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Baina wrote:

This actually happened to me in highschool.

Just as I got to the classroom to write an exam....I went to sit down...and my pocket got caught on the chair....How?!?!? Who the FK knows.....but as I sat down...it ripped my pants down the seem.....Thank God for the sweater I had....lol



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This actually happened to me in highschool.

Just as I got to the classroom to write an exam....I went to sit down...and my pocket got caught on the chair....How?!?!? Who the FK knows.....but as I sat down...it ripped my pants down the seem.....Thank God for the sweater I had....lol



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Guadalupana wrote:

no.gif stroking the camel toe will only swell it up, causing the pants to expand beyond their stretching capacity!

No sweater?

Then go to the bathroom, take a roll of toilet paper and make yourselt a hawaiian skirt out of it. You know, stick strips of paper around the pants. Like that.



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

I would use it as an exuse to go home early. Just explain to the boss that you have gas and it's hard to contain. Is she looks at you like weirdface show her the back of your pantsashamed




That wouldn't be JUST gas...but more like Hiroshima! crying.gif 



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I would use it as an exuse to go home early. Just explain to the boss that you have gas and it's hard to contain. Is she looks at you like weirdface show her the back of your pantsashamed

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Chale Tanga wrote:

 

X4v13r wrote:
is she hot?

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bleh

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X4v13r wrote:
is she hot?

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She's a he giggle.gif

 



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Guadalupana wrote:

no.gif stroking the camel toe will only swell it up, causing the pants to expand beyond their stretching capacity!

No sweater?

Then go to the bathroom, take a roll of toilet paper and make yourselt a hawaiian skirt out of it. You know, stick strips of paper around the pants. Like that.



rofl.gif  You kill me!!!!

Fortunately, this didn't happen to me.  I was just thinking of something that happened a couple of days ago with a co-worker of mine.



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Buy bigger pants next time.  hmm

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X4v13r wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:

First : crying.gif

Then put my sweater over around my hips...and go and buy a new pair. sprint.gif



What if you don't have a sweater?

@X: What if your pants rip outside and you don't have a stapler? giggle.gif




gum!!!

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no.gif stroking the camel toe will only swell it up, causing the pants to expand beyond their stretching capacity!

No sweater?

Then go to the bathroom, take a roll of toilet paper and make yourselt a hawaiian skirt out of it. You know, stick strips of paper around the pants. Like that.

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Motown Junkie wrote:

 

Guadalupana wrote:

First : crying.gif

Then put my sweater over around my hips...and go and buy a new pair. sprint.gif



What if you don't have a sweater?

@X: What if your pants rip outside and you don't have a stapler? giggle.gif

 



gum!!!

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Guadalupana wrote:

First : crying.gif

Then put my sweater over around my hips...and go and buy a new pair. sprint.gif



What if you don't have a sweater? 

@X:  What if your pants rip outside and you don't have a stapler?  giggle.gif



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Chale Tanga wrote:

Id go home. And then wear them again another day so that I could go home early again.

@ mitad: thats what my friend did lol



is she hot?

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First : crying.gif

Then put my sweater over around my hips...and go and buy a new pair. sprint.gif

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Id go home. And then wear them again another day so that I could go home early again.

@ mitad: thats what my friend did lol

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Motown Junkie wrote:

If you split your pants at work???? ashamed.gif



take them off and staple them back together.

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If you split your pants at work????  ashamed.gif

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