If a girl or guy (depending on who you are attracted to) that was very attractive came up to you and asked you to come over their house, poop on their chest, and for this you'd get several things
a) Sex, hot dirty, scat sex, sweaty, poop poo oo poo
b) a candy bar of your choice
c) money, we're talking lots of it
d) ownership of a country. not presidency, leadership, or ruler. but OWNERSHIP! As in ownership of it forever, unless you want to sell it to a communist country for more $$$
Also, at the time you don't HAVE to take a crap, but you're feeling you could if you forced it a tad bit or just squatted over for a few minutes thinking of pooping.
-- Edited by PlayDead at 19:01, 2007-12-16
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