Mr. Sharma came home one night, and his wife threw her arms around his neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we
can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Sharma received a telephone call from Reliance
Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

" Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? "

"Yes... speaking"

Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammered the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" said the Reliance guy.

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????"

" Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue "

" GOD!!!!!!... ...... This is too much........ .."

"Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you
are overdue"

"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He
will speak to your company tomorrow "

That night, she told her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a
bull, rushed to Reliance office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?

What business is that of yours?" the husband shouted.

"Just calm down," said the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's
nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asked.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."