Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
To be continued...
The guy, on the other hand, sold the ring. With that money he rented a couple of hotel rooms, bought booze, dope, and a bunch of strippers for his buddies and partied all night! With the money left over he bought a huge Plasma TV, a sports car (not a minivan) and put a downpayment on a mansion that he bought with three of his buddies Had many girl-"friends". He never got a beer belly. Never had to answer to: "Do these pants make my butt look fat?" Went to the gym three times a week without having to hear: "Yeah... you only go there to check out those skinny bi*tches, you ass*hole!!" Never was told to take out the garbage, mow the lawn, fix the roof, paint the living room, fix the leaky faucet or give a back rub in exchange for sex Had the remote AAAALL to himself. never had to watch a chick-flick again, and went on vacation twice a year
THE END
-- Edited by Dogo at 12:46, 2008-01-21
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Oh and also, a woman can SO TOTALLY be fabulous AND be married.
ahhh yup. Here i am dahling.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End.
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