Ask A Girl!

lanbiyu · Senior Member

RE: Ask A Girl!

LGigolo · Comandante

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

I feel like barfing, what should I do?

Stick your finger down your throat and BARFFFFF away. Get it over with. If you feel like doing something you should do it, dammmmittt! aww

GENIE · Foro Master

@GOD LMAO LMAO!!!! YEAH OR DRINK PEACH JUICE IT ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME!!! LMAO

God · Foro Master

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

I feel like barfing, what should I do?

The symptoms dissapair after the 16th week...just wait.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

I feel like barfing, what should I do?

LGigolo · Comandante

Miel wrote:

Yes I would,. actually one of my short term goals is to go to boxing lessons,. and at least once,. go to the ring and fight,... I really like boxing,.

@Chale: you are such a girl,..

Chale I think Miel is challenging you to step in the boxing ring with her!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale, you don't have to wear those shorts unless you're going to fight in the ring.
But yeah, i think i'll do it for six months.

Miel · Guru

Yes I would,. actually one of my short term goals is to go to boxing lessons,. and at least once,. go to the ring and fight,... I really like boxing,.

@Chale: you are such a girl,..

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

@ Guada YES!!!! barring the stupid outfits but its a GREAT way to get in shape!

@ McO

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Would any of you girls do Thai boxing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muay_thai

no.

why? mmm I dont think that outfit would look good on me, the shorts are waaaaay to high on the abdominal area. Not a good look for me at all

Dogo · Comandante

Hi blankstare

Guadalupana · Foro Master

HELLOOOOO!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Would any of you girls do Thai boxing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muay_thai

McOSIRIS · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

what guada said... WERD

I think McO is such a romantic (sarcasm and perverted comments aside). I loved reading what you wrote... it just seem.. sooo... romanticized...

NOW WAKE UP YOU HOMO *slap slap*

SAY THIS... "WOMAN, me you, condom isle, NOW!" and u'll get the girl...

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 16:43, 2007-04-27

It's funny cuz it's true...

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

what guada said... WERD

I think McO is such a romantic (sarcasm and perverted comments aside). I loved reading what you wrote... it just seem.. sooo... romanticized...

NOW WAKE UP YOU HOMO *slap slap*

SAY THIS... "WOMAN, me you, condom isle, NOW!" and u'll get the girl...

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 16:43, 2007-04-27

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

@ Guada:

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
i try to give you pointers, and you're already thinking of ways to mess it up. que pena.

HOLY PESIMISTNESS BATMAN!!! RELAX GURL!!!!!

tell me about it

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:
i try to give you pointers, and you're already thinking of ways to mess it up. que pena.

HOLY PESIMISTNESS BATMAN!!! RELAX GURL!!!!! weirdface

Guadalupana · Foro Master

i try to give you pointers, and you're already thinking of ways to mess it up. que pena.

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
in other words just tell her the condoms are for ur mother

~X

LOL I was thinking something like that...

or maybe tell her that the Tampax are for my kitty...

good luck with that one

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

X4v13r wrote:
in other words just tell her the condoms are for ur mother

~X

LOL I was thinking something like that...

or maybe tell her that the Tampax are for my kitty... blankstare

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
See, that's one reason why you guys never land the girls. Just because she's pretty all of a sudden los hombres creen que an de tener toda clase de suitors, but you'd be amazed on how wrong that is. Don't try to hard, believe me. It works out better when you don't over work things.

IF you must have something to try to impress her, has como que les andavas comprando algo a tu abuelita y a tu mami para mother's day. If a girl sees that a guy has respect for him mom and other women in his family, it's a big plus. Chances are, he will be very respectful to the woman he's having a relationship with.

I LOVE YOU GUADA!!!!!!!!!

in other words just tell her the condoms are for ur mother

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:
See, that's one reason why you guys never land the girls. Just because she's pretty all of a sudden los hombres creen que an de tener toda clase de suitors, but you'd be amazed on how wrong that is. Don't try to hard, believe me. It works out better when you don't over work things.

IF you must have something to try to impress her, has como que les andavas comprando algo a tu abuelita y a tu mami para mother's day. If a girl sees that a guy has respect for him mom and other women in his family, it's a big plus. Chances are, he will be very respectful to the woman he's having a relationship with.

I LOVE YOU GUADA!!!!!!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Next time you go Mc, and you're lucky to see her, casually go up to the cash register with a small purchase of something, and maybe say "hey we meet again' and just ask her for a coffee. I don't know why guys have to get all fancy in the techinique of asking a girl out, it'll either be yes or no.

