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TOPIC: the sex fairy!!!!!!
EL PADRINO
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Date:
Aug 22 10:01 PM, 2007
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The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious!
Be sure to read
the warning at the bottom. I didn't
change a word! I'm not messing
with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
=============
2. Gentle,
relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat
produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
=============
3. Lovemaking
can burn up
those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
=============
4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up.
It stretches
and tones up just
about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression.
It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria
and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered.
The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in
the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing
each day will keep
the dentist away.
Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from
the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
=============
9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the brain.
=============
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock
a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
=============
This message has been sent to you
for good luck in sex. The original
is in a room in the basement of the
Dwight House Pub. It has been
sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you. The
'Hot Sex Fairy'
will visit
you within four days of receiving
this message, provided you, in turn,
send it on.
If you don't, then you will never
receive good sex again for the rest
of your life. You will eventually
become celibate, and your genitals
will rot and fall off. This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think
need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send
money, as the fate of your genitals
has no price.
Do not keep this message. This
message must leave your e-mail in
5 hours. Please send ten copies and
see what happens in four days.
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