WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. CIGARETTESAND TAMPONS A manwalks into a pharmacyand wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices himand asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking fora box of tampons for his wife. She directs him downthe correct aisle. A few minutes later,he depositsa huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, ' Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, ' You see,it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a cartonof cigarettes, andshe came backwith a tin of tobacco and somerollingpapers; causeit's sooo-ooo--oo-ooomuch cheaper. So, I figureif I have to roll my own........ so does she. (I figure this guy is theone on themilk carton!)
