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Pajaro_Loco · Guru

X4v13r wrote:

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

never!!!! U can get ur a$$ kicked by doing $h!t like that.....i know I would punch the guy in the eye if he was trying something like that.

to tell u the truth if there is people around i wont go until all the sides are empty.

~X

Men with small wii wiis do that all the time!

I just go to whatever spot is open, down my zipper and pull out my schlong, do my business, SHAKE and put it back in the bag! biggrin

@ Yesi: Wipe??? We - men - only do that when we're doing the OTHER business! wink

Dogo · Comandante

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Dogo wrote:

Ok.... where in hell did you guys get that sometimes PEEING is better than an orgasm?!!
If THAT were the case I would've spent all my teenage years drinking five gallons of water a day! instead of... you know.. doing the other stuff

When did this turn into a masturbation thread?

-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 20:02, 2007-04-24

I wasn't talking about masturbat.....

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Ok.... where in hell did you guys get that sometimes PEEING is better than an orgasm?!!
If THAT were the case I would've spent all my teenage years drinking five gallons of water a day! instead of... you know.. doing the other stuff

When did this turn into a masturbation thread? weirdface

-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 20:02, 2007-04-24

Dogo · Comandante

Ok.... where in hell did you guys get that sometimes PEEING is better than an orgasm?!!
If THAT were the case I would've spent all my teenage years drinking five gallons of water a day! instead of... you know.. doing the other stuff

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

does peeing feel different than ejaculation? like i know the emotion is different but its cmoing from the same hole.. wouldn't it just feel the same?

Depends. Sometimes a long awaited piss feels better and more satisfying than an orgasm.
If your kinky type though you can have the best of both worlds and pee/orgasm during sex smile

Dogo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Do guys care if the girl curses like a sailor?

Yes.. (unless it's during sex. Then it's ok)

Dogo · Comandante

Colombiana4Life wrote:

Question: when men have the need to pee and poo at the same time, do you:

a) pee first (standing up) and then poo

b) poo first and then pee

c) pee sitting down while waiting to poo

depends which one is most "urgent"
But yeah... sitting down, if both urges come around the same time

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Question for guys:

After you pee, do you shake it up/down, or sideways?
or in circles? and if so, in clockwise, or counterclockwise rotation?

Neither. I just let it air dry blankstare

Daeveed · Foro Master

Question for guys:

After you pee, do you shake it up/down, or sideways?
or in circles? and if so, in clockwise, or counterclockwise rotation?

Yesi · Guru

God wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

Yesi wrote:

God wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
So, how long does the ejac last? a few seconds, but feels like hours
and what do you feel after? tender and tired
do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven? nop...I feel like having a smoke or sometimes I feel the need to be cuddled...depends who I'm with...

cuddling ......what's wrong with ya...there's nothing better that turn to ur side and pass out

No wonder you are single

thats not the reason, the reason was his small problem

~X

I'm going to consider enlargement...

Good for you man.... Medicine does wonders now days

God · Foro Master

X4v13r wrote:

Yesi wrote:

God wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
So, how long does the ejac last? a few seconds, but feels like hours
and what do you feel after? tender and tired
do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven? nop...I feel like having a smoke or sometimes I feel the need to be cuddled...depends who I'm with...

cuddling ......what's wrong with ya...there's nothing better that turn to ur side and pass out

No wonder you are single

thats not the reason, the reason was his small problem

~X

I'm going to consider enlargement...

X4v13r · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

God wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
So, how long does the ejac last? a few seconds, but feels like hours
and what do you feel after? tender and tired
do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven? nop...I feel like having a smoke or sometimes I feel the need to be cuddled...depends who I'm with...

cuddling ......what's wrong with ya...there's nothing better that turn to ur side and pass out

No wonder you are single

thats not the reason, the reason was his small problem

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

God wrote:
cuddling ......what's wrong with ya...there's nothing better that turn to ur side and pass out

sorry, I meant falling asleep between a nice set of double D's....

blankstare

Yesi · Guru

God wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
So, how long does the ejac last? a few seconds, but feels like hours
and what do you feel after? tender and tired
do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven? nop...I feel like having a smoke or sometimes I feel the need to be cuddled...depends who I'm with...

cuddling ......what's wrong with ya...there's nothing better that turn to ur side and pass out

No wonder you are single hmm

God · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
So, how long does the ejac last? a few seconds, but feels like hours
and what do you feel after? tender and tired
do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven? nop...I feel like having a smoke or sometimes I feel the need to be cuddled...depends who I'm with...

cuddling ......what's wrong with ya...there's nothing better that turn to ur side and pass out biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

X4v13r · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

so let me see if i understand this correctly... when times are rough, men can just hold their pee for a really long time and get an even better feeling from peeing than they can from sex? SHOOT.. next time I'm not in the mood I'm going to tell hubby to hold his pee and leave me alone!

lol

try holding ur pee for a long time till u can't hold it no more and see how u feel

oh, it doesn't take the horniness away so ur out of luck......u sitll have to put out LOL

~X

-- Edited by X4v13r at 15:28, 2007-04-24

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Guys, do you think sweaty girls are sexy?

No. Cause that would cause a smell in places

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:
So, how long does the ejac last? a few seconds, but feels like hours
and what do you feel after? tender and tired
do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven? nop...I feel like having a smoke or sometimes I feel the need to be cuddled...depends who I'm with...

