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TOPIC: Poll: Whats the most times you've masturbated in a day?
How many times [11 vote(s)]

1
0.0%
2
18.2%
3
0.0%
4
18.2%
5
9.1%
more than 5
27.3%
I never masturbate
27.3%


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latina4evrgp wrote:

 

LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:

@ LG ...if you say this phrase 10 times a day - Yo aun estoy nuevecito! wink.gif
it might work! oh yeah and don't forget the Oil of Olay or Vitamin A creme and relax alot ---> relax.gif



Las viejas generalmente hablan por experiencia propia nod.gifnod.gifnod.gif But in your case, I guess that didn't work too well for you! giggle.gif



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disbelief.gif that's ok i'll let it go since i know it's that time of the month for u biggrin.gif

 



If by "that time of the month" you mean month end = rent, child support, bills, bills, and more bills, you're right! hmm

 



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LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:

@ LG ...if you say this phrase 10 times a day - Yo aun estoy nuevecito! wink.gif
it might work! oh yeah and don't forget the Oil of Olay or Vitamin A creme and relax alot ---> relax.gif



Las viejas generalmente hablan por experiencia propia nod.gifnod.gifnod.gif But in your case, I guess that didn't work too well for you! giggle.gif



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disbelief.gif that's ok i'll let it go since i know it's that time of the month for u biggrin.gif


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X4v13r wrote:

Tissot wrote a book that detailed--based on his own observations--the horrors of what whacking off could do. He wrote of witnessing compulsive masturbators who had wasted away like heroin addicts, drooling on beds of straw, covered in their own feces, their brains so ****ed from all the masturbation, they had no memory and could no longer speak. Tissot linked a whole host of diseases and disorders to masturbating, including blurred vision, memory loss, gout and rheumatism.

Samuel Auguste Tissot (1728 - 1797)

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That's very interesting...
Love his watches too, BTW



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latina4evrgp wrote:

@ LG ...if you say this phrase 10 times a day - Yo aun estoy nuevecito! wink.gif
it might work! oh yeah and don't forget the Oil of Olay or Vitamin A creme and relax alot ---> relax.gif



Las viejas generalmente hablan por experiencia propia nod.gifnod.gifnod.gif But in your case, I guess that didn't work too well for you! giggle.gif



biggrin.gif 



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@ LG ...if you say this phrase 10 times a day - Yo aun estoy nuevecito! wink.gif
it might work! oh yeah and don't forget the Oil of Olay or Vitamin A creme and relax alot ---> relax.gif



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Vieja mi cedula - Yo aun estoy nuevecito! wink.gif

P.S.: be sure to wash those fingers properly after every use! giggle.gif I think you and PlayDead aka Jinx would get along very well!!! nod.gif

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LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:

@ X  never heard of this?  but then again back then some of these philosophers, scientists were kinda off



You probably read the report but FORGOT - you know how the report says masturbation 'causes memory loss ... yeah! biggrin


and to answer the thread: I don't recall. hmm



@ X .....i learnt something new today.....i'll read up on it...thnx

@ LG.....whatever biggrin you don't recall because without u doing the act you are already experiencing memory loss....must be por la vejes biggrin.gif



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@ X  never heard of this?  but then again back then some of these philosophers, scientists were kinda off



You probably read the report but FORGOT - you know how the report says masturbation 'causes memory loss ... yeah! biggrin


and to answer the thread: I don't recall. hmm



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Female, 3 times. I like toys and when I have nothing or no one to play with , I play with them.

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latina4evrgp wrote:

@ X  never heard of this?  but then again back then some of these philosophers, scientists were kinda off



the funny thing is that he advised the Vatican and was very influential back in the day and many of the misconceptions about masturbation are because of him, till now.

~X

 



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Tissot wrote a book that detailed--based on his own observations--the horrors of what whacking off could do. He wrote of witnessing compulsive masturbators who had wasted away like heroin addicts, drooling on beds of straw, covered in their own feces, their brains so ****ed from all the masturbation, they had no memory and could no longer speak. Tissot linked a whole host of diseases and disorders to masturbating, including blurred vision, memory loss, gout and rheumatism.

Samuel Auguste Tissot (1728 - 1797)

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I can't masturbate.  Just the idea bores me to tears!!!  I need a man on top of me, below me, behind me, wherever.  I just need the man!!!!!

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If you would have ask me this question when i was a teen you would think i was Brugging!!! LOL!!  biggrinbiggrin More then 2 for sure... in my ealy years.


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Jajaja..... Somethings never change around here!!!! Playdead....aka....winkbiggrin



come on, tell us how many times you've masturbated?



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Jajaja..... Somethings never change around here!!!! Playdead....aka....winkbiggrin

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Sex and number please!!!



Female and I would say only 5 times. My honey was away and I watched some porn LOL


-- Edited by PlayDead at 14:13, 2008-07-22

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