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Guadalupana · Foro Master

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luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

Chale Tanga wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:

have you ever had a dream that you were with a man? and then you wake up in cold sweats and a panic wondering if you're gay?

and yes... women have lesbian dreams so a question like this is justified.

you should just do a Doogie Howser and come out of the closet already.

ps. stop having dreams about me you flaming lesbo!

you shut your ANSU!!! don't make me expose that last dream you had... about a bus..

you know what i"m talking about!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

X4v13r wrote:

dont forget about the lesbian porn just to make sure u still like it and it turns u on

~X

oh yes!!! lesbian porn

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

have you ever had a dream that you were with a man? and then you wake up in cold sweats and a panic wondering if you're gay?

and yes... women have lesbian dreams so a question like this is justified.

you should just do a Doogie Howser and come out of the closet already.

ps. stop having dreams about me you flaming lesbo!

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:
have you ever had a dream that you were with a man? and then you wake up in cold sweats and a panic wondering if you're gay?

and yes... women have lesbian dreams so a question like this is justified.
there's a whole thread about this...

but, to answer your question, yes... and you wake up like WTF was that???

dont forget about the lesbian porn just to make sure u still like it and it turns u on

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:
have you ever had a dream that you were with a man? and then you wake up in cold sweats and a panic wondering if you're gay?

and yes... women have lesbian dreams so a question like this is justified.

there's a whole thread about this...

but, to answer your question, yes... and you wake up like WTF was that??? weirdface

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

have you ever had a dream that you were with a man? and then you wake up in cold sweats and a panic wondering if you're gay?

and yes... women have lesbian dreams so a question like this is justified.

Dogo · Comandante

Yes

McOSIRIS · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:
what do guys really think about these overrated, overexposed celebrities? do you expect your gfs to be just as perfect?

girlfriends shouldn't be perfect....

for that you have the mistress.... blankstare

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Pfft! luna you're much too diplomatic! Celebrities are not perfect, they all have more issues than us normal humans!

Their only advantage is having unlimited cash flow. other than that, meh. They can keep their sorry sad life.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

what do guys really think about these overrated, overexposed celebrities? do you expect your gfs to be just as perfect?

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:
Guys, do you think sweaty girls are sexy?

sweaty girls due to passionate physycal activities?

sweaty and "fish" smelly due to 4 days of not showering?

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Guys, do you think sweaty girls are sexy?

well it depends, if its at a club thats a big turn off for me but if is something like working out or doing sports at times it can be sexy.

~X

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Guys, do you think sweaty girls are sexy?

Yesi · Guru

I agree with you Guada....

OUCHHHHHH

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Maybe guys should, instead of shaving or sissy trimming, well, wax down there. Now that would make him a man!

Alex Bello · Guru

jejeje not gay at all, there are other methods then shaving but not gay at all in fact many girls dont like any hair at all down there.

AB.........
Alex Bello

Miel wrote:

Do u guys think shaving down there is gay?? why or why not?,... I was taking about this with a friend and he said ,. "my dad didn't do it,. my grandpa didn't do it,.. so I won't do it ,. that s GAY",..

Miel · Guru

Do u guys think shaving down there is gay?? why or why not?,... I was taking about this with a friend and he said ,. "my dad didn't do it,. my grandpa didn't do it,.. so I won't do it ,. that s GAY",..

Alex Bello · Guru

any questions? and please keep it clean i go to church from time to time.

lol you guys are funny.

AB........
Alex Bello

Guadalupana wrote:

This thread has been created for all the gals who have questions they've been dying to ask a guy. Now is you chance ladies, to get all your answers from the foro men/boys/grandpas.
So Ask away!.

Ps. You see, i contribute to my community.

Daeveed · Foro Master

I usually go commando, and sometimes I wear boxers.

the only times i wear briefs is when i play soccer.

I don't wear thongs because they get tangled with the hairs and pull them. doh

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Do guys wear thongs?

thats nasty!