Then if you get a yes, say 'great, now i have someone to use these condoms with.' asi. Simple.

De nada.

I dun wanna be one of the many guys that aske her for a coffee everyday... I need something more "out of the ordinary"...
I'll try to follow your advise. Buy something small, slap myself a couple of times, and walk to the cashier...

I'll also try not to melt if she smiles again....

See, that's one reason why you guys never land the girls. Just because she's pretty all of a sudden los hombres creen que an de tener toda clase de suitors, but you'd be amazed on how wrong that is. Don't try to hard, believe me. It works out better when you don't over work things.

IF you must have something to try to impress her, has como que les andavas comprando algo a tu abuelita y a tu mami para mother's day. If a girl sees that a guy has respect for him mom and other women in his family, it's a big plus. Chances are, he will be very respectful to the woman he's having a relationship with.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

X4v13r wrote:

the one with all the pics hombre..

~X

I'll let you know if I find something, but I doubt it... hmm

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
is people like u that scare me to put my info on the net

did u get anything?...........hook a bruuuuuther up with a link

~X

what link do u want?

the one with all the pics hombre..

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Next time you go Mc, and you're lucky to see her, casually go up to the cash register with a small purchase of something, and maybe say "hey we meet again' and just ask her for a coffee. I don't know why guys have to get all fancy in the techinique of asking a girl out, it'll either be yes or no.

Then if you get a yes, say 'great, now i have someone to use these condoms with.' asi. Simple.

De nada.

I dun wanna be one of the many guys that aske her for a coffee everyday... I need something more "out of the ordinary"...
I'll try to follow your advise. Buy something small, slap myself a couple of times, and walk to the cashier...

I'll also try not to melt if she smiles again.... hmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Next time you go Mc, and you're lucky to see her, casually go up to the cash register with a small purchase of something, and maybe say "hey we meet again' and just ask her for a coffee. I don't know why guys have to get all fancy in the techinique of asking a girl out, it'll either be yes or no.

Then if you get a yes, say 'great, now i have someone to use these condoms with.' asi. Simple.

De nada.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

X4v13r wrote:
is people like u that scare me to put my info on the net

did u get anything?...........hook a bruuuuuther up with a link

~X

what link do u want?

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

look her up on facebook

~X

I did...

and I posted something in Craiglist too...

is people like u that scare me to put my info on the net

did u get anything?...........hook a bruuuuuther up with a link

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

X4v13r wrote:

look her up on facebook

~X

I did...

and I posted something in Craiglist too...

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

I feel so stupid

Yesterday I went to Shoppers Drug Mart to buy something. When I was standing in line I saw the cashier girl and I almost fainted. This girl was by far the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Blue eyes, Mediterranean tan, petite, styled bleach hair and unpolished nails. I can only remember seen something like that in my dreams...

First I was petrified by her beauty, but as I was getting closer in the line I started to feel the need for an interaction, other that the typical "cash, debit, or Optimum card?
When I finally got to her she scanned the items and I couldn't think of anything more creative that saying:

I looked at her name tag and I went: wow you have a beautiful name (her name was Claudia), she smiled and said thanks

Then I needed a punch line, so I said I carry the male version of yours, she look at me with I-dunno-what-to-say-to-that facewhen I saw that I think I blushed a little, but right away I said that makes us special and winked. She giggle and I walked away, trying not to stumble
:Iveplacedabuckethereforyoutopuke:

I felt like an Idiot

Now ladiesI need some help

If I ever decide to go back, what should I say? How can I invite her for a coffee or something???
HELP GIRLS!!!!

look her up on facebook

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

I feel so stupid

Yesterday I went to Shoppers Drug Mart to buy something. When I was standing in line I saw the cashier girl and I almost fainted. This girl was by far the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Blue eyes, Mediterranean tan, petite, styled bleach hair and unpolished nails. I can only remember seen something like that in my dreams...

First I was petrified by her beauty, but as I was getting closer in the line I started to feel the need for an interaction, other that the typical "cash, debit, or Optimum card?

When I finally got to her she scanned the items and I couldn't think of anything more creative that saying:

I looked at her name tag and I went: wow you have a beautiful name (her name was Claudia), she smiled and said thanks

Then I needed a punch line, so I said I carry the male version of yours, she look at me with I-dunno-what-to-say-to-that facewhen I saw that I think I blushed a little, but right away I said that makes us special and winked. She giggle and I walked away, trying not to stumble

:Iveplacedabuckethereforyoutopuke:

I felt like an Idiot

Now ladiesI need some help

If I ever decide to go back, what should I say? How can I invite her for a coffee or something???

