Valentines Day

LGigolo · Comandante

RE: Valentines Day

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

GinoLatino wrote:

hows the song go.....CULOOOOOO!!!! no lube, just spit!

wow... youre wife is one lucky lady.

GinoLatino · Guru

hows the song go.....CULOOOOOO!!!! no lube, just spit!

caliche · Guru

Baina: brotha, you let me know the time and place, I'll set everything else up... it's a matter of 2 phone calls...

confundida · Foro Master

Baina wrote:

confundida wrote:

yea i dont think so!!!! mine can beat urs!!!!

Ok.

What are we....in grade 3?? "My dad can beat up your dad!"

hey that was a fantasy of mine lol.......

Guadalupana · Foro Master

So are we having a fantasy face-off or something?

Baina · Guru

confundida wrote:

yea i dont think so!!!! mine can beat urs!!!!

Ok.

What are we....in grade 3?? "My dad can beat up your dad!"

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Wait i know!!!

The perfect gift would be to yake some of your body fat and make soap out of it for your loved one!!! So they always lather up with you. Awwww, besos de burbujas.

No chale, when i read the following:

"The human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap and enough iron to make a single one inch nail."

I thought of you cuz, you don't have to take a shower guy!! you're a walking soap bar! Wait, now those body scrubs make sense....

Chilenita · Comandante

confundida wrote:

Baina wrote:

confundida wrote:

@BAINA

ARE U TRYING TO TELL US UR FANTASY???

@DOGO

PLS B ADVISE THAT U WILL B WITH US FOR THIS OCCASION!!!!

Pffft!!!

My fantasies are waaaaay better!!!!

yea i dont think so!!!! mine can beat urs!!!!

Confu might be right. I still remeber a banana story posted here on foro somewhere.. blankstare

confundida · Foro Master

Baina wrote:

confundida wrote:

@BAINA

ARE U TRYING TO TELL US UR FANTASY???

@DOGO

PLS B ADVISE THAT U WILL B WITH US FOR THIS OCCASION!!!!

Pffft!!!

My fantasies are waaaaay better!!!!

yea i dont think so!!!! mine can beat urs!!!!

Baina · Guru

confundida wrote:

@BAINA

ARE U TRYING TO TELL US UR FANTASY???

@DOGO

PLS B ADVISE THAT U WILL B WITH US FOR THIS OCCASION!!!!

Pffft!!!

My fantasies are waaaaay better!!!!

biggrin

confundida · Foro Master

@BAINA

ARE U TRYING TO TELL US UR FANTASY???

@DOGO

PLS B ADVISE THAT U WILL B WITH US FOR THIS OCCASION!!!!

Dogo · Comandante

Hmmm... you're right. No problem

Chilenita · Comandante

Dogo wrote:

Dude... that doesn't sound lke a sexy GF.... more like a cheap ho!

and what's the problem? weirdface

Chilenita · Comandante

Dogo wrote:

Would a sex toy be inappropriate?

No! The pocket rocket is the best.

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Baina wrote:

@ Chale - Can't go wrong with it!

@ Dogo - F@G!!!

@ Dogo - can I be your f@g hag???

Baina · Guru

@ Chale - Can't go wrong with it!

@ Dogo - F@G!!!

Dogo · Comandante

Damn -quick-typing Chale!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Baina wrote:

Chale Tanga wrote:
Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.

ie.
$ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels)
$ on hair
$ on nails
$ on lube/oils
$ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist )
$ on wine

outfit - Cheap earings, cheap belly chain, whatever high heels you have
hair - tied back in pony (so it won't get in the way..lol)
oils - I'm sure the $1 store has baby oil...
toys - no need to buy...just look around the house...be creative
wine - You can get wine for $7...lol

Grand total - $20 max!!!

Wait... now we have to get a pony??? Sheesh! It's getting more expensive and complicated by the minute...

Dogo · Comandante

Dude... that doesn't sound lke a sexy GF.... more like a cheap ho!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:
LOL!!! you just made me laugh woman, and then someone here thought i was laughing at their joke! Fool!

What a foolio... throw a used paper towel at her.

@ Baina: Cheap who re is always an awesome look

Guadalupana · Foro Master

UGH! too much effort Baina, go naked y listo.

Baina · Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:
Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.

ie.
$ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels)
$ on hair
$ on nails
$ on lube/oils
$ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist )
$ on wine

outfit - Cheap earings, cheap belly chain, whatever high heels you have
hair - tied back in pony (so it won't get in the way..lol)
oils - I'm sure the $1 store has baby oil...
toys - no need to buy...just look around the house...be creative
wine - You can get wine for $7...lol

Grand total - $20 max!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale Tanga wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

A little TMI, Chale. A little TMI.

But... but... thats what Guada told me she got hubby for v day. All of the above, except for the big black fist.... she got the big white fist instead. RACISTA!!!!

LOL!!! you just made me laugh woman, and then someone here thought i was laughing at their joke! Fool!

Dogo · Comandante

Buffy:

Guada:

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

A little TMI, Chale. A little TMI.

But... but... thats what Guada told me she got hubby for v day. All of the above, except for the big black fist.... she got the big white fist instead. RACISTA!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Would a sex toy be inappropriate?

Not if you consider yourself one. That would be cruel.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Dogo wrote:

Would a sex toy be inappropriate?

For birthdays, yes. For YOUR valentine, no.

Dogo · Comandante

Would a sex toy be inappropriate?

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

Baina wrote:
That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!

Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!

Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.

ie.
$ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels)
$ on hair
$ on nails
$ on lube/oils
$ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist )
$ on wine

A little TMI, Chale. A little TMI.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale, like he's going to notice! Tirale los calzones de abuelita que te pones y listo, atrapado! The scent of chale is very powerful.

