- The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese
- White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
- Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government
cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
- Hispanic kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's
dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"