Just as I got to the classroom to write an exam....I went to sit down...and my pocket got caught on the chair....How?!?!? Who the FK knows.....but as I sat down...it ripped my pants down the seem.....Thank God for the sweater I had....lol
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So... it's been... what, like a year that I've had this signature? Did anyone get that it says: I hear, I see, I learn? :(
Just as I got to the classroom to write an exam....I went to sit down...and my pocket got caught on the chair....How?!?!? Who the FK knows.....but as I sat down...it ripped my pants down the seem.....Thank God for the sweater I had....lol
stroking the camel toe will only swell it up, causing the pants to expand beyond their stretching capacity!
No sweater?
Then go to the bathroom, take a roll of toilet paper and make yourselt a hawaiian skirt out of it. You know, stick strips of paper around the pants. Like that.
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I would use it as an exuse to go home early. Just explain to the boss that you have gas and it's hard to contain. Is she looks at you like show her the back of your pants
That wouldn't be JUST gas...but more like Hiroshima!
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I would use it as an exuse to go home early. Just explain to the boss that you have gas and it's hard to contain. Is she looks at you like show her the back of your pants
stroking the camel toe will only swell it up, causing the pants to expand beyond their stretching capacity!
No sweater?
Then go to the bathroom, take a roll of toilet paper and make yourselt a hawaiian skirt out of it. You know, stick strips of paper around the pants. Like that.
You kill me!!!!
Fortunately, this didn't happen to me. I was just thinking of something that happened a couple of days ago with a co-worker of mine.
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stroking the camel toe will only swell it up, causing the pants to expand beyond their stretching capacity!
No sweater?
Then go to the bathroom, take a roll of toilet paper and make yourselt a hawaiian skirt out of it. You know, stick strips of paper around the pants. Like that.
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Then put my sweater over around my hips...and go and buy a new pair.
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