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Chale Tanga wrote:

I wouldve been so shocked at this response!  I probablly wouldve responded in one of these two fashions:

Scenerio 1:
I wouldve beeen in complete shock and disbelief that I wouldve started that nervous giggle one gets when one knows not what to do.  To which Mr. Big Wig wouldve thought I was some special needs worker and felt pity for me and most likely have stuffed a $20.00 bill in my hand.

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After he said that, I wouldve been in complete shock and disbelief that I wouldve had to run the whole conversation from start to finish in my head, all while miming and mouthing the events of the conversation that just took place.  Mr. Big Wig wouldve looked at me, felt pity for me as a special needs worker and given me $20.00 biggrin.gif



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God wrote:

McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare

Executive A$$: I'm sorry I've been having a horrible morning

McO:
that's certainly no my problem azzhole




This One Is Funny . . .



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McOSIRIS wrote:

 

After further inquire I found out that this gentleman is going thru a nasty separation after coming back from a business trip and finding his spouse encamada con otro... weirdface


Maybe that's why he's a "little" upset....
hmm

 




 Yeah like he's taking it against the right person.

On the other hand, my dear McSuckup... well, there.

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McOSIRIS wrote:

 

After further inquire I found out that this gentleman is going thru a nasty separation after coming back from a business trip and finding his spouse encamada con otro... weirdface


Maybe that's why he's a "little" upset....
hmm

 




 I was going to say that...How did I knew that mmmmmmm ...lol



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After further inquire I found out that this gentleman is going thru a nasty separation after coming back from a business trip and finding his spouse encamada con otro... weirdface


Maybe that's why he's a "little" upset....
hmm

 



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screw that i would have been like
No need to be rude missssssssssss!!! lol
who cares if shes a work executive or even some head office manager for the matter. Respect is Respect aww dont matter if your at a higher level

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McOSIRIS wrote:

this just happened to me this morning... cry


Location: Work elevator downbound
Situation: watching weather forecast for long weekend on elevator's LCD screen
Characters: Work executive A$$ and McO
Interaction sequence: 30secs


McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare

Executive A$$: I'm sorry I've been having a horrible morning

McO: that's ok.... blankstare



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I wouldve been so shocked at this response!  I probablly wouldve responded in one of these two fashions:

Scenerio 1:
I wouldve beeen in complete shock and disbelief that I wouldve started that nervous giggle one gets when one knows not what to do.  To which Mr. Big Wig wouldve thought I was some special needs worker and felt pity for me and most likely have stuffed a $20.00 bill in my hand.

OR

Scenerio 2:
After he said that, I wouldve been in complete shock and disbelief that I wouldve had to run the whole conversation from start to finish in my head, all while miming and mouthing the events of the conversation that just took place.  Mr. Big Wig wouldve looked at me, felt pity for me as a special needs worker and given me $20.00 biggrin.gif


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rofl.gif  MCO sorry, but that was really funny!

It was so out there I would have done what you did, and been all weirdface



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McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare

Executive A$$: I'm sorry I've been having a horrible morning

McO:
that's certainly no my problem azzhole


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McOSIRIS wrote:

this just happened to me this morning... cry


Location: Work elevator downbound
Situation: watching weather forecast for long weekend on elevator's LCD screen
Characters: Work executive A$$ and McO
Interaction sequence: 30secs


McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare

Executive A$$: I'm sorry I've been having a horrible morning

McO: that's ok.... blankstare




McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare I was only curious to know if your wife was going to be free this weekend, you tight a$$ SOB!aww

Executive A$$: *Kicks shi*t out of McO*






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That would pissed me off! rage.gif
You have a lot of patience with arrogant people.

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TV Buff wrote:
What McTooNice should've said:

McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: Who sh-it in your coffee this morning?

Please feel free to give McCo any other suggestions of "what he should've said". I'm sure foro peeps can come up with a few good ones. idea


I know, but for some reason I thought that keeping my cool would be the best way out of this situation....
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McOSIRIS wrote:

this just happened to me this morning... cry


Location: Work elevator downbound
Situation: watching weather forecast for long weekend on elevator's LCD screen
Characters: Work executive A$$ and McO
Interaction sequence: 30secs


McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare

Executive A$$: I'm sorry I've been having a horrible morning

McO: that's ok.... blankstare



What McTooNice should've said:

McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: Who sh-it in your coffee this morning?

Please feel free to give McCo any other suggestions of "what he should've said". I'm sure foro peeps can come up with a few good ones. idea






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this just happened to me this morning... cry


Location: Work elevator downbound
Situation: watching weather forecast for long weekend on elevator's LCD screen
Characters: Work executive A$$ and McO
Interaction sequence: 30secs


McO: so, do you have any plans for this weekend? it's gonna be beautiful...

Executive A$$: that's certainly none of your business...

McO: you're right sir blankstare

Executive A$$: I'm sorry I've been having a horrible morning

McO: that's ok.... blankstare



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