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

so let me see if i understand this correctly... when times are rough, men can just hold their pee for a really long time and get an even better feeling from peeing than they can from sex? SHOOT.. next time I'm not in the mood I'm going to tell hubby to hold his pee and leave me alone!

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 15:28, 2007-04-24

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

So, how long does the ejac last? and what do you feel after? do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven?

it depends sometimes its longer than others and at times u feel like jelly or walking in heaven.

I find this to be the biggest difference from being single and being with someone u care about, the sex its so much better because u r not just physically together but also emotionally and mentally

~X

Yesi · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

So, how long does the ejac last? and what do you feel after? do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven?

Or Hell

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

So, how long does the ejac last? and what do you feel after? do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven?

It feels like 20 mins but probably is like 5 seconds

I feel like going to sleep....lmao

No I dont feel like Jelly ...I feel like a beer

Naahh

Guadalupana · Foro Master

So, how long does the ejac last? and what do you feel after? do feel like jelly? like you've been to heaven?

God · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

does peeing feel different than ejaculation? like i know the emotion is different but its cmoing from the same hole.. wouldn't it just feel the same?

Sometimes peeing feels better than ejaculating....ahhhhhhhhhh

Guadalupana · Foro Master

oh Luna, you amaze me.

X4v13r · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

does peeing feel different than ejaculation? like i know the emotion is different but its cmoing from the same hole.. wouldn't it just feel the same?

well once it hits the penis is the same but they come from different parts of the body thats what makes it feel it good but at times when u really have to pee it can feel just as good

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:
does peeing feel different than ejaculation? like i know the emotion is different but its cmoing from the same hole.. wouldn't it just feel the same?

nop... ejaculation feels waaaaaaaaaaaay better... pee feels good when you've been holding it for a long time and you really have to pee... aww

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

does peeing feel different than ejaculation? like i know the emotion is different but its cmoing from the same hole.. wouldn't it just feel the same?

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Do guys care if the girl curses like a sailor?

yup, thats a big no no.....I think that it looks bad on a girl or guy but specially on a girl......

~X

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

I dunno the rest of the guys, but if the girl curses more than me, that's a HUGE no no... women should be feminine (at least for me) and saying "fakk" every other word is totally the opposite...

* this is just my humble opinion and does not represent every guys thoughts...

Oh yah???

WELL

YOU!!!!!!

dont hate me. I swear Im a lady in real life

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:
Do guys care if the girl curses like a sailor?

I dunno the rest of the guys, but if the girl curses more than me, that's a HUGE no no... women should be feminine (at least for me) and saying "fakk" every other word is totally the opposite...

* this is just my humble opinion and does not represent every guys thoughts...

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Do guys care if the girl curses like a sailor?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chale if we were robots we'd be talking about lube and joints and rusty parts....oh wait...meh

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

wow... we're such an intellectual bunch. Nothing says refinment as much as poo and peepee.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

sit and pee then poo seems like the logical answer to this... i'd think if anyone did any different i'd be shocked...

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
Colo, they secretly wish they were girls, and wish they weren't shaking the last drop, but rather wiping from front to back....

I rather have the freedom of peeing anytime and ANYWHERE I feel like...

Pffft! my friend squatting will give me dreamy quads, so i can do it too.

Ya, but with us it's always such a mission. hmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
Colo, they secretly wish they were girls, and wish they weren't shaking the last drop, but rather wiping from front to back....

I rather have the freedom of peeing anytime and ANYWHERE I feel like...

Pffft! my friend squatting will give me dreamy quads, so i can do it too.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:
Colo, they secretly wish they were girls, and wish they weren't shaking the last drop, but rather wiping from front to back....

I rather have the freedom of peeing anytime and ANYWHERE I feel like...

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Colo, they secretly wish they were girls, and wish they weren't shaking the last drop, but rather wiping from front to back....

and i always thought it was from side to side

~X

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Colo, they secretly wish they were girls, and wish they weren't shaking the last drop, but rather wiping from front to back....

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Colombiana4Life wrote:
Girl, that question has been boggling my mind for the longest time. Surprisingly enough, most of the foro guys that answered will sit and pee

what's the point of open the toilet seat, pee, flush the toilet, close the seat, wash your hands, then open the toilet seat again to poo???

isn't that a waste of time??? you might as well seat and do everything at once...

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Haha! Colo that's a well thought out question. Los pobres, al tener que hacer las dos cosas, they tuck in the pipi.

Girl, that question has been boggling my mind for the longest time. biggrin Surprisingly enough, most of the foro guys that answered will sit and pee weirdface

God · Foro Master

Always I sit to Pee.... I have very bad aim.

and C is my answer.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Haha! Colo that's a well thought out question. Los pobres, al tener que hacer las dos cosas, they tuck in the pipi.

X4v13r · Comandante

u forgot poo first than stand up and pee

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Colombiana4Life wrote:

Question: when men have the need to pee and poo at the same time, do you:

a) pee first (standing up) and then poo

b) poo first and then pee

c) pee sitting down while waiting to poo

C...

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

Question: when men have the need to pee and poo at the same time, do you:

a) pee first (standing up) and then poo

b) poo first and then pee

c) pee sitting down while waiting to poo

confused

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

i dont know about it being a black anus.. but ansu comes from the word anus.. yes.. it came about one not so extraordinary day on MSN... whilst chatting with a friend and fast typing the word anus.. the word ansu appeared instead... thus, the birth of ansu... thank u for your time.

X4v13r · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

So is ANSU the new Black anus?

ewwww

~X