BLONDES

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RE: BLONDES

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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A: More head room!

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because the jars have lids, not zippers.

Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: What do blondes say after making love?
A: "Are you boys all on the same team?"

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
A: You can park in a handicapped zone.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde owns a vibrator?
A: Chipped teeth.

Q: Why did the blonde have square breasts?
A: She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a brunette wig?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why is it so difficult for a blonde to get a driver's license?
A: They can't reach the pedals from the back seat.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They only screw in cars.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: She goes home.

Q: What's the best way to murder a blonde?
A: Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What does a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice ti ts!"

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

Q: What is the irritating thing about a blonde's vagina?
A: The Blonde!

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bit ch?
A: A blonde will fu ck anyone, a bit ch will fu ck anyone but you.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.

Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
A: To keep their legs together.

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.

Q: What do Marc Bolan and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fu cked.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their knickers.