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The Sex Fairy


This is hilarious! Be sure to read
the warning at the bottom. I didn't
change a word! I'm not messing
with the Sex Fairy! getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=11

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.

Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=12
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2. Gentle, getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=13relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=14produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=15can burn up

those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=16

 

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4. Sex is one of the safest sports

getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=17you can take up.
It stretches getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=18and tones up just
about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming
  getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=1920 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers! getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=20

 

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild

depression. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=21It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=22and leaving you
 with a feeling of well-being. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=23

 
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6. The more sex you have, the more

you will be offered. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=24The sexually
 active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy! getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=25
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in

the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
 EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=26

 
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8. Kissing getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=27each day will keep

the dentist away. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=28Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from
the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=29

 
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=30A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the brain. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=31

 
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock
a stuffy nose. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=32Sex is a natural
 antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever. getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=33

 

 

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This message has been sent to you
 for good luck in sex. The original
is in a room in the basement of the
Dwight House Pub. It has been
sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you. The
'Hot Sex Fairy' getmsg?&msg=C1DB0AC3-F248-4194-9019-31239FAE263E&start=0&len=726390&curmbox=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&a=c04a564bae6c1ddb6e9d6a95cd11a9c4e52fee57d249a6e2e7de78db201d3f27&mimepart=34will visit
you within four days of receiving
this message, provided you, in turn,
send it on.

If you don't, then you will never

receive good sex again for the rest
of your life. You will eventually
become celibate, and your genitals
will rot and fall off. This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think
need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send
 money, as the fate of your genitals
has no price.

Do not keep this message. This

message must leave your e-mail in
5 hours. Please send ten copies and
see what happens in four days.

 


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