Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert,
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>>>>>                     wandering aimlessly and close to death.
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>>>>>      They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
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>>>>>                              all of a sudden.......
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>>>>>                       "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell?
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>>>>>                          Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet."
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>>>>>                     "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
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>>>>>        So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune,
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>>>>>               there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
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>>>>>                    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture ..
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>>>>>             there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...
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>>>>>                     every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
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>>>>>                            "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!
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>>>>>                              Eet EES a bacon tree!"
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>>>>>                      "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?;
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>>>>>                       We ees in the Desert don't forget."
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>>>>>            "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
>>>>>                    bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
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>>>>>                    And with that ...Luis races toward the tree.
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>>>>>       He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind,
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>>>>>        all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in
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>>>>>        It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is,
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>>>>>                   manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
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>>>>>            "Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree."
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>>>>>                        "Luis Luis, mi amigo...what ees it?
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>>>>>                          "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
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>>>>>                                   Ees..........
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>>>>>                                      Ees...
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>>>> >
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>>>>>                                   Ees.........
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>>>>>                                      Ees....
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>>>> >
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>>>>>                                ... Eees a Ham Bush
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