The former Mrs. Skeletor, beauty queen alum Dayanara Torres, is reportedly planning to reveal all in a new autobiographical book. And that "all" should include her years married to Marc Anthony and their children.
Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce is supposed to chronicle how Dayanara got over the demise of her short marriage to the current Mr. Jennifer Lopez.
Chapter 1: Birth.
Chapter 2: Growing up and ****.
Chapter 3: Sleeping my way to the top!
Chapter 4: Plastic surgery.
Chapter 5: Faking orgasms.
Chapter 6: J. Lo
Chapter 7: Milking it.
Let's hope Miz Torres has surrounded herself with a good legal team before she stirred this pot!