vampire's forehead before he bites her... the vampire touches his forehead in pain while smoke starts to come out....she quickly reaches for her garlic spray and neutralizes the vampire with it...
... Thinking to herslef "How the FU.CK do I have a garlic spray in my purse?!?!?!" As it turns out she had forgotten she had bought one of those new Kraft "salad spritzers" garlic flavour. She sprayed some more, all over his body, melting his skin as she sprayed. She also sprayed his "gun" pero NADA! It turns out the vampire, although que parecia medio weon, no era tan weon!! Y ya tenia el forro puesto!!! (el hijo'e la gran put@!) NEUTRALIZING the effects of the Kraft spritzer, el muy culiao!! With the little strenght he had left, he.....
-- Edited by Dogo at 18:21, 2008-08-27
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He then starts to lick her neck while she moans without realizing the police officer is a vampire...conticue
she opens her blouse and pretends that she's going to touch her breast...suddenly she reaches for her silver crucifix necklace and puts it on the vampire's forehead before he bites her... the vampire touches his forehead in pain while smoke starts to come out....she quickly reaches for her garlic spray and neutralizes the vampire with it...
(to be continue)
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
she was on the verge to reach extacy when a police officer surprised her...please continue
ok maam we could go about this 2 ways..u could stop ..*they both shake their heads no* or we can use some of my toys i have *holds handcuffs, baton n unloaded empty gun*
she bites her lips as she looks at the unloaded n empty gun...
*continue*
She proceeds by unzipping the police officer's pants and starts to rub is "gun"
* i knew u would choose the right 'toy'
he then grabs the back of her neck n pulls her face to his, teases a kiss but then starts chewin on her neck while feelin up her body. SHe meets his hands that are grabbin her ass...........
He then starts to lick her neck while she moans without realizing the police officer is a vampire...conticue
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she was on the verge to reach extacy when a police officer surprised her...please continue
ok maam we could go about this 2 ways..u could stop ..*they both shake their heads no* or we can use some of my toys i have *holds handcuffs, baton n unloaded empty gun*
she bites her lips as she looks at the unloaded n empty gun...
*continue*
She proceeds by unzipping the police officer's pants and starts to rub is "gun"
* i knew u would choose the right 'toy'
he then grabs the back of her neck n pulls her face to his, teases a kiss but then starts chewin on her neck while feelin up her body. SHe meets his hands that are grabbin her ass...........
she was on the verge to reach extacy when a police officer surprised her...please continue
ok maam we could go about this 2 ways..u could stop ..*they both shake their heads no* or we can use some of my toys i have *holds handcuffs, baton n unloaded empty gun*
she bites her lips as she looks at the unloaded n empty gun...
*continue*
She proceeds by unzipping the police officer's pants and starts to rub is "gun"
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"Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together." -Ovid
she was on the verge to reach extacy when a police officer surprised her...please continue
ok maam we could go about this 2 ways..u could stop ..*they both shake their heads no* or we can use some of my toys i have *holds handcuffs, baton n unloaded empty gun*
she bites her lips as she looks at the unloaded n empty gun...
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
