Soontime for Paris y'all

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

RE: Soontime for Paris y'all

LaDyBuG · Comandante

Wasn't Lindsey Lohan just caught for DUI as well?

They would make good cell mates.....both alcoholic locas.....

And what is Paris gonna call her book anyway.....

"JAIL.....That's hot!"

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

I heard on the radio this morning that they've already hand picked her cell mate. Ironically enough, her cell mate is in jail for the same reason: DUI or driving under suspension or driving like an idiot. Who knows?

I'm thinking her cell mate is the luckiest person in the world (wait, I have a point) because if she's nice enough maybe Paris will be her friend after that and pay for all her $hit!!!!

OR if she's lucky... she's hopefully not catch the crabs that are flying out of Paris' vajayjay

BLEH

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

I heard on the radio this morning that they've already hand picked her cell mate. Ironically enough, her cell mate is in jail for the same reason: DUI or driving under suspension or driving like an idiot. Who knows?

I'm thinking her cell mate is the luckiest person in the world (wait, I have a point) because if she's nice enough maybe Paris will be her friend after that and pay for all her $hit!!!!

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

I dont know about you, but if i was going to jail, the last thing on my mind would be to try to look good for my future inmates. I'd want to look as butchy and unkept and stinky so no one would want to make me their 'top bi tch' or 'bottom bi tch' for that matter weirdface

Paris Hilton goes to jail on Monday and she's prepping for the big day. According to the NYDN she's ordered hair and make-up people to do her up ala Naomi Campbell style, so that she looks best for the media while she waltzes into jail.

"Paris doesn't do contrite very well," says a source. "She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand that to her sister as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."

Sources claim that Paris will also keep a journal in jail which she plans to have published when she gets out. Paris and company believe a diary could get her a big chunk of change.

Paris was seen out and about again yesterday with another philosphy book by Dr. John Demartini.

What the hell kind of book is a Paris Hilton diary going to be? "Dear Diary, Today Consuela only ass raped me once. She let me hold my stuffed animal so it wasn't that bad. It gave me a chance to really take a hard look at my cuticles."

I hope there's a crowd standing by when she goes in throwing eggs at her ass! Poor Paris!