I dont understand how that could turn a girl on. Maybe if I was a guy and I was gay, then maybe that would turn me on.

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Do guys wear thongs?

yup leopard ones

X4v13r · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Do guys wear thongs?

only when is too hot...

unlike MC if is too hot i wear nada, so no thongs here

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Do guys wear thongs?

only when is too hot... blankstare

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Do guys wear thongs?

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

yeah, what luna said and when in disagreement, do you resort to whipping it out and settle the score/size matters by actually measuring it with a ruler (please don't say 'well i need a meter stick to measure mine')

Measuring with a rules....thats not nice....

What about ...mmm never mind. biggrin

Guadalupana · Foro Master

yeah, what luna said and when in disagreement, do you resort to whipping it out and settle the score/size matters by actually measuring it with a ruler (please don't say 'well i need a meter stick to measure mine')

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Do you guys look i the mirror and tell yourself 'you stud man, look hot today'?

No...But I tell myself....."Ohh Pinche Brad Pitt you better watch out ! te voy a tumbar a la Angelina"

X4v13r · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

have you ever "compared" sizes with another man? but not in a gayest way? just in a manly mine is bigger kinda way?

nope thats gay whatever way u put it GAY!!!

~X

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Do you guys look i the mirror and tell yourself 'you stud man, look hot today'?

nope not me....thats a little gay if u ask me.

~X

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

have you ever "compared" sizes with another man? but not in a gayest way? just in a manly mine is bigger kinda way?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Do you guys look i the mirror and tell yourself 'you stud man, look hot today'?

X4v13r · Comandante

God wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Do you guys flex in front of the mirrors?

What body part ?

~X

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Do you guys flex in front of the mirrors?

What body part ?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Do you guys flex in front of the mirrors?

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

God wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Good question Yesi i want to know too!

I also have a question:

Do you guys shake and store or wipe and store?

depends...sometimes u get the drips you know...so watch out "La gotita traicionera"

erhm erhm...

MEN...

i have no question

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

NEVAH EVAH!!!!!!

you maintain eye contact at all times in case you would like to engage in a conversation... otherwise, devote your attention entirely to you weewee...

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

So why don't you guys just go to the stalls? who says you can't do pee there? are there rules in there that i'm not aware of?

nahhh normally they are nasty....being a germ phobic I dont wanna touch nada in a washroom that is not mine.

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

So why don't you guys just go to the stalls? who says you can't do pee there? are there rules in there that i'm not aware of?

i do that all the time, I don't care what people think or say, If i find an empty stall I'll use it.

~X

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Cochinos, clean the bloody thing!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

So why don't you guys just go to the stalls? who says you can't do pee there? are there rules in there that i'm not aware of?

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Good question Yesi i want to know too!

I also have a question:

Do you guys shake and store or wipe and store?

depends...sometimes u get the drips you know...so watch out "La gotita traicionera"

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Good question Yesi i want to know too!

I also have a question:

Do you guys shake and store or wipe and store?

I do the macarena and store

~X

-- Edited by X4v13r at 15:05, 2007-04-23

X4v13r · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

never!!!! U can get ur a$$ kicked by doing $h!t like that.....i know I would punch the guy in the eye if he was trying something like that.

to tell u the truth if there is people around i wont go until all the sides are empty.

~X

God · Foro Master

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's Gay!

You have to stare to the wall.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Good question Yesi

i want to know too!

I also have a question:

Do you guys shake and store or wipe and store?

Yesi · Guru

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

Guadalupana · Foro Master

yeah, i don't have any questions....

-- Edited by Guadalupana at 14:51, 2007-04-23

Guadalupana · Foro Master

This thread has been created for all the gals who have questions they've been dying to ask a guy. Now is you chance ladies, to get all your answers from the foro men/boys/grandpas.
So Ask away!. smile

Ps. You see, i contribute to my community.