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Baina wrote:
That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!

Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!

Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.

ie.
$ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels)
$ on hair
$ on nails
$ on lube/oils
$ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist

)
$ on wine

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Baina wrote:

Chale Tanga wrote:

V day is such a scam.

V day is for suckas

That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!

Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!

Not if it comes from the in-laws. I love free. Free love, free booze. Ahhh, life is but swelling.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

I still owe a Xmas present... so I'm a little behind.

Not my fault! He didn't like what I gave him.

Valentine's... hmm

Aren't these holidays getting a little too close together... Sheesh!

@chile: why don't you buy something YOU want and when he says "What do I need this for?" Then you can say: "Oh, you don't like? Here, I'll take it." wink

De nada, girl. That's what friends are for. wink

Baina · Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

V day is such a scam.

V day is for suckas

That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!

Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!

biggrin

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

V day is such a scam.

V day is for suckas

X4v13r · Comandante

What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.

u can get it here.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/kitsch-daft/nothing/index.html

u said he wanted nothing, maybe he was talking about this

~X

Chilenita · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

Baina wrote:

Try this!

Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy!
When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable.
Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!

Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!

Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......

Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!

The End

So that's why MiMi and Dogo are so taken with you...

Chile: Do tell.

bah over lunch.... hmm

See I have good intentions but what for?

I need a much needed vacation.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Baina wrote:

Try this!

Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy!
When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable.
Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!

Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!

Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......

Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!

The End

So that's why MiMi and Dogo are so taken with you...

Chile: Do tell.

Chilenita · Comandante

Baina wrote:

@ Chile - I figured...but I'm sure you can ALWAYS do MORE!!!

Seriously I don't think there is much "more" left to do in that department smile

Hey I said this thread was done hmm

Dogo · Comandante

Chilenita wrote:
Baina wrote:

Try this!

Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy!
When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable.
Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!

Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!

Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......

Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!

The End

That's sounds great but we do that and more on a regular basis

Thanks everyone for your suggestions but I decided to get him what he deserves which is NOTHING

END OF THREAD!!!!!!

Wha Haaappin???

Baina · Guru

@ Chile - I figured...but I'm sure you can ALWAYS do MORE!!!

@ Dogo - No prob! But if she get's offended when I send it to her......I'm blaming you all the way...and if you deny it........I'll beat you up! LOL

@ Caliche - You get the girls and the camara...and I'll write the scripts.....let's make some $$$$$

Chilenita · Comandante

Dogo wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

Dogo wrote:

@ Chile: yes she is, but I've given her jewelry a couple of times already (I think i know what you're going to suggest)

Nah I wasn't suggesting that. Valentines day is not the day for that.

I was thinking something from Tiffanys. I know it sounds expensive but actualy the sterling silver pieces and gold pieces that don't have diamonds are not expensive at all. I don't know a girl who wouldn't want a piece from Tiffanys. Trust me she will LOVE it!!

I thought you were going to suggest something along the lines of.... you know that girl, that makes reeeeally cool jewelery, at a reeeeally good price, that just launched her website? Yeah... that's what/who I thought you were going to suggest

I know what you're talking about (Tiffany's silver) Good value, but I dunno... maybe
BTW.. I'm the WORST at buying gifts. I can never make up my mind, and nothing seems nice/meaningful enough

You should get her stuff from that website EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!

Okay now that thread is over furious

Chilenita · Comandante

Baina wrote:

Try this!

Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy!
When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable.
Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!

Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!

Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......

Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!

The End

That's sounds great but we do that and more on a regular basis ashamed

Thanks everyone for your suggestions but I decided to get him what he deserves which is NOTHING furious

END OF THREAD!!!!!! furious furious furious furious furious furious furious furious furious furious furious

caliche · Guru

Baina: i think u should be a script writer... that sounds like a wicked porn...

Dogo · Comandante

Baina wrote:

Try this!

Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy!
When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable.
Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!

Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!

Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......

Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!

The End

Could you forward this to Kitty?
Thanks, buddy

God · Foro Master

I hate Valentines day it's GAY

Baina · Guru

Try this!

Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy!
When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable.
Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!

Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!

Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......

Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!

The End

biggrin

Alex Bello · Guru

Chilenita wrote:

Ideas for man who wants nothing. PLEASE HELP! Not sure what to do for Che this year. He isn't into stuffy, fancy restaurants. He isn't into big expensive gifts. What the heck do I get?

Hola chilenita, if you want to do something special that wont cost you a lot and show him how special he is to you. Go out and get one of those digital picture frames get most of the pictures that mean a lot to the two of you and start from the beginning with the first picture you have with him and create like a slide show that shows from when you guys started to where you are today, it will take some time to do this but at the end it will be well worth it and special. Use the computer to write on the pictures that way it looks more professional. Well I hope this can help you.

Take care and good luck.

AB..

Alex Bello

Dogo · Comandante

Chilenita wrote:

Dogo wrote:

@ Chile: yes she is, but I've given her jewelry a couple of times already (I think i know what you're going to suggest)

Nah I wasn't suggesting that. Valentines day is not the day for that.

I was thinking something from Tiffanys. I know it sounds expensive but actualy the sterling silver pieces and gold pieces that don't have diamonds are not expensive at all. I don't know a girl who wouldn't want a piece from Tiffanys. Trust me she will LOVE it!!

I thought you were going to suggest something along the lines of.... you know that girl, that makes reeeeally cool jewelery, at a reeeeally good price, that just launched her website? Yeah... that's what/who I thought you were going to suggest

I know what you're talking about (Tiffany's silver) Good value, but I dunno... maybe
BTW.. I'm the WORST at buying gifts. I can never make up my mind, and nothing seems nice/meaningful enough