HELP GIRLS!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Mc--do i look like walter mercado? no, therefore i don't have nor have i ever claimed to have a 6th sense.

We all have gut instinct, some of us are just more aware of it than others. Simple as that.

You do!!... kind of.... a little bit

thanks!

Dogo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Mc--do i look like walter mercado? no, therefore i don't have nor have i ever claimed to have a 6th sense.

We all have gut instinct, some of us are just more aware of it than others. Simple as that.

You do!!... kind of.... a little bit blankstare

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

PJ--i am a man! will all of you get that straight all ready! Geez! no se cual el el gran secreto.

It's not that people don't know - it just gets confusing 'cause people still reffer to you as a "she" - See, that's the problem of you being a trans-gendered male!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

PJ--i am a man! will all of you get that straight all ready! Geez! no se cual el el gran secreto.

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

well I predict that McO will ask a stupid question... and Guada will say she's not a man... oh wait.. that already happened..

damn.. I'm good!

But SHE IS - isn't she!? weirdface hmm

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

well I predict that McO will ask a stupid question... and Guada will say she's not a man... oh wait.. that already happened..

damn.. I'm good!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Mc--do i look like walter mercado? no, therefore i don't have nor have i ever claimed to have a 6th sense.

We all have gut instinct, some of us are just more aware of it than others. Simple as that.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Mc--do i look like walter mercado? no, therefore i don't have nor have i ever claimed to have a 6th sense.

We all have gut instinct, some of us are just more aware of it than others. Simple as that.

I've met a large number of women that claim to have super psychic powers (they can predict things according to them)... so, looks to me like a common denominator... hmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Mc--do i look like walter mercado? no, therefore i don't have nor have i ever claimed to have a 6th sense.

We all have gut instinct, some of us are just more aware of it than others. Simple as that.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Why women wouldn't admit that their 6th sense is bull$hit and never existed????

X4v13r · Comandante

PRINCESSA wrote:

@ X - good save line buddy. But true

~X

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

@ X - good save line buddy.

But true

X4v13r · Comandante

PRINCESSA wrote:

@ X - I can't believe u just said this. I really don't like you.

I know u don't like me, U love me

~X

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

@ X -

I can't believe u just said this. I really don't like you.

X4v13r · Comandante

PRINCESSA wrote:

@ X - I can't believe u think that. Not Nice!

Well my period time is bad, I admit. I do get very aggressive, angry, mouthy very fast & for everything. I hate this time. But I don't get exocist. U X need a big :slap:

she is on her period at the moment, thats y the "U X need a big :slap:"

Anyways, I'm off to get my crucifix

~X

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

@ X -

I can't believe u think that. Not Nice!

Well my period time is bad, I admit. I do get very aggressive, angry, mouthy very fast & for everything. I hate this time. But I don't get exocist. U X need a big :slap:

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

LGigolo wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

@MJ: Yes, it definately answers the question... that was a perfect 2 months ago, so if we do the math... you're due for another one just about ... NOW!

Nope! I'm done for this month!!!

In that case: Everyone is safe at the Volunteer gig this Saturday for the LET THEM BE KIDS event:
The 411 Where: St. Charles Garnier Catholic School - 20 Strong CourtWhen: Saturday April 28, 2007 - 8am to 4pm(Alternate times: 8am 11am/11am-2pm/all day)Who can volunteer: Anyone! Seriously peoples, bring your abuelita/you momma/your uncle/your kids/your sister/your dog okay maybe not your dog, but you get the jist.
If you would like to participate in this event, please click the link and fill out the form. <a href="http://www.latinurban.ca/feature.php?id=186">LiNkY</a>
Don't forget:
just a few days away people!!!!.....

MAKE SURE to be THERE!!!!!!!!!!

NO COVER!!! NO LINEUP FOR ANYONE!!!!!! COME SHOW YOUR SUPPORT

IS GONNA BE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUNCH, KIDS RUNNING AROUND, DIRT WITH WORMS IN IT!!!!!

THE LIVEST EVENT OF THE WEEKEND PEOPLE, DONT MISS IT!!!!

NO PLAIN OL SOCKS EVENTS HERE, ONLY NICE FANCY SOCKS U GET AT LIKE THE BAY FOR 40 BUCKS A PAIR THAT U WEAR WITH NICE DRESS SHOES ONLY!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

PS: SPecial appeareance by JR MAURO on the hotdog tables!!!!!

BETHERE!!!!!!

I'll only go if I can wear my sunglasses ALL day and if there's a patio. Food is a MUST! I want access to food throughout the WHOLE day!!!

Chank you!