Ideas for man who wants nothing. PLEASE HELP! Not sure what to do for Che this year. He isn't into stuffy, fancy restaurants. He isn't into big expensive gifts. What the heck do I get?
Since you were not able to get UFC tickes, poor hubby may just have to settle to have YOU for Vday!
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The perfect gift would be to yake some of your body fat and make soap out of it for your loved one!!! So they always lather up with you. Awwww, besos de burbujas.
No chale, when i read the following:
"The human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap and enough iron to make a single one inch nail."
I thought of you cuz, you don't have to take a shower guy!! you're a walking soap bar! Wait, now those body scrubs make sense....
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Chale Tanga wrote:Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.
ie. $ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels) $ on hair $ on nails $ on lube/oils $ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist ) $ on wine
outfit - Cheap earings, cheap belly chain, whatever high heels you have hair - tied back in pony (so it won't get in the way..lol) oils - I'm sure the $1 store has baby oil... toys - no need to buy...just look around the house...be creative wine - You can get wine for $7...lol
Grand total - $20 max!!!
Wait... now we have to get a pony??? Sheesh! It's getting more expensive and complicated by the minute...
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Chale Tanga wrote:Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.
ie. $ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels) $ on hair $ on nails $ on lube/oils $ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist ) $ on wine
outfit - Cheap earings, cheap belly chain, whatever high heels you have hair - tied back in pony (so it won't get in the way..lol) oils - I'm sure the $1 store has baby oil... toys - no need to buy...just look around the house...be creative wine - You can get wine for $7...lol
But... but... thats what Guada told me she got hubby for v day. All of the above, except for the big black fist.... she got the big white fist instead. RACISTA!!!!
LOL!!! you just made me laugh woman, and then someone here thought i was laughing at their joke! Fool!
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But... but... thats what Guada told me she got hubby for v day. All of the above, except for the big black fist.... she got the big white fist instead. RACISTA!!!!
Not if you consider yourself one. That would be cruel.
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That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!
Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!
Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.
ie. $ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels) $ on hair $ on nails $ on lube/oils $ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist ) $ on wine
Chale, like he's going to notice! Tirale los calzones de abuelita que te pones y listo, atrapado! The scent of chale is very powerful.
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That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!
Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!
Ummm not true. It takes a lot of money to look who rish.
ie. $ on an outfit (bra, panties, garter, nylons, heels) $ on hair $ on nails $ on lube/oils $ on whatever other kinky stuff youre into (ie. a huge black fist ) $ on wine
That's why you do what I said....Everyone wins...and you waste no money!
Ok...maybe $20 on a cheap bottle of wine!
Not if it comes from the in-laws. I love free. Free love, free booze. Ahhh, life is but swelling.
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What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.
Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy! When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable. Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!
Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!
Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......
Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!
The End
So that's why MiMi and Dogo are so taken with you...
Chile: Do tell.
bah over lunch....
See I have good intentions but what for?
I need a much needed vacation.
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Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy! When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable. Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!
Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!
Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......
Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!
The End
So that's why MiMi and Dogo are so taken with you...
Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy! When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable. Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!
Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!
Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......
Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!
The End
That's sounds great but we do that and more on a regular basis
Thanks everyone for your suggestions but I decided to get him what he deserves which is NOTHING
END OF THREAD!!!!!!
Wha Haaappin???
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@ Chile: yes she is, but I've given her jewelry a couple of times already (I think i know what you're going to suggest)
Nah I wasn't suggesting that. Valentines day is not the day for that.
I was thinking something from Tiffanys. I know it sounds expensive but actualy the sterling silver pieces and gold pieces that don't have diamonds are not expensive at all. I don't know a girl who wouldn't want a piece from Tiffanys. Trust me she will LOVE it!!
I thought you were going to suggest something along the lines of.... you know that girl, that makes reeeeally cool jewelery, at a reeeeally good price, that just launched her website? Yeah... that's what/who I thought you were going to suggest
I know what you're talking about (Tiffany's silver) Good value, but I dunno... maybe BTW.. I'm the WORST at buying gifts. I can never make up my mind, and nothing seems nice/meaningful enough
You should get her stuff from that website EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!
Okay now that thread is over
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CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!
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Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy! When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable. Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!
Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!
Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......
Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!
The End
That's sounds great but we do that and more on a regular basis
Thanks everyone for your suggestions but I decided to get him what he deserves which is NOTHING
END OF THREAD!!!!!!
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CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!
Proud memeber and supporter of Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama Copyright 2008 All Rights Reserved
Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy! When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable. Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!
Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!
Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......
Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!
The End
Could you forward this to Kitty? Thanks, buddy
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Put on something sexy. Do your hair, make-up, nails, etc.....Look sexy! When he gets home from work, tell him to change into something comfortable. Crack open a nice bottle of wine. Sit beside him. Share a few sips of wine, some sensual kisses. Tell him that from that point on.....NO TALKING!!!
Proceed to giving him a nice massage. Full body, oil, etc.....The works...from head to toe. Tempt him but don't give it up all just yet.....Make it sexy!!!!
Once you're gone giving him a nice massage....Make him sit down on one end of the couch.....with the glass of wine........You sit on the other side...with your glass......If he tries to jump you.....push him off......Make him sit on the other side, opposite to you......
Continue to slowly undress.... Playing with yourself.....NO TALKING.....Got nutz doing all kinds sexy, sensual things......and.....when you and him can't take it no more......FVCK HIS BRAINS OUT!!!!
Ideas for man who wants nothing. PLEASE HELP! Not sure what to do for Che this year. He isn't into stuffy, fancy restaurants. He isn't into big expensive gifts. What the heck do I get?
Hola chilenita, if you want to do something special that wont cost you a lot and show him how special he is to you. Go out and get one of those digital picture frames get most of the pictures that mean a lot to the two of you and start from the beginning with the first picture you have with him and create like a slide show that shows from when you guys started to where you are today, it will take some time to do this but at the end it will be well worth it and special. Use the computer to write on the pictures that way it looks more professional. Well I hope this can help you.
Take care and good luck.
AB..
Alex Bello
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@ Chile: yes she is, but I've given her jewelry a couple of times already (I think i know what you're going to suggest)
Nah I wasn't suggesting that. Valentines day is not the day for that.
I was thinking something from Tiffanys. I know it sounds expensive but actualy the sterling silver pieces and gold pieces that don't have diamonds are not expensive at all. I don't know a girl who wouldn't want a piece from Tiffanys. Trust me she will LOVE it!!
I thought you were going to suggest something along the lines of.... you know that girl, that makes reeeeally cool jewelery, at a reeeeally good price, that just launched her website? Yeah... that's what/who I thought you were going to suggest
I know what you're talking about (Tiffany's silver) Good value, but I dunno... maybe BTW.. I'm the WORST at buying gifts. I can never make up my mind, and nothing seems nice/meaningful enough
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