Here's what I'd do: I'd sit on the throne, beautiful and anatomically perfect males would be fanning me from either side while another fed me grapes. Every time I felt like thinking a little, I'd have the lot of you come and present one issue to me. I would consider it, emit my judgement and cut off the head of anyone opposing it.
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Audio, video, disco.
So... it's been... what, like a year that I've had this signature? Did anyone get that it says: I hear, I see, I learn? :(