NSFW You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do:
Naturally, eBay pulled the auction this morning, according to our correspondent Martin B. We suspect the following may have had something to do with it:
Top-quality silliness. We do hope the vendor succeeds in offloading his wife's box to someone with a more modest cock, and that, in time, he finds the woman of his dreams with a suitably voluminous box.
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. "-Friedrich Nietzsche
In your big _____ 
and that's exactly where she'd like that big... yeah... that.
