I've already arranged what I want and odds are my insurance and other company stuff will cover it.
What do you want?
At first, I wanted my ashes to be blown into space but then that meant cremation and I'm absolutely TERRIFIED of that.
Yes, I know I know, like COUNTLESS people have said.......I'M DEAD, I WON'T FEEL IT, but I went to a Hindu funeral in Trinidad and you see the body being lit and all that jazz!!! I was like this through the whole thing ------> Then when the skull exploded, I did this and ever since, I've been terrified.
So yeah, that option was a write-off.
Now everyone knows I'm TERRIFIED of bugs so a burial is out of the question so I've chosen................*drum roll please*...............a MAUSOLEUM!!!!
I like that they play classical music!!!
The skull explodes?
and y would they have a public cremation event? Thats just messed up! i thought it was doen privtely in some basement or something.....did it smell?
Yeah, that's what I said!
I dunno. That's Trinidad for you.
We had the funeral service and the cremation all in one spot. It was out in the middle of the field.
And yes.........it did smell.
-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 10:42, 2007-08-27
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I've already arranged what I want and odds are my insurance and other company stuff will cover it.
What do you want?
At first, I wanted my ashes to be blown into space but then that meant cremation and I'm absolutely TERRIFIED of that.
Yes, I know I know, like COUNTLESS people have said.......I'M DEAD, I WON'T FEEL IT, but I went to a Hindu funeral in Trinidad and you see the body being lit and all that jazz!!! I was like this through the whole thing ------> Then when the skull exploded, I did this and ever since, I've been terrified.
So yeah, that option was a write-off.
Now everyone knows I'm TERRIFIED of bugs so a burial is out of the question so I've chosen................*drum roll please*...............a MAUSOLEUM!!!!
I like that they play classical music!!!
The skull explodes?
and y would they have a public cremation event? Thats just messed up! i thought it was doen privtely in some basement or something.....did it smell?
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I've already arranged what I want and odds are my insurance and other company stuff will cover it.
What do you want?
At first, I wanted my ashes to be blown into space but then that meant cremation and I'm absolutely TERRIFIED of that.
Yes, I know I know, like COUNTLESS people have said.......I'M DEAD, I WON'T FEEL IT, but I went to a Hindu funeral in Trinidad and you see the body being lit and all that jazz!!! I was like this through the whole thing ------> Then when the skull exploded, I did this and ever since, I've been terrified.
So yeah, that option was a write-off.
Now everyone knows I'm TERRIFIED of bugs so a burial is out of the question so I've chosen................*drum roll please*...............a MAUSOLEUM!!!!
I like that they play classical music!!!
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funerals are soooooooooooo stupid I don't want one!!
If I die please print this and give it to one of my relatives.
Thanks
So, what are we supposed to do with you after? Oh i get it, you want us to carry you around like those guys in that movie...weekend at bernie's is it? I'm in!
God (rgnfg) that movie was so stupid!!!
I've already arranged what I want and odds are my insurance and other company stuff will cover it.
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Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
At least it's consistent with real life!
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funerals are soooooooooooo stupid I don't want one!!
If I die please print this and give it to one of my relatives.
Thanks
So, what are we supposed to do with you after? Oh i get it, you want us to carry you around like those guys in that movie...weekend at bernie's is it? I'm in!
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Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
Wow! What kind of shows are you watching at night girl?????????????
Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
k gl1 1st....lol 2nd...stick to topic, dont make this beome a dreams thread
3rd...i realize that by saying the 2nd one, ppl are so gonna post their dreams just cuz
This is totally sticking to the topic! Someone in my dream needs a funeral and it's gonna cost a fortune!
!!!!!!! ur replies =
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Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
k gl1 1st....lol 2nd...stick to topic, dont make this beome a dreams thread
3rd...i realize that by saying the 2nd one, ppl are so gonna post their dreams just cuz
This is totally sticking to the topic! Someone in my dream needs a funeral and it's gonna cost a fortune!
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So... it's been... what, like a year that I've had this signature? Did anyone get that it says: I hear, I see, I learn? :(
Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
k gl1 1st....lol 2nd...stick to topic, dont make this beome a dreams thread
3rd...i realize that by saying the 2nd one, ppl are so gonna post their dreams just cuz
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Hey, I just remembered that I dreamed someone had dumped the rotting dead body of a guy in our backyard. His head was chopped off and he was left leaning upside down against a wall. I was like: "Isn't it illegal to have a corpse in your backyard?" Apparently I'm not so smart in my dreams.
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So... it's been... what, like a year that I've had this signature? Did anyone get that it says: I hear, I see, I learn? :(
but so are funerals.......did you know the maximum the government will pay for your funeral expenses is only $2500.00 MAX?!?!?!?! Do you have money saved..or thought of insurance policies to help cover these costs for yoru family when it comes to your death? Y havent u thought of this?
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