jajaja hey TVbuff your the best u just gave me the lough of my day. some of them are so good....... seems like you had lots of living already so real so funny. thanks
Remember to say "I love you" and "I need you" often. After 3 or 4 times of this, it DOES get annoying.
Walk hand in hand in the rain. Yeah, and then you both catch a cold and being sick together is just a pain the in a$$.
Write "I Love You" in lipstick or shaving cream on the mirror. Who's gonna clean this up after?
Make heart-shaped cinnamon toast for breakfast. I barely have time to throw the f*ckin' bread on the toaster, let alone start cuttin' it in weird shapes.
Take a carriage ride around the city. Arount T.O? In January? Are you kiddin' me? And with this traffic?
Do your mate's household chores. Not unless he does mine.
Let them choose the movie. Yeah, and then I'm stuck watching I Robot or some war movie. How romantic is that?
Give a foot massage. I do laundry. I know how his feet smell. This is a no-no.
Pop in a romantic music CD and slow dance. He already thinks I'm nuts. I do this, and off to the mad house I go.
Buy a stuffed animal for your honey. I did this once. The stuffed animal is collecting dust somewhere in the basement. I think.
Make a list of the top 10 things you love about your partner. We did this in therapy, along with the 25 things why you can't stand each other.
Tattoo your mate's name on your body. Make sure it's a fake tattoo, one of those removable ones. Removing a real one is f*ckin' painful.
Go camping together and only take one sleeping bag. Do this a couple of weeks from today. Make sure the sleeping bag is heated.
Send a mushy message in a bottle...a balloon...a sandwich... How do you send a message in a bottle? Do you plant it in the snow and hope by March, when the snow melts it reaches its destination? And a sandwich? Won't that be dangerous: he might eat it and choke in it. Isn't it easier to send an e-mail?
Shower together. That's not romantic. That's kinky.
Dim the lights, and snuggle together on the couch. Yeah, if you want to snooze right away.
Kiss every hour on the hour all day long. Too much work.
Fill up the gas tank of your partner's car. I always do that and I don't see the romance in this.
Play Scrabble® together, using as many "love" words as you can. God, some of this are so corny.
Run a warm bubble bath for your partner, with lots of lit candles. And then give him a towel drenched in gasoline and see how funny he looks when he's screaming in pain. J/K
Leave a trail of rose petals through the house, leading to a romantic candlelight dinner. Only do this when is his turn to vacuum.
Make a donation in your mate's name to a special cause or charity. Yeah, the one named "Your personal bank account." (This is extremely romantic.)
Pick up their clothes from the floor -- without saying a word about it. I've been doing this for years, it's called The Silent Treatment. It goes along with The Look and it's followed immediately after by Withholding Sex for a Month To See if He Learned His lesson."
Send an email just to say "I'm thinking of you." Now we're talking.
Play tag. I'm just picturing this and we look so ridiculous.
Plant a garden together. I can't even get him to cut the grass, how the hell am I gonna get him to plant a garden with me?
Leave a mushy message on voicemail. I've done this, it's called "leaving a message when you're too drunk to talk."
Stay at a hotel for the night, just because. This works really well, especially after a big fight.
Take a drive in the country. And take all your belongings with you.
Spend the evening looking at the stars -- and make a wish together. This is especially romantic in T.O. in January, and the wish is usually "I wish I hadn't forgotten the keys inside the house."
Cast a playful wink any time, anywhere. This is called a nervous tick.
Think up a list of silly little pet names for times when you're alone together. This is especially romantic if you're having sex. Several silly little pet names come to mind right now, but they're not publishable.
Tape your favorite TV show and spend the evening talking. I just laughed out loud with this one.
Do the dishes together, then apply hand lotion to each other's hands. Good lord.
Write a love letter to your partner and cut it into jigsaw puzzle pieces. I can just see the expression on his face: "WTF..."
Decide on secret signals and use them to communicate with each other in large groups of people. We already do this: The middle finger has a special use in this one.
Romance Theater Weekend: reenact each other's favorite love scene - hers on Friday, his on Saturday. We both need to lose some weight for this one.
Pretend you haven't seen each other for a month. Act accordingly. Again, we've done this many a time. It's called The Silent Treatment.
Send a written invitation to do something special. This is called an Affidavit, and then you meet at your lawyer's office or divorce court.
Stand outside the window and sing a romantic song. My favourite song to sing is "Open the f*ckin' door 'cause I'm freezin' my a$$ out here."
Put a tape recording of your voice (saying anything) in the car stereo and turn it on so it plays when the car starts. Have they invented voice-activated bombs yet?
Make a tape recording of favorite love songs. Now this is actually romantic.
Leave a bunch of bananas on the kitchen table with a note, "I go bananas over you!" Combine this one with the one where you turn off all the lights and then send him to the kitchen table. This one is quite romantic.
Hide love notes in a magazine. Yes, his Playboy and Hustler magazines.
Declare your undying love via a telegram. Who uses telegrams anymore? Again, isn't e-mail faster?
Draw a silly picture of the two of you. Frame it. We call this one our wedding picture.
As you can see I'm not exactly the romantic type and I had A LOT of time in my hands today. This was quite funny, and most of these are just so time-consuming that just reading them got me exhausted.
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Yeah "Place a love note in the personals section of the newspaper." so when he goes looking for someone to fool around behind your back, he remembers that there's you to screw it all up. jajajajaja
