On the way down to the main floor, the elevator stops at the 6th floor and in walked 2 ladies.
Nonna thinks to herself.....wow these woman are beautiful with their expensive fur coats all dolled up, smelling soooo good.
So, out loud Nonna say 'you botta smell vary nice'
One of the ladies puts her head up and flickers her hair while replying very rudely 'CHANEL #5 $250.00 a bottle'.
The other says again very rudely 'DIOR $300.00 a bottle'.
Nonna thinks to herself.' che ****NE! .'
So, the elevator comes to the main floor and Nonna was the first one out, but before she gets off, with a big smile on her face she lets out a LARGGGGE fart and says ....'RAPINI fom Longo's 0.99 cents a pound!'