Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
>into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in
>a passionate embrace.
>
>Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as
>he
>ran home and started to tell his mother.
>
>"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
>with
>Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then
>he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
>pants
>off, then Aunt Jane........ "
>
>At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
>interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
>to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
>
>At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
>started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
>the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
>big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
>Daddy
>take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
>that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
>
>
>Mommy fainted!
>
>Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
>interrupt!