Guadalupana wrote:

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Interesting correlation Buffy

Anyway, Dogo, dear, why are your jokes so...how can i say this....sad?

I mean, i laugh, but because they're so BAD!

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Errrrrr....... I thought that was the purpose of a joke

My job here is done!

thanks girl :)

I know, I know!!! Im just crazy like that!!
Im so glad they didnt eat me... I swear I almost died :(

PRINCESSA wrote:

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@ Chale - when u go?? how come?? How long? wat u do??

Tell us.

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 I went for a week back in March... it was AWESOME!  I ate and ate and ate like a champ.  We went to the beach, swam in the pool, visited the mercados, got attacked by vicious alligators and overall had an awesome time. 

It is beautiful down there, and the weather was to die for.

Interesting correlation Buffy

Anyway, Dogo, dear, why are your jokes so...how can i say this....sad?

I mean, i laugh, but because they're so BAD!

Ah, you silly, silly, tanga-wearing storyteller... I love your stories...

Speaking of weird things and Chale, did you hear that JLo asked Tommy Girl and that ghostly wife of his to be godparents to the Mini-Marc'seses? The poor things, the horror... not only do they look like skeletor, but now they'll have that weirdo for a godpapa.

... which reminds me of a silly joke:

Saben cual es el bebe mas calmo del mundo?
El hijo de Superman. 'Supermancito'

Holy crappola, what a stalker!


mmmmmm okay, lets see... the title of the story is called...

                "OH MY BUDDAH I ALMOST DIED!!!!!"

One lovely spring morning, the mister and I decided to go on a walk around the resort so observe the lovely plants and animals and colourful tourists that were also staying at this resort.  Hand in hand we strolled along the beautiful pool and the lovely greenery surrounding it.  We stumbled across a path that lead to into a forbidden area; intrigued by the sense of adventure and carefree spirit, we followed the path, further and further away from the other tourists and their speedo clad bodies.  We inches further and further into this place and noticed that we were all alone on this mystical path.  And right at that moment, when we thought that the forbidden path lead to no where, it was at this exact moment that we saw them.  Yes, them!! There was an angry mob of hungry and ferocious alligators!!!!!!!!!!  We were the first living thing they had seen since buddah knows when, and they werent very picky eaters.  And so there we stood, hungry alligators inches away and our minds racing a mile a minute, contemplating our next move.  We stood there paralyzed  with fear as our future seemed grim and dark. 

I cant continue this story any further, for it brings me great pain and fear to even think about it.  And so, with that, I leave you a picture of these ferocious beasts. 

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