It was a blind date. I wanted to go home as soon as I saw him. We went to the movies. He kept on leaning towards me the entire night. His face was inches away from my face. He kept talking during the movie. He was loud. He was . He was annoying. He kept telling me how many girls he'd gone out with. I rolled my eyes. Countless times. I left as soon as the credits started rolling. He walked me to my car. I did a super fast and swift-car-butt-inside-car move. He called me THREE times while i was driving home. I wanted to smash the phone on the ground and run over it a few times. He asked if I wanted to see him again. I said.....
yes
yah right! I'd rather have hot needles poked in my nipples!